All I Want Is To Marry Jumin Han And Run Interference For Him At Every Dinner He Has To Have With His

all i want is to marry jumin han and run interference for him at every dinner he has to have with his dad and his dads new girlfriend like i worry that jumin is so sweet and diligent and hardworking there isn’t much I can give him but what i can do is pull chairman hans new girl aside for “girl talk” and pretend to like literally anyone for the express purpose of jumin getting to spend more genuine quality time with his dad. i don’t think chairman han is a bad dad he just losses himself when it come to girls

NOOOO BUT FR CHAIRMAN HAN SOUNDS SO SWEET LIKE HE JUST WANTS REAL LOVE I DON'T GET HOW EVERYONE HATES HIM

HE DOESSS. he's done very questionable things but when he's outside of jumins route, all he wants is to find love 😭😭

this is so so so fair yes 🙌 say it louder for the people in the back

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

all i’m saying is that jumin han would absolutely let me wear lolita dress’s covered in pretty cats and carry parasols and when i excitedly tell him it makes me feel like a princess he would kiss my cheek and tell me i’m not a princess i’m his queen

he would take me to fancy places to drink tea and tell me about C&R and i would tell him all about training elizabeth to do agility courses so we can share her beauty through cat competitions

listen don’t imagine going on a cottage core picnic with jumin. don’t imagine being scared by a bug and stumbling back into his chest don’t imagine his dark honey laugh as he catches you in one arm balancing himself by holding out the picnic basket in his hand absolutely don’t think about resting your head on his shoulder and feeding him something from a small cheese platter while you explain how one of the clouds looks like elizabeth the third don’t consider how he would point out the smaller clouds looking like kittens it wouldn’t be good to think about his hand over yours helping you open a new bottle of wine

don’t think about this things because i’ve already thought about them and realized i’m in love with a man that doesn’t exist

i feel like there’s not a lot of soft ~not so dominant~ headcanons about jumin so here’s some of mine

he absolutely loves (if you’re sitting up in bed) sitting between your legs to lean back against you and rest his head on your stomach/chest while you play with his hair

he loves when you set a tie out for him, knowing that you picked it out makes it feel special all day

he 100% talks in his sleep sometimes and it’s adorable

he’ll watch disney princess movies with you (and enjoys them)

his favorite thing is when you fall asleep (without intent to) while laying on him

after you get married he plays with his ring a lot, liking how it feels. or he’ll absentmindedly play with your ring while it’s on your finger

you bought him flowers once and he dried them out properly so he could keep them forever

he knows how to set up a very elaborate beautiful picnic that even cottage core aesthetic fans would be jealous of

little spoon jumin. that’s all

he has a really cute photo of you as his phone background and sometimes he gets distracted by it and forgets what he’s doing

he loves slow dancing with you and you both do it offten, even just in the middle of the penthouse.

he loves tracing your bare spine with his fingers

literally such a good caregiver whenever you’re not feeling 100% either mentally or physically and will drop his whole schedule just to stay home and take care of you

you definitely both have matching pajamas

yes. sometimes all i want is to float in a pool with my eyes closed feeling the line between cooling water and warming sun listening to the soft round sounds of the world underwater. to just lay back and be carried by the gentle rocking of nature perhaps there’s a breeze across your face and the nostalgic smell of chlorine or salt water so that memories of childhood play dance behind your eyelids. i always remember the feel of my mother drying my hair with a towel while my toes stretch against the warm concrete the sound of my sisters laughing scream as she gets thrown back into the pool by my dad. they are happy memories of peace and joy.

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

super cute & soft!

Ive been thinking about how Saeyoung’s love language is definitely physical touch so i thought i’d make a little drabble list about it 👉👈

(btw i think pt as a love language can run both ways, both as they love being touched and they love touching you because both release the same sensations so this will reflect that!)

—

-Theres very very few moments during the day where the two of you aren’t somehow touching each other.

-He loves playing with your fingers when you hold hands. he’ll play with your fingers absentmindedly while talking to people because it comforts him.

-The first time you cuddled he cried, overwhelmed by the feeling of you molded against him so perfectly and oh you’re so naturally warm and soft and he can’t believe he’s going to be able to hold you so close to him for hours.

-You initiating kisses either makes him melt or drives him absolutely wild

-Lots of soft PDA wherever you are

-He loves when the two of you bathe together and you offer to wash his hair.

-Speaking of his hair that man absolutely wants you to pet him sometimes

-I headcanons him getting back, shoulder pain from always being hunched over at computers so massages from you are something he’s incredibly thankful for.

-Holding hands everywhere (and yes he does the thumb rub) and Zen is positive you two glued your hands together because he doesn’t remember the last time he saw the two of you not holding hands

-Longggggg makeout and kissing sessions because neither of you know when to stop (nor do you want to)

-With the tip of your finger you’ll trace little shapes or pictures into his skin

-His fave (non mouth) places to be kissed are his shoulder/bicep, just under his collarbones, nose, the heel of the palm of his hand. Also when you pepper his cheeks with kisses