BO6 BETA IS IN A HOUR AAAAAAA

BO6 BETA IS IN A HOUR AAAAAAA

So... I was doing nothing today (as usual) and I saw @strawb3rrystar saying how much they saw them mutuals being "normal" and... Well, I am a mutual. So here I am proofing they's wrong.

Or at least what they want they want them mutuals to be... 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 behavior ahead.

I try to write without the help of pictures. I love thick characters, you know, fat asses and heavy breasts. That may have you thinking of women but I say that femboy with fat asses also make me crazy. If they have a little belly wowie. Because I obsessed with human skin when it's soft and big because I want to bite, nibble, kiss and absolutely worship. Jesus fucking Christ I need that stress relief on my hands and mouth, I need to make It jiggle (specially ass) with a slap or with just me moving it around and twerking is.my.weakness.

Ohhh it makes me hard (I man surprise idk why it's a surprise to be honest I kinda don't remember if I ever mention it no I did I sorry I kinda just spitting everything that comes to mind) and it makes me want to pound it, specially because I know that shit is going to clap and I want it to clap. I want the smells of sex and heat, I want the lewd sounds, I want it all.

Back a little, I said I like a anal but I never did how much and it's A FUCKING LOT. Jesus- okay let me stop saying because it's getting repetitive, uhhh- Buddha, it's a lot, you know why? I don't need to worry about pregnancy, simple. O CAN RAVAGE IT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP WITH NO CONSEQUENCES! no financial that is because it's probably hurt a lot for both parties... Oh you don't think so? It's because I don't fuck, I make love... hard (yes you know the reference) AND I will eat that ass like a five star meal oh I FUCKING will.

Idk if I a sub or a Dom or a switch, but I do know if I going to bed with someone I will WORSHIP their body and GIVE IT MY ALL.

SPECIALLY IF IT'S A MILF OMG SPECIALLY-

she's treat me nice, and like a good boy (being called a good boy is my weakness) I will do all she wants which I pray is the same depraved shit I do :3

...

I could say more but... I think I ruined my reputation enough for today...

YES DEER SKULL!!! THAT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME

Eldritch 📻🍎 (with my eldritch luci redesign)

Partial transformation and cosmic horrors doing cute things.

While yes I did see a grammatical error, and it was very short... What can I say besides-

They never miss, Strawb3rrystar isn't a waiter but they never fails to deliver my 5 star meal. Thank you very very much.

I would say I a little sad still because it was short when you put out a 3.5k work like last week, but to be honest I no better. It would be hypothetical. So I just say...

... Idk what to say actually, that's how little ideas I have of things lol

Ehhh banana :)

Me on my way to request something to you.

So, I know it's been quite a early time since the last request (in my opinion) but... Well, you really not minding and I really dig everything you make sooooooo you can't blame me~

You don't need to guess that it's going to be gender bend again, although this time is going to be Chaz! Yeah, I kinda dig the little fella (even if he makes *a lot* of sex jokes. The show is full of them and I share the same sentiment with Striker in that front lol) so why not Male reader X Fem Chaz?

Though of giving you more detail on this one, the idea is that reader is one of the guards of Crimson mansion, a serious and mute one at that, and Chaz as someone who doesn't know how to stay quite goes to "rizz" him up. Of course, Chaz didn't expect much, however it turns out the guard is a sub as he ends up mush in her hands... And of course she takes advantage of that~

Kinks I guess I try not to say mommy three times because that's really puts suspicion on my part (however if it does slips... I ain't complaining-) a lot of praising, since Chaz ends up really having fun being a Dom (I know he talks a lot about his "big dick" but... Cmon, I know his ass isn't in that high horse) and I guess a bit of almost getting caught, as I thought it would be funny as hell if this happened while on the "Exes and Oohs" episode and crimson and gang almost caught them lol.

Again, please warn me if you going to accept it or nah, I am comfortable but I still have a caution if I get too caught up in my on head.

I hope you have a wonderful day, afternoon or/and night :3

Throbbing heart.

Pairing: Fem! Chaz Thurman x Masc! Reader

Summary: Do NOT fuck one of your ex-boyfriend's, dad's bodyguard! Or do. Who am I to stop you?

Warnings: Porn with little plot, praise, semi-public sex, oral (m! receiving), dom/sub undertones

Word count: 888

✰Masterlist

When you started working for Crimson you were strapped for cash and didn't think you could ever have a life outside of Greed. So, your father, who was close with the mob boss, got you a job. A bodyguarding job! Sure, it could be unconventional at times, but at least the pay was good. You took your job very seriously. You had too, or it could cost you your life.

This caused you to shut yourself off from everyone. Most of your own colleagues forgot what your voice sounded like. They were still very friendly towards you, even if you wouldn't say a word to them. Well, someone had to come along and break that barrier. And that was Chaz Thurman.

An apparent sex crazed loan shark, who most likely cared more about getting her pussy stuffed then her own dignity. She was going around flirting (and probably fucking) every guard in the mansion. And you just so happened to be her next target. Chaz wasn't expecting much, considering the others told her you were mute. But she still wanted to take a gamble. What would be the harm in trying anyways?

She pulled out all the stops. Sweet talking, twirling her hair, touching your arm, batting her eyelashes. All the cheesy shit that could only work on the most touch starved virgins. Well, it certainly worked on you. A pit in your stomach started to grow, your dick twitching as you try to keep a straight face. But Chaz caught on quickly.

So, here you were, sitting in your boss' dining room, Chaz trailing her hand along your clothed thigh. She sunk down onto the carpet under the table, pale fingertips touching the bulge between your legs. "Take them off," she says, in reference to your pants. You were about to disobey her word, so you started unbuckling your belt, a 'Yes, mam' leaving your lips. Chaz loved this, the control she had over you, even if she was physically under you.

Once your belt was off you unzip your pants, shimming them and your underwear down to your ankles, cock springing to life. She almost immediately grabs the base of it, watching the pre-cum slowly leak out of the tip. Sure, it was very early in the morning, but Chaz wanted her last fill of cum before she was a married woman. Her touch was delicate as she steadily stroked your length, panties becoming wet as she listens to your soft moans.

"Fuck. Look at you. So pretty for me," she mumbles, her thumb going over every vein as her tongue darts out to kitten lick your slit. The teasing was getting to you, but you stayed still, waiting, like a good boy. Soon, Chaz rewards you by slipping your tip into her mouth, her tongue swirling around the width. It felt like pure ecstasy coursing through your veins, something that you didn't let yourself indulge in often, but could quickly become addicted too.

Your hips buck up involuntarily, causing you to push into her mouth more. Chaz kept taking your length down her throat until she was buried up to your pubic bone. The sensation was nothing you've ever felt before. It felt like she was actually sucking the life out of you. Her head bobs, saliva coating her lips. You sit back in the wooden chair, letting her do the work. She pulls back all the way and then dives back down. Her, a deep sea diver, while you are left sitting on the shoreline, where you belong.

Chaz repeats this process of coming up and going back down nearly a hundred times before switching it up. Now she's deepthroating your cock, holding onto your thighs to steady herself. The feeling was heavenly as her head game was strong. She didn't gag, not once. You wanted to moan loudly, but you didn't want to get caught, so you bit your lip, holding back moans. Soon, you felt the pit your stomach threatening to snap, dick twitching on Chaz's skilled tongue. She knew you were close and she wanted you to come down her throat.

"Shit.. I.. I'm close." You stumble over your words, a small warning before the warm liquid Chaz so badly craved came shooting down her windpipe. And she gladly drank of every drop of your delicious cum. Releasing your softening dick from her mouth with a pop, she helps you pull your pants back over your hips. Quickly shuffling to put your belt back on in fear of someone walking in. Chaz got out from under the table, wiping the spit off her chin while watching you struggle. "You did so good for me." She comments, causing you to freeze up for a moment.

You had just gotten into your normal position by the door when your boss and his son walked into the dining room. Crimson shoots you a glance when he notices you, and then one to Chaz. You wished that he wasn't assuming the worst and could only hope that he didn't have you killed. But, the old man just brushes you off, instructing you to help the others set up the wedding venue. You hastily do as your told and leave, wanting desperately to forget whatever the fuck just happened. As you leave of course you sneak a look at Chaz, who just sends a wink your way.

Satan, what a close call.

Star's notes -> Sorry this is kinda short, my love!! I ran out of ideas very, very quickly. But, I blame that one writing this at 2AM

(Thank you @jgabriel1920 for requesting!) (Requests are open!)

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Adler my beloved. I would let you brainwash me any day.