My gay ass just really loves StarkidThey/He/SheBiromantic - Sapioromantic - Asexual - Genderqueer
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why do they look so wholesome? I love them so much
thinks about watcher world so hard
"What's your gender?" "Hey Jordan? What's your gender?"
Bitch, I identify as Paul Matthews in Hey Melissa, now lay off.
Yes, very queer. That was the intent.
Let me explain, Mr Gatsby...
Given the opportunity, would you passionately kiss Nick Carraway on the lips.
POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. AUG 1922
Dear Old Sport,
What a queer question.
Sincerely and emphatically,
Jay Gatsby
"Draw me like one of your straight girls"
- Courtney Miller, 2024
comfort item
the final exam is coming
I am Tampa and Tampa is me.
modern smosh vs aliens headcanons where nothing bad happens to them and they were able to live their life as weird tween girls:
mary:
read homestuck and kinned jade
had a goblincore phase
had an epiphany when she watched hayley kiyoko’s girls like girls mv
mackenzie:
latched onto sports anime specifically haikyuu
straight up only wore basketball jerseys for a week straight (she plays volleyball)
cries to greta gerwig films
tabitha:
silly bandz up to her forearms
learned how to draw bc of those ‘how to draw manga/anime’ books
religiously plays dress to impress
tampa:
phannie. bought cat whisker merch and all
listens to jack stauber and tally hall
had a brief moment in her life where she wanted to go into musical theater mainly because of be more chill
I need her.
I need her body on mine.
Her lips on mine.
I need her to look at me,
and to heal my imperfections.
To press small kisses on my body,
and make me feel love again.
I need her to validate me.
To help me.
To work through my trauma.
My guilt.
I need her to look at me.
To press her forehead to mine.
To rest her head on my body.
I need her to call my name.
I need to call hers.
But she doesn't like me like that.
She doesn't like anyone like that.
But, god, what if I were first?
Her first love?
No, she has boundaries.
She told me she did.
But I need her...
She just doesn't need me back...
What's this? Oh... internalized homophobia and religious guilt... fun...
At a prior sleepover these two watched “The Pink Opaque” at Mary’s cause it’s on past Mackenzie’s bedtime
Is school supposed to ruin me this bad?
THAT'S WHAT I SAID-
BREAKING NEWS: Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time.
Hey Siri... How do I get over feelings for someone who doesn't feel the same way you do, but you don't know if those feelings were platonic in a 'I want to be in a QPR' way or romantic in a 'I want to kiss you' way in the first place?
i can’t even really blame savannah for acting that way because i too am in love with gracie and would do anything and everything she asked of me
Human Lords in Black Headcanons
(No most of these don't align with canon. No I don't care.)
(P.s. I believe all the Lords in Black (besides Wiggly and Webby) are half-siblings.)
Wiggly:
His human name would be William.
He/Him pronouns.
Definitely straight. Ally, but straight.
Him and Webby are the eldest siblings. Twins, to be more specific.
Probably around 5'7 in height, no I don't take criticism. Wiggly is a short king, alright?
Has naturally brown hair, but dyes it green to give himself a 'distinct look'... and it's his favorite color.
Probably has freckles.
Sunburns SO EASILY. He steps out in the sun and immediately starts peeling.
Caucasian. Very pasty white.
Has killed multiple people. I don't care if that's impractical. He has.
Has a lisp.
Went to college in England for economics and developed a British accent. You should've seen his brother's faces when he came back to Hatchetfield.
Has Stahl's ear (when someone is born with a naturally pointy ear).
Autistic and his special interest is monarchs in history.
Pokey:
His human name would be Parker.
He/They pronouns.
Gay. Always has a new boyfriend. Like, every week he has a new one.
Second oldest brother.
6'0. He's the tallest of the gang.
Natural black hair but dyes it white because they thought it looked good on Webby (but he'd never tell his brothers that).
So majestic. White hair, blue eyes, dark skin. Like, how much more majestic can you get?
So flamboyant. And a crossdresser. He overdresses for EVERYTHING. But, Wiggly overdresses too.
Painful theater kid. Breaks out into song every few seconds.
Also does dance. Takes classes because I say so.
He has the deepest voice of the brothers. Definitely a bass.
Went to college for theater. Still hasn't gotten their big break yet.
Reads his poetry at local coffee shops (like Beanies)
Does drag and SLAYS it.
Nibbly:
His human name would be Nico.
He/It pronouns.
Pansexual. Will have sex with EVERYONE (Sir Pentious reference).
Third oldest brother.
5'10. Second tallest brother.
Naturally a brunette. Pink hair because he likes it like that.
Has sharp teeth. Like, sharp K9 teeth and all that.
Also a crossdresser. Basically lives in skirts.
Such a foodie. Will eat everything and anything. Literally anything. Definitely that kid who chewed everything.
Legally blind. Needs glasses to see. It HATES wearing glasses, though.
Has SO MUCH energy all the time.
Says some really fucked up shit sometimes and everyone just... stares and him...
Somewhat nonverbal.
Went to college for culinary arts.
Watches RuPaul's drag race with Pokey. Wiggly pretends he hates it when it's on (he loves it).
Pageant king. Wins every pageant ever.
Has one too many stuffed animals. almost as many as Tinky has.
Blinky:
Their human name would be Blaise.
They/Them pronouns, but doesn't mind being called "brother."
Bisexual icon.
5'4. Second shortest brother because I say so.
Has brown hair. Dyed it yellow, got sick of it, dyed it orange. Now their hair just a orange and yellow mess but they don't care that much.
Half latino. Speaks some Spanish.
Amazing eyesight. Even if their hair always covers at least on of their eyes.
Theme park enthusiast. Loves everything about them, especially the roller coasters.
The quiet brother. Very introverted, doesn't talk about much, stays in their own world.
The most tech-savvy of the bunch. Helps the other brothers with tech issues.
Always dressed down. Lives in hoodies and sweats all day while watching YouTube videos.
Went to college for architecture. Wants to build their own theme park someday.
Knows everything about everybody (Gretchen Wieners?)
The brother their siblings come to when they need to vent.
Tinky:
Their human name would be Timothy.
He/him pronouns. Also transmasc.
Pan because I say so.
5'1. Short king and we love him for that.
Blonde shaggy hair that falls to his shoulders. He loves his hair so much.
Draws on a fake goatee sometimes. Just because he can.
Fascinated by goats. No reason why, he just... is...
Loves puzzle games. Will sit down all day and just play mind games.
Youngest brother and he hates it.
Super talkative. Speaks fast and loudly.
Gets babied because he has a baby face... and also because of his stuffy addiction.
Seeks approval from everyone. Whenever he does anything, he needs his brothers to praise him. Him and Blinky are anxious (tm)
The only one with no grudge against Webby.
Not in college yet, but wants to be a criminologist.
Has a crush on this one guy he saw at a coffee shop once. Ted was his name *wink wink*
AuDHD. Once again, because I say so.
And, just for fun... Webby:
Her human name would be Wynnie.
She/her pronouns.
Bi-curious. She gives that vibe.
5'6. Wiggly loves to hold it over Webby's head that he's taller.
Has Marie Antoinette syndrom (natural white hair.)
SO many freckles. So many.
Has 3 pet spiders, their names are Hannah, Lex and Willabella.
She lives in Clivesdale (Yes, I know, fuck Clivesdale. But not Webby. Webby is the exception).
Went to college for psychology. She is so psych major coded I don't care.
Pacifist and the nicest person you'll ever meet.
Adopted a two young girls names Hannah and Lex (that's where the spiders get their names from. Webby names the other after her childhood best friend who passed away.)
Was banished from the family because of differing views with her brothers. They were mean people with no regard for others. They hated Webby for righting their wrongs. That's why she moved. Tinky still calls her sometimes... just to check in.
Infected Bernardo, my beloved.
im not an average smosh watcher at all . i haven’t watched a full video in months until now but i am enjoying the dread episodes
Binded my chest for the first time today!! Used a homemade binder (SAFELY, I SWEAR) and I feel so free.
doodles of smosh vs aliens characters i love them already
“what if they made it out” post canon orphydice hcs
-right as the doubt and fear become too much and orpheus begins to turn around, eurydice crosses the threshold out of hadestown and taps him on the shoulder.
-orpheus breaks down sobbing as they hold each other more tightly than ever.
-they’re both mentally, emotionally, and physically drained. they get home and shower before falling asleep. orpheus is so tired and sleeps so deeply that he doesn’t hear eurydice get up two more times in the night to furiously scrub herself again, desperate to wash away the grime of hadestown and the touch she can still feel on her skin. she falls asleep for good eventually, and they sleep until midday the next day.
-when they wake up, they lay together in bed in silence for a long time, eurydice laying her head on orpheus’s chest. eventually, orpheus tells her that he almost turned around, and how guilty he feels for doubting her and how scared he was that hades was lying. she tells him that it’s okay and how sorry she is for leaving in the first place, and all that matters is that they made it out. still, orpheus can’t help but feel the fear in his heart of how close he was to turning around and damning her forever. he never wants to let her go again, and there’s nowhere she’d rather be than in his arms.
-they stay in bed for hours, until they’re officially too hungry to function. there’s no food in the house, so they walk to the market. they take the long way, and walk hand in hand through the beautiful sights of spring. eurydice has never felt anything better than the warm sun on her skin, and the flowers look brighter than she’s ever seen before.
-she goes on walks almost every day, sometimes with orpheus and sometimes by herself. she watches the sun rise and set, collects flowers, watches the birds fly. she’ll never take nature for granted again.
-one day, eurydice goes to persephone’s favorite bar and finds her sipping on some tea while hanging out with the locals (this spring, she’s trying to cut down on her drinking) they talk for hours, about everything that happened in hadestown. persephone tells her stories about her and hades when they were young. she misses him so much. eurydice tells persephone that she’s scared orpheus will never trust her again, and persephone tells her that she’s never seen anyone love someone like he loves her. they heal.
-orpheus doesn’t write music for a few weeks. every time he picks up his guitar he thinks of how his music drove eurydice away, and how utterly terrifying it was to sing for hades, knowing it might not work, and lonely melodies echoing in the walls of hadestown as he walked out, unsure if eurydice was behind him. it comes back to him, but he stops writing songs about the gods and starts writing songs about his own life, and eurydice.
-they both have nightmares, waking up in panic in the middle of the night. everytime one of them wakes up in the middle of the night, the other holds them and talks until they can sleep again.
-it takes them a while to have sex again. orpheus doesn’t know everything that happened to eurydice in hadestown, and he doesn’t ask. he knows she did what she had to do to survive. he waits for eurydice to initiate anything, knowing it might take a while. when it does happen, a few weeks later, it’s slow, vulnerable, and emotional. eurydice usually tops, but she lets orpheus take the lead this time.
-summer brings more peace and happiness. they begin to laugh and smile more freely, and things almost feel like normal again. on the last day of summer, they stay inside all day. as much as they’d like to soak up the last few rays of sun before persephone leaves, eurydice can’t bring herself to see hades or even hear the sound of the train.
-orpheus’s anxieties run high when the weather takes a turn. it’s not nearly as drastic as it was last year, because the seasons are back in tune, but he’s so traumatized by the possibility of eurydice leaving. for the first month of fall, they spend every moment together. they make ends meet and thank the gods for their lives.
-the next spring, they finally get married. hermes officiates and persephone provides the flowers. it’s simple but beautiful, and their reception goes all night until it’s just the four of them, listening to orpheus sing and reflecting on everything they’ve been through together.
That feeling when you think your gender identity might be different than you think it is yet you still aren't quite sure but you are too tired to explain that to anyone.
Grace Chasity if she had a yt channel
Someone wanna be the Orpheus to my Eurydice?