Hello! Can I Ask A Knox X Female Reader In Which He Is Super Anxious Because He Has To Meet Her Family?

Hello! Can I ask a Knox x female reader in which he is super anxious because he has to meet her family? She has a protective brother and her dad is not really happy about this relationship because of the age gap. She is younger. I think mom would love him like April margera

Cold Feet 

Johnny x Fem reader

A/N: Of course! Sorry it took a while! Hope you enjoy :)

Warnings: drinking, a nervous Johnny, and an overprotective family

The night was going as normal as it could. Y/n and Johnny were out with the rest of the Jackass crew getting drinks. The two of them sat at a table with Steve-o and Chris. Johnny told everyone about the both of them officially dating, so Chris and Steve-o were of course being annoying and asking invasive questions. Y/n paid no mind to their drunken antics, just laughing it off and telling them to shut up. They eventually stopped.

Johnny and Y/n first met when he moved to L.A. She was working as a bartender at a bar and he was working for Big Brother Magazine. After work, he'd come in and get a few drinks and soon became a regular. He'd come in with his coworkers or sometimes by himself. Y/n would pour his beer and make small talk. It didn't take long before the two started becoming closer and hanging out outside of her work. Over the years they became closer and closer.

When Jackass the show came out, Y/n was there supporting him at the premiere. She met all of the guys and it was a surprise to all of them when she told that that they were just friends. They all started to make fun of Johnny for always talking about her and constantly thinking of things to give her. "Oh! Y/n would like this"

The two of them sat side by side watching Chris and Steve-o take an unhumanly amount of shots. “Hey, so, Knox, What’s like the craziest stunt? Personally, I'd say the bulls, but what do you think?” O rambled. Johnny sat and thought for a moment before smiling big, “Probably meeting Y/n’s family”

Y/n laughed and lightly shoved him, “It wasn't that bad!”

“I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!” His southern accent coming out.

***

The night was cold but refreshing. Johnny stood Infront of the mirror comparing two ties, not fully satisfied with either of them. He wanted to make a good impression, there were already a few disadvantages he had against him, and needed to make up for them any way he could. The age difference between them wasn't very liked by her father and brother. Y/n was a grown adult who lived on her own but was still treated like a kid by her brother and dad. She thought it was silly he was trying so hard but admired him for it. It warmed her heart he put so much effort into everything.

“C’mon Pj, we can't be late. Then they really won't like you” She teased but his eyes widened and he rushed out of the bathroom, grabbing his keys before walking out of the door.

On the way there he played his music in hopes of settling the nerves, but it was no use. As he reached her parents' house, his heart was pounding and he was sweating profusely. Even the cold air couldn't cool him off. He got out and rushed over to her side and opened the door for her, taking her hand and pressing his lips to the back of it. Y/n looked up at him and smiled, “It’s gonna be fine. They’ll love you.” The reassurance made him feel slightly better but he was still nervous.

Y/n walked up to the door and walked in, Johnny right behind her holding her pinkie.

“Y/n!” Her mom came up to them with open arms and a big smile.

“Hi, mom. This is Pj” She introduced him and he nervously laughed, “Nice to meet you. You have such a lovely home.”

Her eyes rolled when she heard him say that, but her mom loved it. Immediately showing the family photos around the house. Y/n’s cheeks reddened at her high school pictures. “So anyway, let's eat!” She tried to change the subject, but her mother brushed her off.

After a few moments of going through photos, Y/n’s brother and father walked in. All of Johnny’s nerves instantly returned. He slowly stood up and walked towards the door to greet them, Y/n right behind him.

“Hi, I’m Philip” He shook both of their hands as they introduced themselves. Their faces were full of uncertainty, still trying to figure out him and his intentions.

At the dinner table, they all ate and made small talk. Asking Johnny loads of questions, to which he answered with no hesitation. Her brother made a few comments and backhanded compliments, but Johnny didn't do anything but laugh. His nerves were not all the way gone but he was more comfortable than when they first arrived.

“So what are your intentions with my daughter?” Y/n’s eyes widened and her cheeks burned, “Dad!” She was beyond embarrassed at the question.

“Well, sir, I uh, wanna date her for as long as she’ll let me” He ignored her and answered. Her father was pleased with this answer but didn't say anything. He just nodded his head and continued to eat.

“Dinner was great mom, but we have to go. Pj has a big day tomorrow.” Y/n helped clean up the dishes and the dinner table, before hugging everyone goodbye.

“Bye Pj!” her mother hugged him tightly while her father and brother shook his hand.

They walked outside hand in hand to the car. He opened her car door and walked over to the driver's side. “I don't have anything goin’ on tomorrow, doll” He laughed and shook his head.

“I didn't want them interrogating you anymore” She replied and he nodded his head.

“Well, thank you, sweetheart” His southern accent was like music to her ears.

They both drove to back Johnny’s, while the windows were rolled down and his country music playing loudly.

**

After telling the two of them how meeting Y/n’s parents went, Steve-o and Chris laughed. “Oh dude, I am the worst person to introduce parents to”

“Moms love me and I'm pretty sure dads do too” Chris smirked and laughed. Johnny's arm hung around Y/n ignoring the two idiots in Infront of them.

this is true bi panic

my fav duo my fav duo 

⊹ road-trips with jackass ! . . . ( fem reader )

let’s start with the van

the thing has been through hell and back.

it has its little kinks

the ac only works intermittently

so the windows are constantly down

and someone has definitely recklessly dropped an expensive piece of equipment out of the window

and the heat works fine as long as you don’t have a cd in the cd player and the front passenger’s side’s window is up

the radio is staticky no matter where you are or what you’re playing

and you best believe half the guys try to sing over it

chris is the worst about it

he’ll absolutely belt every song on the radio (cause some how he knows them all)

and you’re right there with him, stumbling over your words a little

but still singing

“baby can’t you see- i’m calling-“ “a guy like you, should wear a warning…”

and you’re singing breathy and dramatically into the nearest objects, hairbrushes, camera equipment, bottles, your favorite is ehren’s hands cause he absolutely hates it

at first it was kinda funny

but after about an hour everyone’s fed up

except for johnny, who’s just overjoyed at the sight of his friends’ annoyance

and of course you guys just keep going, until eventually everyone begrudgingly joins in

you take a lot of candids because someone’s always doing something stupid

shitty drive through food is your life source

and you will order 100 mcnuggets for the crew and you won’t be ashamed of it- even if the mcdonald’s workers look like they want to strangle you

bam is ten times more whiny and bitchy during especially long trips

he acts like a seven year old

always wants a window seat so he can sulk nd pout

if he doesn’t get one he’s pissy until the first rest stop, where he can steal preston or chris’ window seat

the guys are more likely to pull over on the side of the road and piss in the woods than they are to take the time to find an actual rest area

which pisses you off because who wants to piss in the woods?

“why don’t cha’ jus go pop a squat?” “why don’t you just stand still while i shove my foot up your ass, knox?”

everyone in that van is annoying

picking on each other 24/7

god save the first person to fall asleep

you’ve learned not to rest until at least two of the guys are doing the same

“why’s there a tampon up my nose?” “a question everyone must ask themselves from time to time-“

cue a theatrical rant from chris, boyish, obnoxious cackling, and a camcorder in your face

steve o once signed your forehead while you were asleep

so you did the same to him, but the man has no shame

he woke up, looked in the rear view mirror, and giggled

“nice.” “you’re not supposed to like it!”

everyone takes turns sticking things up ehren’s nose until he wakes up

the breaking point is usually something that smells- like a gum wrapper or a cigarette

no one is wearing a seatbelt

except for whoever’s driving just in case they get pulled over ( kosick, preston, tremaine, ehren, and chris take turns- though no one really trusts anyone but kosick at the wheel )

you volunteer to drive only to be able to pick the music

and no one lets you because they all, somehow, hate your music taste

there are times where you’ll take rest stops and decide to stay in a little town or the middle of the woods for the day

you’ll find little lakes or creeks to swim in between stops, just to get everyone’s energy out

then the guys get back in the car smelling like wet dogs, leaving damp ass prints on the seats and shivering for the next hour

gas station stops are a must

you buy a pack of cigarettes that’s gone within the hour

you only had one

steve o the type of guy to buy a bug juice and spike it

someone’s definitely trying to pull a bit on the underpaid, middle aged cashier who truly doesn’t have the energy for their shit

“can you take the banana out of your pants, sir?” “this is all natural, baby.” (steve o, probably)

dave is saddled with directions just cause it’s funny

“go right at this light- no left, sorry- wait no right! fuck!” “you’re gonna get us killed!”

an hour or two into the trip, at least three or four people are sleeping

bam and ryan will fall asleep next to each other- ryan’s head on bam’s shoulder, bam’s head on ryan’s

that or ryan will try to take up a whole row of seats

“ry, get your nasty ass feet off me!” “you get your face away from my nasty ass feet!”

steve o and chris will wear themselves out at a rest stop and fall asleep splayed out all over each other

one way or another- someone will end up with their head in your lap or on your shoulder

everything calms around 2 or 3 am

everyone’s tired and tremaine will have resorted to letting johnny drive

you usually end up squished between dave and ehren- who pick at each other despite you being in the middle of their cat fights

you definitely fight sleep when johnny’s driving

because he’ll seriously forget that he’s at the wheel

but someone will have an arm wrapped around you

maybe steve o is drooling on your shoulder

or ehren’s snoring in your ear

you’re weirdly sweaty and also freezing- the true road-trip feeling

and you’ll fall asleep soundly, even if someone’s vans are pressing into the back of your head

because you’ve got one of the guys’ hoodies draped over you

and someone’s limbs are tangled up in yours

and johnny’s at the wheel, humming and drumming his fingers to a quiet, muddled up version of a johnny cash song on the country radio

and as you drift off you just can’t deny a feeling of warmth and security

even if the reality of the situation is that you’re in a van chock full of little psychos who may or may not have buzzed a strip of your hair off overnight

#la la la by LMFAO #why do I only listen to metal or club music #sometimes Weezer 

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