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Picnic Date with Raab

summary: going on a date with your bf raab

Warnings: none pretty cheesy stuff

Friday mornings were usually more relaxing than Friday nights with the CKY guys. Y/n was constantly being dragged along by Raab and included in on the shenanigans. She loved nothing more than hanging out with him and watching him be stupid with his close friends.

“Get on with me Y/n!” He yelled from the couch with ski’s on the bottom. She just laughed and shook her head. Her plans of just watching from the side were ruined when Raab grabbed her arm and dragged her to the couch.

His arm was tightly wrapped around her waist holding them as they sled on the snow, both of them laughing til their sides hurt.

With Raab being so busy with Viva La Bam, he hasn’t taken much time to take her out on dates and spend some one on one time together other than watching tv before bed and in the morning.

It finally came to his attention that they haven’t had time together when Ryan made a harmless joke, “Shut up Raab, why don’t you go take Y/n out or something” Ryan was only pulling his leg because Raab was the only one with a girlfriend but it sparked an idea in his head. He spent the rest of the morning planning an afternoon and evening for the two of them.

Raab told her that they had to go to the store and pick up some things for the show because he lost the game of poker they were playing. Y/n wasn’t interested in going but after he insisted she go with him so he wouldn’t get bored, she agreed.

“I think you owe me one after this” She looked over at him smiling. He laughed loudly and continued to drive to the spot he had picked out for their surprise date.

“Chris, you passed the store” Y/n commented.

“Oh shit” He laughed “Its alright theres another one up here.”

He pulled into an empty parking lot and parked. They were at a park that was always empty. There was a dirt trail around the edges and grass for days in the middle, with trees everywhere. It was simple but pretty.

Raab got out and grabbed some things from the trunk, running to the middle of the grass.

“Chris! Wait up” She yelled after him.

When she finally made it to where he was, he had set up the blanket and picnic basket full of snacks. Raab even got her a bouquet of her favorite flowers.

Y/n sat beside him and smiled, “This is very nice, Chris”

“Sorry for not raking you out in so long. I hope this can make up for it.”

Y/n laughed and nodded, “It definitely does”

They sat on the blanket and ate. Talking about random things that came to their minds. New music, work drama, Bam. Everything. After a while they laid down in silence. Her head on his chest tracing it with her fingers and his hand behind his head and the other wrapped around her.

“I brought art stuff if you wanna paint?” He suggested and she sat up smiling, “Of course I do!” Y/n kissed his lips and pulled away.

Raab grabbed the canvases and paint from the basket and the two started painting in no time. He wasn’t much of an artist but Y/n was and he’d paint shitty art with her any day if it meant he got to hear her laugh at how bad his was.

“Is that a dog?” She asked as he showed her his work.

“No its a horse! I painted you a horse.” Y/n couldn’t contain the laugh that came out. She loved it.

“Ohh I see it now. Thats good!” She said catching her breath.

“Shut up” He smiled at her.

Y/n continued to paint hers. It was of Raab and the snowy tree behind him. As she squeezed more paint out of the bottle into the palette, it went all over the place. Getting on Raab’s shirt and jeans.

“Well now I gotta get you back” He sighed before grabbing some more colors and getting them on her.

“Chris!” She yelled grabbing the ugliest color she could reach and putting it in his hair.

They soon cleaned up their mess at the park and went back to Castle Bam completely covered in paint.

“What the hell happened to you two?” Bam asked

“Painting” Raab shrugged and wrapped his arm around her shoulder, going upstairs to shower.

Picnic Date with Raab

summary: going on a date with your bf raab

Warnings: none pretty cheesy stuff

Friday mornings were usually more relaxing than Friday nights with the CKY guys. Y/n was constantly being dragged along by Raab and included in on the shenanigans. She loved nothing more than hanging out with him and watching him be stupid with his close friends.

“Get on with me Y/n!” He yelled from the couch with ski’s on the bottom. She just laughed and shook her head. Her plans of just watching from the side were ruined when Raab grabbed her arm and dragged her to the couch.

His arm was tightly wrapped around her waist holding them as they sled on the snow, both of them laughing til their sides hurt.

With Raab being so busy with Viva La Bam, he hasn’t taken much time to take her out on dates and spend some one on one time together other than watching tv before bed and in the morning.

It finally came to his attention that they haven’t had time together when Ryan made a harmless joke, “Shut up Raab, why don’t you go take Y/n out or something” Ryan was only pulling his leg because Raab was the only one with a girlfriend but it sparked an idea in his head. He spent the rest of the morning planning an afternoon and evening for the two of them.

Raab told her that they had to go to the store and pick up some things for the show because he lost the game of poker they were playing. Y/n wasn’t interested in going but after he insisted she go with him so he wouldn’t get bored, she agreed.

“I think you owe me one after this” She looked over at him smiling. He laughed loudly and continued to drive to the spot he had picked out for their surprise date.

“Chris, you passed the store” Y/n commented.

“Oh shit” He laughed “Its alright theres another one up here.”

He pulled into an empty parking lot and parked. They were at a park that was always empty. There was a dirt trail around the edges and grass for days in the middle, with trees everywhere. It was simple but pretty.

Raab got out and grabbed some things from the trunk, running to the middle of the grass.

“Chris! Wait up” She yelled after him.

When she finally made it to where he was, he had set up the blanket and picnic basket full of snacks. Raab even got her a bouquet of her favorite flowers.

Y/n sat beside him and smiled, “This is very nice, Chris”

“Sorry for not raking you out in so long. I hope this can make up for it.”

Y/n laughed and nodded, “It definitely does”

They sat on the blanket and ate. Talking about random things that came to their minds. New music, work drama, Bam. Everything. After a while they laid down in silence. Her head on his chest tracing it with her fingers and his hand behind his head and the other wrapped around her.

“I brought art stuff if you wanna paint?” He suggested and she sat up smiling, “Of course I do!” Y/n kissed his lips and pulled away.

Raab grabbed the canvases and paint from the basket and the two started painting in no time. He wasn’t much of an artist but Y/n was and he’d paint shitty art with her any day if it meant he got to hear her laugh at how bad his was.

“Is that a dog?” She asked as he showed her his work.

“No its a horse! I painted you a horse.” Y/n couldn’t contain the laugh that came out. She loved it.

“Ohh I see it now. Thats good!” She said catching her breath.

“Shut up” He smiled at her.

Y/n continued to paint hers. It was of Raab and the snowy tree behind him. As she squeezed more paint out of the bottle into the palette, it went all over the place. Getting on Raab’s shirt and jeans.

“Well now I gotta get you back” He sighed before grabbing some more colors and getting them on her.

“Chris!” She yelled grabbing the ugliest color she could reach and putting it in his hair.

They soon cleaned up their mess at the park and went back to Castle Bam completely covered in paint.

“What the hell happened to you two?” Bam asked

“Painting” Raab shrugged and wrapped his arm around her shoulder, going upstairs to shower.

Perfect Match

Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan

Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking

There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.

For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.

The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.

At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.

The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.

Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.

Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.

Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.

***

The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”

“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”

“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said

She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”

And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.

Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.

The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.

“I don’t wash my hands”

“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.

Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.

By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.

Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”

“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.

On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.

Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”

They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.

She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.

Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.

It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.

“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”

No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.

With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.

“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed

On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.

“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.

He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”

Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”

“Ry-“

“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.

***

In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.

Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.

Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.

Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.

"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."

"Why am I not surprised"

At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.

"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."

His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"

She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.

Perfect Match

Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan

Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking

There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.

For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.

The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.

At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.

The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.

Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.

Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.

Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.

***

The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”

“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”

“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said

She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”

And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.

Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.

The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.

“I don’t wash my hands”

“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.

Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.

By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.

Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”

“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.

On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.

Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”

They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.

She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.

Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.

It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.

“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”

No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.

With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.

“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed

On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.

“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.

He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”

Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”

“Ry-“

“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.

***

In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.

Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.

Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.

Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.

"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."

"Why am I not surprised"

At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.

"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."

His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"

She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.

Perfect Match

Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan

Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking

There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.

For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.

The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.

At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.

The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.

Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.

Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.

Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.

***

The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”

“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”

“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said

She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”

And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.

Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.

The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.

“I don’t wash my hands”

“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.

Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.

By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.

Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”

“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.

On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.

Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”

They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.

She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.

Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.

It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.

“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”

No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.

With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.

“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed

On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.

“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.

He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”

Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”

“Ry-“

“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.

***

In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.

Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.

Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.

Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.

"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."

"Why am I not surprised"

At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.

"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."

His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"

She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.

Perfect Match

Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan

Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking

There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.

For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.

The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.

At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.

The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.

Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.

Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.

Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.

***

The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”

“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”

“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said

She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”

And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.

Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.

The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.

“I don’t wash my hands”

“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.

Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.

By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.

Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”

“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.

On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.

Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”

They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.

She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.

Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.

It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.

“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”

No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.

With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.

“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed

On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.

“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.

He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”

Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”

“Ry-“

“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.

***

In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.

Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.

Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.

Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.

"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."

"Why am I not surprised"

At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.

"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."

His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"

She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.

Watching Twilight

Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight

A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo

Warnings: Twilight spoilers

Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you

“Can we watch Twilight?”

“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”

Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.

“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”

“Just watch it!”

Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.

“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”

“Yes Steve”

Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.

“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”

“Oh my god”

Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.

“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh

“Shut up you like it”

Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.

“Not again!”

“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”

Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.

“Twilight tonight?”

“Yes!”

Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.

“This is the best part!”

“I KNOW!”

Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.

“Theres more Twilights?”

“Theres five!”

Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.

“Here put this on”

“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you

“Yes!”

Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.

“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”

Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.

“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”

“HE LEFT HER!”

Watching Twilight

Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight

A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo

Warnings: Twilight spoilers

Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you

“Can we watch Twilight?”

“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”

Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.

“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”

“Just watch it!”

Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.

“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”

“Yes Steve”

Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.

“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”

“Oh my god”

Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.

“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh

“Shut up you like it”

Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.

“Not again!”

“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”

Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.

“Twilight tonight?”

“Yes!”

Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.

“This is the best part!”

“I KNOW!”

Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.

“Theres more Twilights?”

“Theres five!”

Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.

“Here put this on”

“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you

“Yes!”

Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.

“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”

Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.

“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”

“HE LEFT HER!”

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Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Best Friends

Summary: Life with Raab as Y/n’s best friend (platonic)

Warnings: none(lmk if there’s anything!)

Y/n and Raab haven’t been close friends for a very long time but it was clear that the two had a special connection. They always stood right beside one another whispering jokes and they had to do everything together. It was impossible to separate them.

They met at the mall. Raab was getting dragged around by Bam, going into every single store until he found something he liked. Which to Raab’s dismay was pretty much everything. He didn’t know what bugged him more waking up early to shop, walking around the mall for hours, or carrying Bam’s bags. Maybe it was everything added up. Either way Raab was so distracted and tired that he didn’t even see the person behind the counter who looked like they hated their life even more than he did.

Bam placed the pile of clothes onto the counter and waited for them to ring them up. “Is this gonna be all for you?” They asked and Bam smiled and immediately tried to flirt with them. He was doing an alright job at turning the crumb of conversation they gave him into a pick up line or a dirty joke. 

“Are you gonna stand here and bug me all day or are you gonna take your receipt and leave?” 

Raab couldn’t contain his laughter and fell over onto the ground. It was a rare sight to see. Bam was hardly ever rejected and to witness it first hand made everything Raab was doing worth it. Y/n instantly loved his laugh and had to hear it more often so they gave him their number right in front of Bam who rolled his eyes. 

After the two hung out every day for two weeks after that, Raab invited them to a party to meet the rest of the guys and actually get to know Bam. The night ended up being one of the best nights any of them has ever had and Bam made the decision to add them into Viva La Bam. It was completely impulsive but everyone liked the idea.

**

The weather was rainy and everyone sat on the couch watching tv while Bam tried to skate across it. He had to get some kind of practice in before going to the Mall of America for a show. April wasn’t too happy when she walked into the room and saw the scratch on the TV but once she heard his plan and was invited she stopped yelling.

The flight there was as annoying as you could imagine. Ryan slept the entire way there next to Bam who did anything he could to irritate Y/n and Raab in front of them. He kicked their seats, dumped snacks all over them, and even got Raab to join in against Y/n. April and Phil were pleasant as usual and tried to stop Bam as much as they could from across the aisle. Rake was behind the chaos listening to music, which didn’t last long thanks to Bam.

When they landed they went straight to the mall. Their belongings going to their hotel rooms. Bam’s show was tomorrow but today he would be sighing autographs and meeting fans. While he was busy doing that he gave everyone one hundred dollars to spend on something completely ridiculous.

Y/n, Raab and Glomb walked around and found themselves in a hot sauce shop. Raab started putting some on his tongue to try, which was a big mistake. His mouth felt like it was on fire. Glomb started putting other sauces on his tongue. Y/n laughed and suggested they leave before they made a mess but spoke to soon because Raab spilled the sauce on the carpet. Glomb felt he spent his money well so he left pretty satisfied.

They continued to walk around in hopes of finding something else to buy. Glomb suggested he get his portrait painted and Raab was sold. He sat there for about an hour trying to stay as still as possible. Y/n and Glomb tried to hold their laughter but the painting was coming out too good not to laugh at. When it was finally finished Raab was pretty impressed.

There were tons of things to buy in the mall but Y/n couldnt find a single thing that would be funny to buy. They sat at the food court trying to decide.

“Why don’t we buy a bunch of large drinks and dump them on Bam, Ryan, dude all of them” Raab said making Y/n nod their head. It was stupid and funny, it was perfect. They went to every food court ordering as many drinks as possible.

They first went to get Bam. It was the easiest because they all knew where he’d be. Sneaking from behind the table he was standing at and dumping 6 large sodas on him. He was so stunned but impressed that he just laughed and shook his wet hair onto them.

After that they ran into Dunn, which was incredible timing. With one look they poured the drinks in their hands onto him. Dunn grabbed Raab and took a drink out of Y/n’s hand and dumped it onto him.

“Where’s Rake?”

“He’s getting his hair done. I was getting something to drink real quick”

For Rake they had a special drink just for him. They added mustard into every single drink they had. Ryan showed them where he was and watched from the door, wanting to be as far away from him as possible. With the remainder of the money they tipped the hair stylist and sent her away real quick to mess with him.

His hair was just cleaned and he was laying down letting the conditioner sink in. Quickly they dumped their drinks onto him. The reaction wasn’t that bad as they thought until he licked his lips and tasted the mustard. They ran away before he could see who it was. Ryan laid in the entrance laughing.

Vito was the last person they planned to get, April and Phil being obviously excluded. They found him yelling in the food court and immediately ran over to dump the last of the drinks on him. This sent him into a rage and he grabbed Glomb. Raab and Y/n left him and kept running away.

Soon enough it was closing time and they all were going into the mattress store to sleep for the night.

Ryan and Bam locked them into the store and went away to their own store. Raab and Y/n laid beside each other watching Vito shake the security gate. “We would get locked in with him” He commented making Y/n laugh, “ Could be worst. You could be sleeping next to him.”

“Ew! Dont even joke about that” His face twisted in disgust making them laugh even more. Once their laughter faded he glanced over at them. “I’m glad I met you, y’know” He laid on his side to face them. They copied his movements and smiled, “ I am too. If I had to be in a mall for twenty four hours with anyone, it’d definitely be you.”

They both laughed at each others sappiness and went to sleep.

Best Friends

Summary: Life with Raab as Y/n’s best friend (platonic)

Warnings: none(lmk if there’s anything!)

Y/n and Raab haven’t been close friends for a very long time but it was clear that the two had a special connection. They always stood right beside one another whispering jokes and they had to do everything together. It was impossible to separate them.

They met at the mall. Raab was getting dragged around by Bam, going into every single store until he found something he liked. Which to Raab’s dismay was pretty much everything. He didn’t know what bugged him more waking up early to shop, walking around the mall for hours, or carrying Bam’s bags. Maybe it was everything added up. Either way Raab was so distracted and tired that he didn’t even see the person behind the counter who looked like they hated their life even more than he did.

Bam placed the pile of clothes onto the counter and waited for them to ring them up. “Is this gonna be all for you?” They asked and Bam smiled and immediately tried to flirt with them. He was doing an alright job at turning the crumb of conversation they gave him into a pick up line or a dirty joke. 

“Are you gonna stand here and bug me all day or are you gonna take your receipt and leave?” 

Raab couldn’t contain his laughter and fell over onto the ground. It was a rare sight to see. Bam was hardly ever rejected and to witness it first hand made everything Raab was doing worth it. Y/n instantly loved his laugh and had to hear it more often so they gave him their number right in front of Bam who rolled his eyes. 

After the two hung out every day for two weeks after that, Raab invited them to a party to meet the rest of the guys and actually get to know Bam. The night ended up being one of the best nights any of them has ever had and Bam made the decision to add them into Viva La Bam. It was completely impulsive but everyone liked the idea.

**

The weather was rainy and everyone sat on the couch watching tv while Bam tried to skate across it. He had to get some kind of practice in before going to the Mall of America for a show. April wasn’t too happy when she walked into the room and saw the scratch on the TV but once she heard his plan and was invited she stopped yelling.

The flight there was as annoying as you could imagine. Ryan slept the entire way there next to Bam who did anything he could to irritate Y/n and Raab in front of them. He kicked their seats, dumped snacks all over them, and even got Raab to join in against Y/n. April and Phil were pleasant as usual and tried to stop Bam as much as they could from across the aisle. Rake was behind the chaos listening to music, which didn’t last long thanks to Bam.

When they landed they went straight to the mall. Their belongings going to their hotel rooms. Bam’s show was tomorrow but today he would be sighing autographs and meeting fans. While he was busy doing that he gave everyone one hundred dollars to spend on something completely ridiculous.

Y/n, Raab and Glomb walked around and found themselves in a hot sauce shop. Raab started putting some on his tongue to try, which was a big mistake. His mouth felt like it was on fire. Glomb started putting other sauces on his tongue. Y/n laughed and suggested they leave before they made a mess but spoke to soon because Raab spilled the sauce on the carpet. Glomb felt he spent his money well so he left pretty satisfied.

They continued to walk around in hopes of finding something else to buy. Glomb suggested he get his portrait painted and Raab was sold. He sat there for about an hour trying to stay as still as possible. Y/n and Glomb tried to hold their laughter but the painting was coming out too good not to laugh at. When it was finally finished Raab was pretty impressed.

There were tons of things to buy in the mall but Y/n couldnt find a single thing that would be funny to buy. They sat at the food court trying to decide.

“Why don’t we buy a bunch of large drinks and dump them on Bam, Ryan, dude all of them” Raab said making Y/n nod their head. It was stupid and funny, it was perfect. They went to every food court ordering as many drinks as possible.

They first went to get Bam. It was the easiest because they all knew where he’d be. Sneaking from behind the table he was standing at and dumping 6 large sodas on him. He was so stunned but impressed that he just laughed and shook his wet hair onto them.

After that they ran into Dunn, which was incredible timing. With one look they poured the drinks in their hands onto him. Dunn grabbed Raab and took a drink out of Y/n’s hand and dumped it onto him.

“Where’s Rake?”

“He’s getting his hair done. I was getting something to drink real quick”

For Rake they had a special drink just for him. They added mustard into every single drink they had. Ryan showed them where he was and watched from the door, wanting to be as far away from him as possible. With the remainder of the money they tipped the hair stylist and sent her away real quick to mess with him.

His hair was just cleaned and he was laying down letting the conditioner sink in. Quickly they dumped their drinks onto him. The reaction wasn’t that bad as they thought until he licked his lips and tasted the mustard. They ran away before he could see who it was. Ryan laid in the entrance laughing.

Vito was the last person they planned to get, April and Phil being obviously excluded. They found him yelling in the food court and immediately ran over to dump the last of the drinks on him. This sent him into a rage and he grabbed Glomb. Raab and Y/n left him and kept running away.

Soon enough it was closing time and they all were going into the mattress store to sleep for the night.

Ryan and Bam locked them into the store and went away to their own store. Raab and Y/n laid beside each other watching Vito shake the security gate. “We would get locked in with him” He commented making Y/n laugh, “ Could be worst. You could be sleeping next to him.”

“Ew! Dont even joke about that” His face twisted in disgust making them laugh even more. Once their laughter faded he glanced over at them. “I’m glad I met you, y’know” He laid on his side to face them. They copied his movements and smiled, “ I am too. If I had to be in a mall for twenty four hours with anyone, it’d definitely be you.”

They both laughed at each others sappiness and went to sleep.

i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))

IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!

thanks for your patience <3

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”