Coke Icee And A Bottled Coke Pls

coke icee and a bottled coke pls 🙏🙏

Here are some of my unhinged TDB headcanons (please clap)

- Rui loves egg salad sandwiches. Fight me on this.

- There’s a fucking beanstalk growing behind Obscuary waaaay in the back. It freaks Rui out.

- Cornelius has a cat pentagram tattoo.

- Cornelius likes racing.

- Cornelius cannot drive without the help of two cats on the pedals below because his legs are too short.

- Rui had wished for 7/11 to always be within walking distance from him no matter where he’s at. Why? Because I think this is funny and I have trash humor.

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

yes but strictly in non-medical scenarios. mc has to take their top off for a lung x-ray to make sure there aren’t vines or something growing in there (you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands), and it’s nothing to him. he’s like “bra too, if you wouldn’t mind. the clasps get in the way.”

and then like five minutes later mc’s sock slips down their thigh as they’re adjusting their uniform and he’s so beet red he can barely stutter out something that vaguely sounds like “cadaver” before he’s tripping over his own shoes trying to get out of the room.

You think Yuri is the type of guy who would go crazy over seeing ankles? He's a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time.

Yuri sees PC's ankles: "THIS IS UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!! T-THIS PRONOGRAPHY!"

Jiro causally bleeding on the bed: "How scandalous. Please tend to my wounds."

free my man 😭

Logs on Wickhive Posts "Rui Mizuki is a cuck. He watched..."

its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses

plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:

ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)

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