I've Started Imagining That Benedict Cumberbatch Is My English Teacher And Now I'm In Danger Of Fainting

I've started imagining that Benedict Cumberbatch is my English teacher and now I'm in danger of fainting in class

heyo i'm joey and i do things like complain about life

the only thing i want right now is a tall, blond boyfriend with a nice body, blue eyes, a sweet smile and a glam metal style, who can play the electric guitar and sing, and who cuddles me when I want

I love all my friends who say "who is *deadname*?" when someone (accidentally or not) uses my deadname

thanks @furiousbirdballoon but you've got me in trouble now😂

1. Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

2. Enter Sandman (Metallica)

3. Welcome To The Jungle (Guns N' Roses)

4. Live Wire (Mötley Crüe)

5. Killer Queen (Queen)

I'm not tagging anyone, anyone who wants to join is welcome <3

Thank you to both @thedrillerkiller and @radioblueheart for tagging me! I'm supposed to post 5 of my favourite songs, but since I've been tagged twice, I'll post 10 (sorry in advance for the long post):

Virgin Steele - Burn the Sun

2. Blue Murder - Ptolemy

3. Voivod - Slaughter in a Grave

4. Seduce - Love to Hate

5. Reverend - Scattered Wits

6. Lillian Axe - Innocence

7. Morbid Saint - Lock Up Your Children

8. Leatherwolf - The Calling

9. Malice - Sinister Double

10. Harem Scarem - No Justice

I will tag @neon-green-reagent, @terramosh, @spockvarietyhour, @pierppasolini, @fangtasticvamp, @jeanclaudevandammes, @entangledwarfare, @s-o-u-t-h-o-f-h-e-a-v-e-n-69, @classichorrorblog, @only-a-heartbeat-away and any other wonderful mutuals who might feel like doing this.

wtf is it really my birthday??

ok happy bday to me then