My Current Diet Plan Is Apparently To Spend My Entire Ass Lunch Break Texting My Fictional Boyfriend

my current diet plan is apparently to spend my entire ass lunch break texting my fictional boyfriend until i accidentally run out of time to eat the lunch i brought … jumin won’t be happy i missed a meal but he did tell me to prioritize what’s important to me soooooo

jumin han agrees and so should you

When cats put their little paw over their eyes while they’re sleeping reblog if you agree.

here me out guys

jumin likes soap operas imagine him and MC pretending to fight/divorce then get back together again with all the drama of a soap opera because one day MC was like “it’s been pretty quiet and peaceful lately hasn’t it jumin? how about we play a game?”

like MC ham’s it up big time but jumin being the professional he is, is actually pretty believable. maybe they just do it at home because MC like being a drama queen… maybe the press finds out and buys into the whirlwind of drama who know but at the game ends with them saying “do you really want to go?” “the only reason i’d ever leave is just so i could experience coming back to you again and again” and a sweet kiss

i think it was parks and rec where the couple said they where getting a divorce just so they could get remarried to each other and yeah that idea but over the top because jumin doesn’t do anything half way

I’m aromantic asexual in my teens i was pressured to give dating a try, i went on a couple simply because everyone said i would enjoy it my first kiss i had a panic attack because there was so much pressure to feel this way that i just didn’t i kept wondering what was wrong with me why was i so broken everyone else talked about love and sex like it was the only thing that really mattered like it was the end all be all goal and i didn’t want it

my dad told me i should see the doctor to test my hormone and when everything came back normal i was sure that i was just broken my counselor at the time even had me tested for autism because of it. when i finally found the term asexual it felt like i wasn’t alone. there were other people living happy healthy and lost importantly whole lives all without romance or sex it was like someone saw all the pieces of me and said “your not broken your a beautiful mosaic” and everything clicked it finally made sense.

the idea that asexuality is a “disease” is insanely harmful. it’s ridiculously close minded and honestly abhorrent.

i love ur writing i really do

but did ya really have to write the "asexual" mc headcanon? its a disease and shouldnt be glorified plus i doubt asmo woukd get alog with a "asexual" mc since hes lust yk

Thank you, I am glad you enjoy it.

I did it cause someone asked. I think it was pretty brave of them to ask about something so personal and I commend them for that.

I don't know if I would call it a disease. I haven't done too much research into it myself. I just know the definition and some of my friends opinions on being asexual. From what they told me, it is just a way of life.

I really wasn't trying to glorify it, and I am sorry if I seemed like I did. I was just trying to describe it well. People come to me for content to make them feel happy and loved by these boys so that is what I try to make.

I also think Asmo would get a long with everyone. I see him as the type of person to be very accepting of all genders, sexualities, kinks, and other things. More so than most of the other Brothers would.

You can feel any way you want to, but I am going to write him as very accepting and loving. To me lust is more than just sex, it is about the chase.

oh golly

the first time you made me laugh

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You sit on the pristine leather couch in the middle of the spacious, sunlit room and consider the sound of your own voice: stiff and strange, too loud and too sharp and—as far as you can tell—horribly out of place.

Your bare feet are tucked up under your body and your hands are clasped in your lap. You’re a funny little pretzel, you think: all tied up in knots (and tongue-tied, too—twisted and turned inside out). You can’t seem to remember how it is that you normally use your limbs.

He watches you with an unreadable look in his eyes and you wonder if he feels the same way.

“So,” he says. He’s perched on a chair opposite you with his legs crossed in front of him—like he, too, isn’t sure how he’s supposed to act.

“So,” you say back. Over the phone, speaking to him felt as natural as falling into bed at the end of a long day—but now you are in his home, and you’re looking into his fathomless eyes, and you’re suddenly aware that you hardly know him at all.

“I’ll order food for us,” he says slowly, rising from his chair (and you suspect it’s because he wants to give himself a task). “Anything you’d like.”

You watch him instead of answering. He crosses the living room with a sort of purposeful stride, and it’s easy to imagine the way crowds must part for him when he’s out in the world. The air around him vibrates; he’s got presence and power—and yet you get the sense that he’s a man who never feels comfortable (not even in his own home).

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I always thought it was linked to depression fatigue. glasses are so much easier to wear than contacts and they take less effort to keep up (at least to me) when your depressed you don’t wanna do the extra bit of find the case and solution and put them in and make sure you take them out before bed and get them clean

glasses are easy just throw them on they can be dirty, bent, or scratched and they still do there job (maybe not perfectly but better than nothing)

happy saeran is so powerful it fixed saeyoung's eyesight 🙏🏻

Saeyoung is clearly wearing contacts but I'm wheezing. Why is our boy Saeyoung always drawn without his glasses when he's happy? Were his glasses something that he felt like he had to keep? Is he insecure about it? Like, what is he feeling here?

Or does he just take his glasses off for photos or something like that choice? Because I know quite a few people who do that for photos but put them right back on afterward.

I'm always wearing my glasses because I can't do contacts, so it's just a tiny detail that I'm trying to figure out all of the time. It's just a style choice, I guess, for the artists, but my brain is always like: Is there a specific reason?