Im Sure This Has Been Done Before But I Cant Resist

I’m sure this has been done before but I can’t resist

I am normal about six of crows. I have never reread the bathroom scene. I didn’t put down the book for several minutes when I read “He was just Wylan Van Eck. He told them everything.” I don’t fantasize about the Ice Court heist before I fall asleep. I definitely haven’t tabbed every single Kanej scene.

This scene is not good for me mentally.

WHAT DO YOU THINK MY FORGIVENESS LOOKS LIKE, JORDIEagahaaaggaavavagsgsvvsvsvs

I love this so much

my brother and i get into fights that are us saying like "imagine (something stupid the other person did)" and Jesper and Nin would 1000000% do the same:

Jesper: imagine being a drug addict

Nina: imagine being a gambling addict

Jesper: imagine being such a bad spy you get caught

Nina: imagine dropping out of University after one month

Jesper: imagine getting captured by the same guy twice

Nina: imagine kissing the wrong boy

Jesper: imagine losing your Grisha powers

Nina: imagine not being trained to use your Grisha powers

Jesper: imagine being an orphan

Nina: imagine using your father's farm as collateral

Jesper: imagine being born in Ravka

Nina: imagine not being able to control the dead

Jesper: imagine being kidnapped by your future boyfriend

Nina: imagine being named Llewellyn

Jesper: it's a faMILY NAME OKAY

Me when Kaleidoscope starts playing

I understand the Darkling is a complex character, had good intentions, yadayada, etc etc. HOWEVER, I will never understand Darklina. Like he literally said, “I will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but mine.” The definition of toxic and abusive.