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Updated Masterlist
* = smut
Newest Fic
Requests open
last updated: 10/18/2022
Series:
Bam Margera
Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part
One Shots:
Ryan Dunn
More than you’ll ever know
Golf Course Shenanigans
Perfect Match
Steve-o
About time
Chris Raab
*Road trip
Two Idiots
Picnic Date
Stuck With Me
Best Friends
Behind the scenes
Pretending
Bam Margera
Need to Change
Johnny Knoxville
Cold Feet
Dico
Cky gets jobs
Headcannons:
Mornings With Steve-o
Watching Twilight
Updated Masterlist
* = smut
Newest Fic
Requests open
last updated: 10/18/2022
Series:
Bam Margera
Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part
One Shots:
Ryan Dunn
More than you’ll ever know
Golf Course Shenanigans
Perfect Match
Steve-o
About time
Chris Raab
*Road trip
Two Idiots
Picnic Date
Stuck With Me
Best Friends
Behind the scenes
Pretending
Bam Margera
Need to Change
Johnny Knoxville
Cold Feet
Dico
Cky gets jobs
Headcannons:
Mornings With Steve-o
Watching Twilight
Hello! Can I ask a Knox x female reader in which he is super anxious because he has to meet her family? She has a protective brother and her dad is not really happy about this relationship because of the age gap. She is younger. I think mom would love him like April margera
Cold Feet
Johnny x Fem reader
A/N: Of course! Sorry it took a while! Hope you enjoy :)
Warnings: drinking, a nervous Johnny, and an overprotective family

The night was going as normal as it could. Y/n and Johnny were out with the rest of the Jackass crew getting drinks. The two of them sat at a table with Steve-o and Chris. Johnny told everyone about the both of them officially dating, so Chris and Steve-o were of course being annoying and asking invasive questions. Y/n paid no mind to their drunken antics, just laughing it off and telling them to shut up. They eventually stopped.
Johnny and Y/n first met when he moved to L.A. She was working as a bartender at a bar and he was working for Big Brother Magazine. After work, he'd come in and get a few drinks and soon became a regular. He'd come in with his coworkers or sometimes by himself. Y/n would pour his beer and make small talk. It didn't take long before the two started becoming closer and hanging out outside of her work. Over the years they became closer and closer.
When Jackass the show came out, Y/n was there supporting him at the premiere. She met all of the guys and it was a surprise to all of them when she told that that they were just friends. They all started to make fun of Johnny for always talking about her and constantly thinking of things to give her. "Oh! Y/n would like this"
The two of them sat side by side watching Chris and Steve-o take an unhumanly amount of shots. “Hey, so, Knox, What’s like the craziest stunt? Personally, I'd say the bulls, but what do you think?” O rambled. Johnny sat and thought for a moment before smiling big, “Probably meeting Y/n’s family”
Y/n laughed and lightly shoved him, “It wasn't that bad!”
“I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!” His southern accent coming out.
***
The night was cold but refreshing. Johnny stood Infront of the mirror comparing two ties, not fully satisfied with either of them. He wanted to make a good impression, there were already a few disadvantages he had against him, and needed to make up for them any way he could. The age difference between them wasn't very liked by her father and brother. Y/n was a grown adult who lived on her own but was still treated like a kid by her brother and dad. She thought it was silly he was trying so hard but admired him for it. It warmed her heart he put so much effort into everything.
“C’mon Pj, we can't be late. Then they really won't like you” She teased but his eyes widened and he rushed out of the bathroom, grabbing his keys before walking out of the door.
On the way there he played his music in hopes of settling the nerves, but it was no use. As he reached her parents' house, his heart was pounding and he was sweating profusely. Even the cold air couldn't cool him off. He got out and rushed over to her side and opened the door for her, taking her hand and pressing his lips to the back of it. Y/n looked up at him and smiled, “It’s gonna be fine. They’ll love you.” The reassurance made him feel slightly better but he was still nervous.
Y/n walked up to the door and walked in, Johnny right behind her holding her pinkie.
“Y/n!” Her mom came up to them with open arms and a big smile.
“Hi, mom. This is Pj” She introduced him and he nervously laughed, “Nice to meet you. You have such a lovely home.”
Her eyes rolled when she heard him say that, but her mom loved it. Immediately showing the family photos around the house. Y/n’s cheeks reddened at her high school pictures. “So anyway, let's eat!” She tried to change the subject, but her mother brushed her off.
After a few moments of going through photos, Y/n’s brother and father walked in. All of Johnny’s nerves instantly returned. He slowly stood up and walked towards the door to greet them, Y/n right behind him.
“Hi, I’m Philip” He shook both of their hands as they introduced themselves. Their faces were full of uncertainty, still trying to figure out him and his intentions.
At the dinner table, they all ate and made small talk. Asking Johnny loads of questions, to which he answered with no hesitation. Her brother made a few comments and backhanded compliments, but Johnny didn't do anything but laugh. His nerves were not all the way gone but he was more comfortable than when they first arrived.
“So what are your intentions with my daughter?” Y/n’s eyes widened and her cheeks burned, “Dad!” She was beyond embarrassed at the question.
“Well, sir, I uh, wanna date her for as long as she’ll let me” He ignored her and answered. Her father was pleased with this answer but didn't say anything. He just nodded his head and continued to eat.
“Dinner was great mom, but we have to go. Pj has a big day tomorrow.” Y/n helped clean up the dishes and the dinner table, before hugging everyone goodbye.
“Bye Pj!” her mother hugged him tightly while her father and brother shook his hand.
They walked outside hand in hand to the car. He opened her car door and walked over to the driver's side. “I don't have anything goin’ on tomorrow, doll” He laughed and shook his head.
“I didn't want them interrogating you anymore” She replied and he nodded his head.
“Well, thank you, sweetheart” His southern accent was like music to her ears.
They both drove to back Johnny’s, while the windows were rolled down and his country music playing loudly.
**
After telling the two of them how meeting Y/n’s parents went, Steve-o and Chris laughed. “Oh dude, I am the worst person to introduce parents to”
“Moms love me and I'm pretty sure dads do too” Chris smirked and laughed. Johnny's arm hung around Y/n ignoring the two idiots in Infront of them.
Hello! Can I ask a Knox x female reader in which he is super anxious because he has to meet her family? She has a protective brother and her dad is not really happy about this relationship because of the age gap. She is younger. I think mom would love him like April margera
Cold Feet
Johnny x Fem reader
A/N: Of course! Sorry it took a while! Hope you enjoy :)
Warnings: drinking, a nervous Johnny, and an overprotective family

The night was going as normal as it could. Y/n and Johnny were out with the rest of the Jackass crew getting drinks. The two of them sat at a table with Steve-o and Chris. Johnny told everyone about the both of them officially dating, so Chris and Steve-o were of course being annoying and asking invasive questions. Y/n paid no mind to their drunken antics, just laughing it off and telling them to shut up. They eventually stopped.
Johnny and Y/n first met when he moved to L.A. She was working as a bartender at a bar and he was working for Big Brother Magazine. After work, he'd come in and get a few drinks and soon became a regular. He'd come in with his coworkers or sometimes by himself. Y/n would pour his beer and make small talk. It didn't take long before the two started becoming closer and hanging out outside of her work. Over the years they became closer and closer.
When Jackass the show came out, Y/n was there supporting him at the premiere. She met all of the guys and it was a surprise to all of them when she told that that they were just friends. They all started to make fun of Johnny for always talking about her and constantly thinking of things to give her. "Oh! Y/n would like this"
The two of them sat side by side watching Chris and Steve-o take an unhumanly amount of shots. “Hey, so, Knox, What’s like the craziest stunt? Personally, I'd say the bulls, but what do you think?” O rambled. Johnny sat and thought for a moment before smiling big, “Probably meeting Y/n’s family”
Y/n laughed and lightly shoved him, “It wasn't that bad!”
“I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!” His southern accent coming out.
***
The night was cold but refreshing. Johnny stood Infront of the mirror comparing two ties, not fully satisfied with either of them. He wanted to make a good impression, there were already a few disadvantages he had against him, and needed to make up for them any way he could. The age difference between them wasn't very liked by her father and brother. Y/n was a grown adult who lived on her own but was still treated like a kid by her brother and dad. She thought it was silly he was trying so hard but admired him for it. It warmed her heart he put so much effort into everything.
“C’mon Pj, we can't be late. Then they really won't like you” She teased but his eyes widened and he rushed out of the bathroom, grabbing his keys before walking out of the door.
On the way there he played his music in hopes of settling the nerves, but it was no use. As he reached her parents' house, his heart was pounding and he was sweating profusely. Even the cold air couldn't cool him off. He got out and rushed over to her side and opened the door for her, taking her hand and pressing his lips to the back of it. Y/n looked up at him and smiled, “It’s gonna be fine. They’ll love you.” The reassurance made him feel slightly better but he was still nervous.
Y/n walked up to the door and walked in, Johnny right behind her holding her pinkie.
“Y/n!” Her mom came up to them with open arms and a big smile.
“Hi, mom. This is Pj” She introduced him and he nervously laughed, “Nice to meet you. You have such a lovely home.”
Her eyes rolled when she heard him say that, but her mom loved it. Immediately showing the family photos around the house. Y/n’s cheeks reddened at her high school pictures. “So anyway, let's eat!” She tried to change the subject, but her mother brushed her off.
After a few moments of going through photos, Y/n’s brother and father walked in. All of Johnny’s nerves instantly returned. He slowly stood up and walked towards the door to greet them, Y/n right behind him.
“Hi, I’m Philip” He shook both of their hands as they introduced themselves. Their faces were full of uncertainty, still trying to figure out him and his intentions.
At the dinner table, they all ate and made small talk. Asking Johnny loads of questions, to which he answered with no hesitation. Her brother made a few comments and backhanded compliments, but Johnny didn't do anything but laugh. His nerves were not all the way gone but he was more comfortable than when they first arrived.
“So what are your intentions with my daughter?” Y/n’s eyes widened and her cheeks burned, “Dad!” She was beyond embarrassed at the question.
“Well, sir, I uh, wanna date her for as long as she’ll let me” He ignored her and answered. Her father was pleased with this answer but didn't say anything. He just nodded his head and continued to eat.
“Dinner was great mom, but we have to go. Pj has a big day tomorrow.” Y/n helped clean up the dishes and the dinner table, before hugging everyone goodbye.
“Bye Pj!” her mother hugged him tightly while her father and brother shook his hand.
They walked outside hand in hand to the car. He opened her car door and walked over to the driver's side. “I don't have anything goin’ on tomorrow, doll” He laughed and shook his head.
“I didn't want them interrogating you anymore” She replied and he nodded his head.
“Well, thank you, sweetheart” His southern accent was like music to her ears.
They both drove to back Johnny’s, while the windows were rolled down and his country music playing loudly.
**
After telling the two of them how meeting Y/n’s parents went, Steve-o and Chris laughed. “Oh dude, I am the worst person to introduce parents to”
“Moms love me and I'm pretty sure dads do too” Chris smirked and laughed. Johnny's arm hung around Y/n ignoring the two idiots in Infront of them.
Hello! Can I ask a Knox x female reader in which he is super anxious because he has to meet her family? She has a protective brother and her dad is not really happy about this relationship because of the age gap. She is younger. I think mom would love him like April margera
Cold Feet
Johnny x Fem reader
A/N: Of course! Sorry it took a while! Hope you enjoy :)
Warnings: drinking, a nervous Johnny, and an overprotective family

The night was going as normal as it could. Y/n and Johnny were out with the rest of the Jackass crew getting drinks. The two of them sat at a table with Steve-o and Chris. Johnny told everyone about the both of them officially dating, so Chris and Steve-o were of course being annoying and asking invasive questions. Y/n paid no mind to their drunken antics, just laughing it off and telling them to shut up. They eventually stopped.
Johnny and Y/n first met when he moved to L.A. She was working as a bartender at a bar and he was working for Big Brother Magazine. After work, he'd come in and get a few drinks and soon became a regular. He'd come in with his coworkers or sometimes by himself. Y/n would pour his beer and make small talk. It didn't take long before the two started becoming closer and hanging out outside of her work. Over the years they became closer and closer.
When Jackass the show came out, Y/n was there supporting him at the premiere. She met all of the guys and it was a surprise to all of them when she told that that they were just friends. They all started to make fun of Johnny for always talking about her and constantly thinking of things to give her. "Oh! Y/n would like this"
The two of them sat side by side watching Chris and Steve-o take an unhumanly amount of shots. “Hey, so, Knox, What’s like the craziest stunt? Personally, I'd say the bulls, but what do you think?” O rambled. Johnny sat and thought for a moment before smiling big, “Probably meeting Y/n’s family”
Y/n laughed and lightly shoved him, “It wasn't that bad!”
“I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!” His southern accent coming out.
***
The night was cold but refreshing. Johnny stood Infront of the mirror comparing two ties, not fully satisfied with either of them. He wanted to make a good impression, there were already a few disadvantages he had against him, and needed to make up for them any way he could. The age difference between them wasn't very liked by her father and brother. Y/n was a grown adult who lived on her own but was still treated like a kid by her brother and dad. She thought it was silly he was trying so hard but admired him for it. It warmed her heart he put so much effort into everything.
“C’mon Pj, we can't be late. Then they really won't like you” She teased but his eyes widened and he rushed out of the bathroom, grabbing his keys before walking out of the door.
On the way there he played his music in hopes of settling the nerves, but it was no use. As he reached her parents' house, his heart was pounding and he was sweating profusely. Even the cold air couldn't cool him off. He got out and rushed over to her side and opened the door for her, taking her hand and pressing his lips to the back of it. Y/n looked up at him and smiled, “It’s gonna be fine. They’ll love you.” The reassurance made him feel slightly better but he was still nervous.
Y/n walked up to the door and walked in, Johnny right behind her holding her pinkie.
“Y/n!” Her mom came up to them with open arms and a big smile.
“Hi, mom. This is Pj” She introduced him and he nervously laughed, “Nice to meet you. You have such a lovely home.”
Her eyes rolled when she heard him say that, but her mom loved it. Immediately showing the family photos around the house. Y/n’s cheeks reddened at her high school pictures. “So anyway, let's eat!” She tried to change the subject, but her mother brushed her off.
After a few moments of going through photos, Y/n’s brother and father walked in. All of Johnny’s nerves instantly returned. He slowly stood up and walked towards the door to greet them, Y/n right behind him.
“Hi, I’m Philip” He shook both of their hands as they introduced themselves. Their faces were full of uncertainty, still trying to figure out him and his intentions.
At the dinner table, they all ate and made small talk. Asking Johnny loads of questions, to which he answered with no hesitation. Her brother made a few comments and backhanded compliments, but Johnny didn't do anything but laugh. His nerves were not all the way gone but he was more comfortable than when they first arrived.
“So what are your intentions with my daughter?” Y/n’s eyes widened and her cheeks burned, “Dad!” She was beyond embarrassed at the question.
“Well, sir, I uh, wanna date her for as long as she’ll let me” He ignored her and answered. Her father was pleased with this answer but didn't say anything. He just nodded his head and continued to eat.
“Dinner was great mom, but we have to go. Pj has a big day tomorrow.” Y/n helped clean up the dishes and the dinner table, before hugging everyone goodbye.
“Bye Pj!” her mother hugged him tightly while her father and brother shook his hand.
They walked outside hand in hand to the car. He opened her car door and walked over to the driver's side. “I don't have anything goin’ on tomorrow, doll” He laughed and shook his head.
“I didn't want them interrogating you anymore” She replied and he nodded his head.
“Well, thank you, sweetheart” His southern accent was like music to her ears.
They both drove to back Johnny’s, while the windows were rolled down and his country music playing loudly.
**
After telling the two of them how meeting Y/n’s parents went, Steve-o and Chris laughed. “Oh dude, I am the worst person to introduce parents to”
“Moms love me and I'm pretty sure dads do too” Chris smirked and laughed. Johnny's arm hung around Y/n ignoring the two idiots in Infront of them.
Hello! Can I ask a Knox x female reader in which he is super anxious because he has to meet her family? She has a protective brother and her dad is not really happy about this relationship because of the age gap. She is younger. I think mom would love him like April margera
Cold Feet
Johnny x Fem reader
A/N: Of course! Sorry it took a while! Hope you enjoy :)
Warnings: drinking, a nervous Johnny, and an overprotective family

The night was going as normal as it could. Y/n and Johnny were out with the rest of the Jackass crew getting drinks. The two of them sat at a table with Steve-o and Chris. Johnny told everyone about the both of them officially dating, so Chris and Steve-o were of course being annoying and asking invasive questions. Y/n paid no mind to their drunken antics, just laughing it off and telling them to shut up. They eventually stopped.
Johnny and Y/n first met when he moved to L.A. She was working as a bartender at a bar and he was working for Big Brother Magazine. After work, he'd come in and get a few drinks and soon became a regular. He'd come in with his coworkers or sometimes by himself. Y/n would pour his beer and make small talk. It didn't take long before the two started becoming closer and hanging out outside of her work. Over the years they became closer and closer.
When Jackass the show came out, Y/n was there supporting him at the premiere. She met all of the guys and it was a surprise to all of them when she told that that they were just friends. They all started to make fun of Johnny for always talking about her and constantly thinking of things to give her. "Oh! Y/n would like this"
The two of them sat side by side watching Chris and Steve-o take an unhumanly amount of shots. “Hey, so, Knox, What’s like the craziest stunt? Personally, I'd say the bulls, but what do you think?” O rambled. Johnny sat and thought for a moment before smiling big, “Probably meeting Y/n’s family”
Y/n laughed and lightly shoved him, “It wasn't that bad!”
“I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!” His southern accent coming out.
***
The night was cold but refreshing. Johnny stood Infront of the mirror comparing two ties, not fully satisfied with either of them. He wanted to make a good impression, there were already a few disadvantages he had against him, and needed to make up for them any way he could. The age difference between them wasn't very liked by her father and brother. Y/n was a grown adult who lived on her own but was still treated like a kid by her brother and dad. She thought it was silly he was trying so hard but admired him for it. It warmed her heart he put so much effort into everything.
“C’mon Pj, we can't be late. Then they really won't like you” She teased but his eyes widened and he rushed out of the bathroom, grabbing his keys before walking out of the door.
On the way there he played his music in hopes of settling the nerves, but it was no use. As he reached her parents' house, his heart was pounding and he was sweating profusely. Even the cold air couldn't cool him off. He got out and rushed over to her side and opened the door for her, taking her hand and pressing his lips to the back of it. Y/n looked up at him and smiled, “It’s gonna be fine. They’ll love you.” The reassurance made him feel slightly better but he was still nervous.
Y/n walked up to the door and walked in, Johnny right behind her holding her pinkie.
“Y/n!” Her mom came up to them with open arms and a big smile.
“Hi, mom. This is Pj” She introduced him and he nervously laughed, “Nice to meet you. You have such a lovely home.”
Her eyes rolled when she heard him say that, but her mom loved it. Immediately showing the family photos around the house. Y/n’s cheeks reddened at her high school pictures. “So anyway, let's eat!” She tried to change the subject, but her mother brushed her off.
After a few moments of going through photos, Y/n’s brother and father walked in. All of Johnny’s nerves instantly returned. He slowly stood up and walked towards the door to greet them, Y/n right behind him.
“Hi, I’m Philip” He shook both of their hands as they introduced themselves. Their faces were full of uncertainty, still trying to figure out him and his intentions.
At the dinner table, they all ate and made small talk. Asking Johnny loads of questions, to which he answered with no hesitation. Her brother made a few comments and backhanded compliments, but Johnny didn't do anything but laugh. His nerves were not all the way gone but he was more comfortable than when they first arrived.
“So what are your intentions with my daughter?” Y/n’s eyes widened and her cheeks burned, “Dad!” She was beyond embarrassed at the question.
“Well, sir, I uh, wanna date her for as long as she’ll let me” He ignored her and answered. Her father was pleased with this answer but didn't say anything. He just nodded his head and continued to eat.
“Dinner was great mom, but we have to go. Pj has a big day tomorrow.” Y/n helped clean up the dishes and the dinner table, before hugging everyone goodbye.
“Bye Pj!” her mother hugged him tightly while her father and brother shook his hand.
They walked outside hand in hand to the car. He opened her car door and walked over to the driver's side. “I don't have anything goin’ on tomorrow, doll” He laughed and shook his head.
“I didn't want them interrogating you anymore” She replied and he nodded his head.
“Well, thank you, sweetheart” His southern accent was like music to her ears.
They both drove to back Johnny’s, while the windows were rolled down and his country music playing loudly.
**
After telling the two of them how meeting Y/n’s parents went, Steve-o and Chris laughed. “Oh dude, I am the worst person to introduce parents to”
“Moms love me and I'm pretty sure dads do too” Chris smirked and laughed. Johnny's arm hung around Y/n ignoring the two idiots in Infront of them.
can you write anything about steve o and like dating him? it could be headcannons or like a morning with him kinda vibe
Mornings with Steve-O
A/n: OFC !
Warnings: none :)

Mornings with Steve-o were interesting
first off he moves a lot in his sleep and you cant tell me otherwise
don’t be surprised if his whole body is on top of you when you wake up LMFAO
Steve-o likes to sleep and he likes to he able to sleep in
Of course he wouldn’t be mad if you did wake him up to eat breakfast or watch something on tv but you never did (only occasionally to get him off of you)
DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE WAKE HIM UP THOUGH
Now when he’s actually up he looks over to see if you’re still in bed or if you’re already up
When you’re still laying beside him he plays with the ends of your hair and if you have longer hair he moves it out of your face
probably kisses your forehead and cheek until you wake up
if you’re laying on your stomach he definitely rubs your back gently
if you’re up making breakfast he wraps his arms around you and lays his head on your shoulder
making small talk bc he’s still waking up
“how’d you sleep?”
“Good. You?”
Eating and talking about plans later or just what he wants to do today
When he doesn’t have to go on set he stays next to you for as long as he possibly can
LOVVESS to spend time with you even if its as simple as sitting and watching tv
Will run errands with you and do whatever you want to do
When he does have to go, he brings you on set with him whenever possible
he likes when you can see what he does and have your eyes on him
(still tries to impress you)
“Alright i’m up. Watch me the whole time Y/n!”
he doesn’t get jealous of the others but he likes to kiss you and show you off in front of them
in like a look at my s/o :) kinda way
he’s a sweetheart fr
and id spend mornings with him any day
can you write anything about steve o and like dating him? it could be headcannons or like a morning with him kinda vibe
Mornings with Steve-O
A/n: OFC !
Warnings: none :)

Mornings with Steve-o were interesting
first off he moves a lot in his sleep and you cant tell me otherwise
don’t be surprised if his whole body is on top of you when you wake up LMFAO
Steve-o likes to sleep and he likes to he able to sleep in
Of course he wouldn’t be mad if you did wake him up to eat breakfast or watch something on tv but you never did (only occasionally to get him off of you)
DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE WAKE HIM UP THOUGH
Now when he’s actually up he looks over to see if you’re still in bed or if you’re already up
When you’re still laying beside him he plays with the ends of your hair and if you have longer hair he moves it out of your face
probably kisses your forehead and cheek until you wake up
if you’re laying on your stomach he definitely rubs your back gently
if you’re up making breakfast he wraps his arms around you and lays his head on your shoulder
making small talk bc he’s still waking up
“how’d you sleep?”
“Good. You?”
Eating and talking about plans later or just what he wants to do today
When he doesn’t have to go on set he stays next to you for as long as he possibly can
LOVVESS to spend time with you even if its as simple as sitting and watching tv
Will run errands with you and do whatever you want to do
When he does have to go, he brings you on set with him whenever possible
he likes when you can see what he does and have your eyes on him
(still tries to impress you)
“Alright i’m up. Watch me the whole time Y/n!”
he doesn’t get jealous of the others but he likes to kiss you and show you off in front of them
in like a look at my s/o :) kinda way
he’s a sweetheart fr
and id spend mornings with him any day
can you write anything about steve o and like dating him? it could be headcannons or like a morning with him kinda vibe
Mornings with Steve-O
A/n: OFC !
Warnings: none :)

Mornings with Steve-o were interesting
first off he moves a lot in his sleep and you cant tell me otherwise
don’t be surprised if his whole body is on top of you when you wake up LMFAO
Steve-o likes to sleep and he likes to he able to sleep in
Of course he wouldn’t be mad if you did wake him up to eat breakfast or watch something on tv but you never did (only occasionally to get him off of you)
DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE WAKE HIM UP THOUGH
Now when he’s actually up he looks over to see if you’re still in bed or if you’re already up
When you’re still laying beside him he plays with the ends of your hair and if you have longer hair he moves it out of your face
probably kisses your forehead and cheek until you wake up
if you’re laying on your stomach he definitely rubs your back gently
if you’re up making breakfast he wraps his arms around you and lays his head on your shoulder
making small talk bc he’s still waking up
“how’d you sleep?”
“Good. You?”
Eating and talking about plans later or just what he wants to do today
When he doesn’t have to go on set he stays next to you for as long as he possibly can
LOVVESS to spend time with you even if its as simple as sitting and watching tv
Will run errands with you and do whatever you want to do
When he does have to go, he brings you on set with him whenever possible
he likes when you can see what he does and have your eyes on him
(still tries to impress you)
“Alright i’m up. Watch me the whole time Y/n!”
he doesn’t get jealous of the others but he likes to kiss you and show you off in front of them
in like a look at my s/o :) kinda way
he’s a sweetheart fr
and id spend mornings with him any day
can you write anything about steve o and like dating him? it could be headcannons or like a morning with him kinda vibe
Mornings with Steve-O
A/n: OFC !
Warnings: none :)

Mornings with Steve-o were interesting
first off he moves a lot in his sleep and you cant tell me otherwise
don’t be surprised if his whole body is on top of you when you wake up LMFAO
Steve-o likes to sleep and he likes to he able to sleep in
Of course he wouldn’t be mad if you did wake him up to eat breakfast or watch something on tv but you never did (only occasionally to get him off of you)
DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE WAKE HIM UP THOUGH
Now when he’s actually up he looks over to see if you’re still in bed or if you’re already up
When you’re still laying beside him he plays with the ends of your hair and if you have longer hair he moves it out of your face
probably kisses your forehead and cheek until you wake up
if you’re laying on your stomach he definitely rubs your back gently
if you’re up making breakfast he wraps his arms around you and lays his head on your shoulder
making small talk bc he’s still waking up
“how’d you sleep?”
“Good. You?”
Eating and talking about plans later or just what he wants to do today
When he doesn’t have to go on set he stays next to you for as long as he possibly can
LOVVESS to spend time with you even if its as simple as sitting and watching tv
Will run errands with you and do whatever you want to do
When he does have to go, he brings you on set with him whenever possible
he likes when you can see what he does and have your eyes on him
(still tries to impress you)
“Alright i’m up. Watch me the whole time Y/n!”
he doesn’t get jealous of the others but he likes to kiss you and show you off in front of them
in like a look at my s/o :) kinda way
he’s a sweetheart fr
and id spend mornings with him any day
Watching Twilight
Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight
A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo
Warnings: Twilight spoilers


Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you
“Can we watch Twilight?”
“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”
Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.
“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”
“Just watch it!”
Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.
“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”
“Yes Steve”
Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.
“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”
“Oh my god”
Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.
“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh
“Shut up you like it”
Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.
“Not again!”
“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”
Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.
“Twilight tonight?”
“Yes!”
Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.
“This is the best part!”
“I KNOW!”
Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.
“Theres more Twilights?”
“Theres five!”
Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.
“Here put this on”
“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you
“Yes!”
Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.
“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”
Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.
“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”
“HE LEFT HER!”
Watching Twilight
Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight
A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo
Warnings: Twilight spoilers


Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you
“Can we watch Twilight?”
“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”
Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.
“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”
“Just watch it!”
Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.
“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”
“Yes Steve”
Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.
“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”
“Oh my god”
Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.
“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh
“Shut up you like it”
Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.
“Not again!”
“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”
Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.
“Twilight tonight?”
“Yes!”
Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.
“This is the best part!”
“I KNOW!”
Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.
“Theres more Twilights?”
“Theres five!”
Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.
“Here put this on”
“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you
“Yes!”
Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.
“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”
Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.
“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”
“HE LEFT HER!”
i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))
IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!
thanks for your patience <3
i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))
IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!
thanks for your patience <3
i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))
IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!
thanks for your patience <3
i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))
IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!
thanks for your patience <3
hiiii im lex!
trans man, he/they, secretly married to chad ginsburg
jackass, cky, viva la bam, bloodhound gang, primus shitposter🫡
met cky sept 13th 2024 <3

YOU FUCKED UP IN 93’ YOU FUCKING POISON COCK SUCKER!!!


i need a boyfriend that’s just a total dumbass, like jackass/cky kind of dumbass. WHERE ARE YALL HIDING!?!?! COME OUT PLS??!?

guys i love dico so much HELP ME



