he/him - 21; I made this when I was 18 and forgot about it
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One of the greatest Tweets and it hasn't even existed for 24 hours
In the last 5 years everyone on planet earth seems to have turned into Marie from breaking bad. I hate it
megalopolis is probably the closest we’ll ever get to a big budget a-list neil breen film. savour it while you can
pretty people dressing as fictional characters should be banned on Halloween. Either be a genuinely unwell freak or get creative with it. Double goes for couples costumes 👎👎👎
I totally get the sentiment here, like the mc movie does not look good and Jack Black is very worthy of criticism but no critique of anything will ever be funnier than the phrase “white zionist steve”
Alright so cold take, the Minecraft Movie looks fucking horrendous. It looks like a parody or an advert, not an actual movie people would want to make or watch.
Many others have said the same thing, but why the fuck isn't it an animated movie?? There are so many beautiful fucking art pieces made by fans or just look at the official Minecraft concept art!!
The world of Minecraft is so pretty and you could have so much artistic freedom to make a really fucking cool stylistic animated movie!!
But no.. We get white zionist Steve and in general just an irl cast for some reason, and ugly ass CGI.
Why can't it follow the minimal story Minecraft already has? The main character, whether it be Steve or someone else, wakes up with no explanation as to how they got there, and they juat have to survive. Minecraft has all these mysteries baked into the different worlds and structures, it would be so cool to have the movie explore them in some way!
I'm assuming this movie will just be "Hey, I'm white zionist Steve and I'll help you guys get back to your world" and the main content of the movie is gonna be the group of people experiencing Minecraft things, that we've already seen and know everything about, for the first time.
Idk man. I think people should boycott the movie because of the zionist in the main role and I don't think that'll be too difficult. Thanks if you read the whole thing <3
I see what they did with the minecraft movie. They wasted the entire budget on one (1) Beatles song
The child is the price. that’s why he’s called Jesus Price.
why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
Cymbeline act IV scene ii has not one but two of my fav Shakespeare lines ever
"Not Hercules Could have knocked out his brains, for he had none."
William Shakespeare, Cymbeline
Rocky Balboa. stallone’s original dude brosona. Never before has a man put so much cash into Affirming their Masculinity
This stuff is sickening. I really feel horrible about buying his books, and about going to that lecture the other week. I don’t ever want to be financially supporting this pattern of behaviour. And the sheer number of examples ! Horrific.
I think it's important to note that this isn't news: it's been going on for years and no one protected these girls. They all protected him, shushing the victims. All these testimonies that are emerging online can't be part of a terf conspiracy, be for real: some of them are older, some could be fake or highly exaggerated, there's no way of knowing for sure. One thing is sure. More allegations will come. Some of these are pretty graphic so take care.
If I were president of Doctor Who, I'd make a Simpsons episode and I'm not joking
classical retelling are always funny. it’s like “the untold story of jerkofficus” and it turns out jerkofficus is the most told story of the last 3,000 years
genuinely... if jakku looked like this... it’d look a lot less like tatooine. ngl i really like it.
Why does everyone wanna go back to Jakku?!
YIPPIIII!!!! YEAH!!!!
WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!
eggs in the bag. eggs in the bag babey. eggs are in the bag. secure.
read this in ~his voice~
Please make more Garfield art. Please. I love him desperately and your art is the most amazing I’ve seen from him. It instantly makes me happy when I even so as glance at it. Please I need more Garfield. Your style of this fat orange tabby cat is exquisite and I politely ask you to continue in these drawings. Thank you. Also I really like your Garfield shirts! I’ll be trying to get my grubby little hands on them soon. Good luck with day! And I bid you ado.
first post, i bought a cool drawing pad but i have no software, so this is done in MS paint :)
i posted a boba fett trans pride/ally drawing on my instagram yesterday and got so much goddam backlash from angry fanboys who tried telling me that boba fett doesn't support trans/nb people or they/them pronouns. obviously they don't know SHIT about boba fett so i drew this petty ass comic as a response. goodnight bitches.