Love Languages !

love languages !

including : steveo , ryan dunn , bam margera , chris pontius

wanrings : afab! , swearing

steve o :

- 100% touch

- hes constantly touching you anywhere and everwhere

- holding your hand or his fingers settled in the back pocket of your jeans

- expect to always have him in your personal bubble

- he was relentless during the gumball rally, constanly cuddling up to you and passing out

- will fall asleep on top of you, and hes pretty heavy

- likes when you run your fingernails against his scalp and back

- literally just a dog wanting to be constantly pet

- loves when you initiate touching him first

- will completely melt if you initiate anything physical

- when hes under the influence hes 100 times worse

- will literally throw himself at you and constantly ask for kisses

- loves pda

- obsessed with showing people that your his

- makes little happy noises when you touch him, like a cat purring kind of

bam :

- backhanded complements / play fighting

- lets face it, he probably doesnt know how to show love properly

- and he doesnt give the best compliments to begin with

- dont be upset if he says something mean to you, its the way he expresses his feelings towards you

- "man y/n, did you gain some weight, your ass looks great"

- expect to be tackled or tossed around whenever

- constantly trying to fight you

- will box your shoulder or thighs

- when you get upset about his comments, he'll play it off like he was joking, and he will laugh at you if you cry

- so dont cry in front of him

- if you feel like crying kick him in the nuts and run girl

- he'll find you later when your hopefully done crying and try to make things better

- by fighting with you

- "c'mon y/n, punch me, get all that saddness and anger out."

- if you dont want to punch him he'll probably complement insult you to make you feel better

- "youre honestly an ugly cryer but your face is pretty with tear stains"

- it doesnt work, just avoid him until hes out of his "complimenting" mood

ryan :

- buying you expensive stuff

- wont take no for an answer

- hes literally ready to go into debt for you

- when your stunts go wrong hes the first to offer to pay for your hospital bills

- if you ask him to buy you tampons / pads he wont even question it

- will go bra and underwear / clothes shopping with you and he will pay for everything you pick out

- you want a new video game thats just come out and its really expensive ? you dont even have to ask he already bought it for you

- one time he bought you a snake but you made him return it because he didnt buy a cage or anything

- dont let him out of your sight when you bring him anywhere, he'll meander off and buy you shit

- hes the sugar daddy type but he doesnt know that until you point it out

- but he doesnt deny it

- says that your kisses and company is enough repayment

- somehow he always has money in his wallet

- like you know that hes a movie star but sometimes you wonder if hes more than that

- "ryan, are you selling your body?"

- he looks at you like your crazy everytime you ask that

- but its a valid question

chris :

- spending time with you

- will follow you around constantly

- if your going grocery shopping, hes coming too. going to visit your parents ? hes on his way.

- will follow you into the bathroom whenever, you need to shit ? he'll sit inside the bathroom with you. taking a shower ? so is he.

- dont expect a single amount of alone time with this guy around

- sneaks up on you constantly

- he kind of stalked you when you guys werent a thing

- but he never admitted that

- the other guys tell you that he used to follow you home to make sure that you made it safe, but he denys it everytime they bring it up

- and that he used to threaten other guys that hit on you, but he denys that too

- honestly hes become so reliant on following you sometimes he doesnt even pay attention to where your going

- hes the type of person everyone wants to br around, so when he started to follow you around you didnt mind

- but one time he accidentally followed you into the ladys bathroom and he got yelled at by a bunch of women

- you cackled about it but he said it was for a 'stunt' so that he didnt look so stupid

- after that he asked you where you were going instead of randomly following you

- likes to do stunts with you

- if your going somewhere and you tell him to stay put, he'll watch you the entire time, he says he just likes to look at your ass without you knowing

Alright I got some motivation to write so expect some jackass fics soon 😌

requests are open as well so feel free to send some ideas if you want :)

also I know I dont really interact with anyone and just post my fics but ill try to change that up HAHAHAH and if you want to know more about me i’ll make a little post with things I like only if you want tho LMFAO

Possible smut of fluff between Bam and male reader or gender neutral?

stomach knots - bam x reader

male reader. requested.

note: of course i can do a male reader fic ♡ this is my first male x reader so i do hope that you enjoy it.

summary: bam and reader have a late-night, semi high heart to heart about the readers avoidance of him...

warnings: minor drug use (marijuana), no smut.

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the clock was nearing on one in the morning, you were lounged back on the couch with a joint in your hand, watching adult swim on cartoon network. it was just one of those nights. you were almost starting to fall asleep when you heard a knock coming from your front door, your head lifted from the couch as confusion settled in as you weren't expecting someone. especially not at this time of night.

you weren't entirely sure if you actually heard it or if it was came from the TV program that you had been watching. you reached over and placed the almost finished joint into an empty beer bottle, resting your head back down as you were sure it was nothing. until you heard the knocking once again, you were certain that it came from your door this time.

you got up from the couch, dragging your feet as you walked over to the door, grumbling to yourself about what kinda asshole knocks on someones door at this time of night unannounced. hearing yet another knock, this time much louder and persistent sounding, "alright, alright! im fucking coming, don't piss your pants." you shouted as you were unlocking the door and flicking on the porch light.

as you swung the door open, you were taken aback to see bam standing on your front porch. "hey man- what are you doin' here?" you questioned, feeling your stomach turn into little knots as you looked at him. "i can't sleep- you wanna hang out? i brought a couple of joints with me." he asked, a smile coming across his face as he pulled a ziploc bag out of his pocket.

you went outside with him, closing the front door behind you as you sat down on the steps with him. you couldn't help but notice that his knee was almost touching yours, which made your heart jump slightly and the knots in your stomach twist that little bit tighter. you watched him as he fished the joints and a lighter out of the ziploc, making your best effort to not stare at him.

he handed you one of the joints and placed the other between his lips before crumpling up the now empty bag and shoving it into the pockets of his black sweats. you had also placed yours between your lips, waiting for bam to be finished with the lighter.

"you know, i haven't seen you around much lately and... it kinda seems like you're avoiding me, or something." he muttered as flicked the lighter on and brought it to the end of the joint, holding it until it was lit. he turned his head towards you reaching his arm over to light the end of yours before putting the lighter into his pocket. you gave him a nod to indicate a 'thank you'. "so, what's the deal?" he questioned, exhaling the smoke into the late night air.

you inhaled some of the smoke, holding it in your lungs for a moment before exhaling. "im not avoiding you... just been busy, i guess?" you answered, giving him some lame ass excuse as to why you weren't around. you hoped that he wouldn't see right through the bullshit. "busy? busy doing what? sitting on your ass drinkin' and smokin' watching lame ass shit on TV?" he chuckled, nudging his shoulder into yours.

you put on a laugh as you looked out onto the quiet and empty street, fiddling with the joint that sat between your fingers. "i guess so." you answered and brought it back to your lips. you felt a sense of guilt come over you because in a way, you were avoiding him before. it wasn't completely intentional on your end but that didn't matter, it's what it was and you felt that you couldn't even tell him why, without fucking everything up. you loved him. not in a 'i love you, man' type of way but in a 'i really fucking love you' type of way. "if something is bothering you, man. you can talk to me." he told you, his voice sounding hopeful that you would just talk to him.

you nodded your head and finally turned your head to face him, playing a smile on your lips. "i know, bambi." you supposed, using the nickname that you called him in highschool, that he absolutely hated. he laughed and elbowed you in the rib. "don't call me that, asshole!" "that fucking hurt!" "don't be a baby. that did not hurt, it was a love tap more than anything." the two of you bickered, not being able to contain the grins that were plastered on both of your faces.

you watched as he laid down on the landing strip of the stairs, his shirt coming up just enough to see some of his toned stomach and the heartagram tattoo. his joint stayed between his lips as he laid back, his eyes looking up at the clouded night sky- that's when you caught yourself staring at him, again, and turned away to look into the street.

there was a silence between the two of you before you laid down besides him, keeping your head towards the sky. it remained silent for a couple more seconds before bam broke the silence- "hey, don't you think that cloud looks like a dick?" he asked through a laugh, pointing towards a cloud that really did look like a dick. you couldn't help but laugh too, fairly certain that the giggle fit had started settling in.

"that's a pretty big fuckin' cloud dick- it's got balls and everything." you replied, the two of you giggling like children. "it's almost as big as mine." bam laughed before finishing his joint, in the corner of your eye, you see him flick the butt of his joint into the bushes of your front yard and turn his head towards you. you felt his eyes on you and it made your heart jump into your throat- you turned your head to look at him, your eyes meeting his blue ones that seemed focused on you.

there was a certain look in them- one that you couldn't quite describe. you watched as his eyes scan over your face, his facing turning a little more serious as his eyes came back up to meet yours. you could sense that there was about to be a mood shift. "bam, what's wrong?" you asked him, a little concerned that he was about to have a bad high. he was quiet for an unnerving amount of time. "i dunno man, im just scared of losing you." he confessed to you, your eyebrows furrowing as you heard his words.

"what makes you think that you're going to lose me?" you questioned, wanting to understand where the statement came from. "because man- i feel like it's already started. you don't come around, hardly answer your fucking phone. we don't talk like we used to, i don't know what's up with you lately, we used to talk about everything." he expressed with a sadness in his tone.

you thought the conversation was over but it was evident that your absence from him was playing on his mind - perhaps for sometime, not just right now in this moment. the nervousness and guilt that subsided before, came raging back with his words. you wanted to tell him the truth- but you were scared. scared of damaging the friendship and scared of the truth getting out to everyone else. "i... bam, there's nothing up with me- there's just something's that i can't just tell people." you stated softly, seeing a frown come across his face.

"im not 'people', im your best friend, y/n." he said in a defensive tone. you pursed your lips together, your stomach felt incredibly knotted with nerves. "i know that, bam... it's just- that this is different. im terrified that you're not... going to think of me the same as before. it could change everything." your voice shaking as you spoke.

"i've known you since before you even had pubes on your ballsack- i know you better than anyone... it can't be that bad." he persisted and as he did, a lump grew in your throat. "what if im... not the person that you think i am?" you breathed, your breath shaking as you turned your head to look back up at the night sky. "dude, now you're scaring me- did you fucking kill someone or some shit?" he asked, letting out a nervous chuckle.

you shook your head and fought back tears. "i like someone..." you let out and you could hear him shift his body towards you. "that's it? you like someone? who is she?" he pressed. "bam- he's not a she..." "oh..." "yeah..." there was a long silence between the two of you, you picked at your finger nails just waiting for him to say something. anything. "well... is he someone i know?" he nudged your arm with his elbow and you turned your head back towards him.

his eyes remained on yours, waiting for you to answer his question and all you could do was a simple nod of the head. he took a moment to think, before opening his mouth, "is it ryan? i mean... don't get me wrong, i love the guy but i have never seen him take a show-" "it's not ryan, bam." "then who?" "bam..." his mouth fell open to speak and then it shut again.

you watched as his eyes shifted down to your lips and then returning to your eyes. "you remember when we went to that party- back in highschool and we kissed on a dare? and i made a big deal about it after?" he asked and you nodded your head. "-it wasn't because i was disgusted... it was because i liked it and i didn't know why..." he confessed, in the quietest tone that you had ever heard the man speak. he moved his head towards you- but only slightly, blink and you miss it, slightly.

there was a moment where you sat in your own head, processing what he had just told you... you looked down at his lips and started to lean in but you saw him move his head back, no- more like flinched back. immediately, there was a lump in your throat and your heart dropped down to your ass, your brain scrambling to find a way to apologise... maybe, you could blame the marijuana and pretend it never happened.

you were expecting him to say something... maybe even storm off your front porch but he didn't do either of those things. his hand came to cradle the crook of your neck and leaned in, encapsulating his lips with yours. this was the furtherest thing from what you had expected, based on the way he moved away from you.

for the first couple of seconds, your eyes were open to make sure this was really happening then slowly drifted shut as you settled into the kiss... it was slow and gentle, and you could tell that he was nervous. his lips were soft and warm, his face was freshly shaven - your hand came up to cheek, caressing your finger over it gently.

the hand on your neck pulled you closer to him, his lips parting against yours to let your tongue into his mouth. you could taste your shared breath of marijuana and tobacco but neither of you cared. the kiss deepened but remained slow, seeming that both of you wanted to take the time and enjoy it. he let out a gentle hum into the kiss and started to move so that practically on top of you. his chest was partially on yours, his arm draped over you and resting besides your head - while the hand that you had on his cheek moved to meet the small section of his back that was exposed from where his shirt lifted, tracing your fingers over the skin, hearing a low, boyish moan come from him.

remembering where you both were, you gently pushed him back just enough to break the kiss. his expression was confused, you leaned in and pressed short kisses against his lips. "do you... want to come inside?" you offered, gently running your middle finger up and down his back - his shirt riding up every so slightly each time that your finger came up.

bam gave a simple nod before the two of you both headed inside, his hand was intertwined with yours as you lead him to the bedroom. once you were both inside, he removed his shoes and you removed your socks, making your way into the bed. you both looked at each other and gave an awkward laugh, it was clear that both of you were unsure what to do with each other.

though there was some awkwardness, it still felt comfortable. his hand came up to your neck, feeling a cold sensation against your warm skin. you shifted closer towards him, meeting him in another short but intimate kiss before you both pulled away. his hand remained on your neck as you both laid down, resting on your sides, face to face. both of your foreheads resting against each other.

your arm came to drape over his waist, your hand moved under his shirt and caressed the smooth skin on his back, seeing him shiver slightly at the contact. "so... what does this mean?" he asked him reluctantly, not wanting to ruin the moment between you two - but wanting to know. you gave a simple shrug of the shoulders, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "we don't have to figure that out, right now... we can keep, whatever this is, between us." you answered softly and he seemed content with that.

there was another moment of silence between you, something that became quite familiar between you two tonight before he broke the silence once again. "you know... you've gotten better at kissing since that game of truth or dare." you mumbled, stifling a laugh. "fuck off, man! i was 15!"

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i hope that this wasn't horrible - i feel like it was... but anyway, this was my first time attempting a male reader ! ♡

does this classify as fluff? i don't know.

sorry the jackass intro song stays on during sex

Highway to him

Bam x Reader

You pull up to set after Jackass 2 wraps to drive Ryan and Bam home. Everyone is scattered around the parking lot parking up their cars to go home. You're sitting in the window of your van listening to a random mix cd Bam had made you, watching for your best friend and boyfriend. You see both of them and call out from your perch, "Hiya big boy. Need a ride home?" Ryan's voice fills the parking lot when he spots you, "What are you doing here asshole?" Prompting Bam to look around confused as to where his girlfriend's voice just came from. He finally notices you and drops his bags and takes off toward you in full sprint, boots heavy on the pavement. He carefully but quickly pulls you the rest of the way out of the window and smothers you in kisses and a tight hug, "God I missed you, babe." You put your hands up giggling to stop his affectionate assault. "I missed you too B. It's only been two weeks and you're suffocating me like it's been years.” He smiles and plants a big kiss on your lips, releasing you from his grip. Ryan's voice comes from behind you, " It definitely feels like it's been years.” You quickly turn towards him and run to your best friend losing your slip-on Vans in the process. He meets you by Bam's abandoned luggage and yanks you into a bear hug. "It does feel like years since I've seen you guys. I missed you angel." A chuckle rumbles through his chest., "I missed you too but we should probably load up our bags, it's getting colder now that it's dark." You head toward where you parked, slipping your shoes on again then back to Bam who's throwing his bags into the van. He looks up at you realizing you're just wearing a tee shirt and the temperature outside is dropping more. He slips off his hoodie handing it to you before helping Ryan with the bags, "You're gonna freeze, put that on." You pull the sweatshirt over your head surrounded by Bam's strong but comforting scent. They finish packing and take a minute to say goodbye to the rest of the guys. You wave to the others then turn to your boys, "Get in shitbirds we're going home.” Ry shakes his head walking to the van, "Dude look how much you rubbed off on her." Bam snakes his arms around you, "I love my mean ass skate rat girlfriend." Giving you another sweet kiss on your cheek as Ryan fake gags. "Aw, Ry are you feeling left out?” He rolls his eyes and playfully shoves you and you bump into Bam. He jumps into the van taking up the backseat. "I'm not dealing with you being gross and handsy on the way home. I'm taking a nap." He closes the door ending the conversation. You hand Bam the keys, "I drove all the way here." He opens the passenger-side door helping you into the van, "How did you make it all the way from West Chester to Florida? That's at least 14 hours." You shrug as he climbs into the driver's seat, "Ape, Dico, and Raab called me. Your mom almost sent them with me because she was worried about me driving alone." He isn't surprised at this, April worries over you as if you were her own especially since you started dating Bam. "Well, now you got me and Dunn so she doesn't have to worry." You smile as he leans over and kisses you before starting the van. Ryan leans between you and Bam, "Ape should be worried about the 3 of us together. She knows how we are.” You nod and kick off your shoes getting comfy. The ride home is long but worth it, Bam driving singing along to his favorite HIM songs, and occasionally aggressive headbanging. After several hours Ryan wakes back up and is stir-crazy. He sits up connects his iPod to the radio and after shaking off the sleep starts performing Skater boy by Avril. Bam pulls into a rest stop, "If I don't stop I'm gonna piss myself and punch Ry for screaming in my ear." It's Ry's turn to drive so you're in the back seat with the boys in the front. The rest of the ride is spent screaming and dancing to music together. Until you fall asleep for the last few hours only waking up when Bam shakes you and yells, "WAKE UP DIPSHIT WE'RE HOME!"

sorry the jackass intro song stays on during sex