Read This In ~his Voice~

read this in ~his voice~

Please make more Garfield art. Please. I love him desperately and your art is the most amazing I’ve seen from him. It instantly makes me happy when I even so as glance at it. Please I need more Garfield. Your style of this fat orange tabby cat is exquisite and I politely ask you to continue in these drawings. Thank you. Also I really like your Garfield shirts! I’ll be trying to get my grubby little hands on them soon. Good luck with day! And I bid you ado.

this just in: Raygun might be the coolest person I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

classical retelling are always funny. it’s like “the untold story of jerkofficus” and it turns out jerkofficus is the most told story of the last 3,000 years

I totally get the sentiment here, like the mc movie does not look good and Jack Black is very worthy of criticism but no critique of anything will ever be funnier than the phrase “white zionist steve”

Alright so cold take, the Minecraft Movie looks fucking horrendous. It looks like a parody or an advert, not an actual movie people would want to make or watch.

Many others have said the same thing, but why the fuck isn't it an animated movie?? There are so many beautiful fucking art pieces made by fans or just look at the official Minecraft concept art!!

The world of Minecraft is so pretty and you could have so much artistic freedom to make a really fucking cool stylistic animated movie!!

But no.. We get white zionist Steve and in general just an irl cast for some reason, and ugly ass CGI.

Why can't it follow the minimal story Minecraft already has? The main character, whether it be Steve or someone else, wakes up with no explanation as to how they got there, and they juat have to survive. Minecraft has all these mysteries baked into the different worlds and structures, it would be so cool to have the movie explore them in some way!

I'm assuming this movie will just be "Hey, I'm white zionist Steve and I'll help you guys get back to your world" and the main content of the movie is gonna be the group of people experiencing Minecraft things, that we've already seen and know everything about, for the first time.

Idk man. I think people should boycott the movie because of the zionist in the main role and I don't think that'll be too difficult. Thanks if you read the whole thing <3

Reginald “Rocky” Balboa is truly one of the firmest poles of western civilisation. He tells us what it truly means to be a Man.

eggs in the bag. eggs in the bag babey. eggs are in the bag. secure.