Remus: *Shows The Difference Between Ho And Hoe*

Remus: *Shows the difference between “ho” and “hoe”*

James: I didn’t know “hoe” and “ho” were different.

Sirius: SANTA, SANTA!!! He’s chanting about prostitutes!!! He’s COMING to town!!!!

Remus: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!

Cuz i have literally no motivation to do anything rn

(low cuz my blog is pretty small)

25 notes and i will finally shower after almost a week (im basically rotting shut up)

50 notes and ill actually eat something healthy

100 notes and ill do my math hw thats due today

250 notes and ill focus on my mental health a bit more

500 notes and i'll pull my shit together and start the first chapter of my fic

1000 notes and ill try to not relapse (sh)

Each note after 500 is one word added to the first chapter

your a James kinnie? Let me guess, you have a constant fear of being too much so you go out of your way to try and read people’s emotions.

*at the potter’s for halloween*

Mia: do you boys want apple cider?

James: yes please mum!

Sirius: what is apple cider??

James: It’s basically apple juice on steroids

Sirius: thanks mate!

Remus: THE FUCK?!?!

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Because almost everybody is doing this:

if this gets 100 notes, I’ll finally clean my room

if this gets 200 notes, I'll go on a long walk

if this gets 300 notes, I’ll post a picture of something artsy I made and proud of

if this gets 400 notes, I'll make marauders fanart ( I have been scared to do this to not dishonor them with my sucky skills)

if this gets 500 notes, I’ll post a link to one if my marauders era inspired playlist

if this gets 1000 notes, ill try to make sure I drink enough water (for at least a week, let’s not aim too high)

if this gets 5000 notes, within a month, ill try coming out to my best friend

Percy Jackson fic🌊

group of mentally ill children (3468 words) by 13personalities

One of my besties is writing this but she refuses to tell people to read it. So basically it’s a percy jackson texting fic but most conversations are from our quotebook or texts. Overall it’s pretty funny so at least check it out please!