(She/her)s Are Tough As Hell, I Could Not Be A Woman Full Time

(She/her)s are tough as hell, I could not be a woman full time

LET RANCILDA LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE!!!!!

i’m actually obsessed with the trolls interaction right at the end of the facade scene!

“i really liked that song! :D”

“i look gooood in this-“

“shut up you stupid bitch, the song is over!”

the way they all deliver those lines is so fucking funny to me!!

"Are you a girl or a boy"

idk man, my schedules pretty tight :/

Let me put this out there:

If I hug you, hold your hand, rest my head on your shoulder, cuddle with you, call you pet names (babe, sweetheart, love) and get all touchy and lovey with you, it's not because I love you romantically or sexually. I repeat, ITS NOT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ROMANTICALLY OR SEXUALLY!

It means I love you platonically. If I love you romantically, I'll tell you (I say I love you to my friends, but if I love you romantically, I will tell you I love you romantically). And my asexual ass does NOT love you sexually. I would respect if you don't feel comfortable with that, and that's valid, but know that if I am comfortable enough with you for me to do these things, I already think you'd know that these acts of affection are platonic.

YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE ROMANTIC ATTRACTION TO SOMEONE TO BE PHYSICALLY AFFECTIONATE WITH THEM.

I'M JUST REALLY TOUCH STARVED. PLEASE RETURN MY AFFECTION. HUGS, CUDDLES, ANYTHING. IT MAKES ME FEEL LOVED AND SPECIAL. 😭🙏

Anyways, my name is Jordan, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Today feels like a good day to read The Great Gatsby and be sad.