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The Ranpo you didn't know you needed. -Nix

I have a headcannon that the Orphanage regularly committed tax fraud. And a bunch of other crimes along lines.

And that they had the older kids do it for them as part of their chores. That place was shady as hell and the Headmaster used to work in the criminal underground.

I rest my case.

So just imagine the Agency being given a case to investigate the place.

And usually they wouldn't be given such a thing but it's this sneaky operation that's been going on for years.

And the police are just baffled and beg the Agency for help. Ranpo puts on his glasses, solves the case but doesn't tell anyone.

He's too busy laughing his ass off.

So Kunikida and Dazai are sent.

And they just find Atsushi, one of the oldest kids at the Orphanage sat at a creaky old desk.

Case closed.

Dazai has to leave the room because he's laughing so hard. The Headmaster tries to blame the kids for it. Which obviously doesn't work.

Atsushi makes a comment about does that mean I have to go back to my cage? Which starts a whole other investigation and the Agency end up taking him in.

Aside from the murder, Dazai and Atsushi have completed the same amount of crimes. Hell Atsushi's might be higher, they just don't know the exact amount he's done.

Dazai is very proud of this fact while Atsushi is embarrassed.

"Come now Atsushi you should be proud of your accomplishments."

"They're not accomplishments!"

I need any fic where Ranpo experiences gay panic and gets flustered, so here are some quick prompts.

Poe in his spy get-up

Poe with his hair pulled back for whatever reason, maybe to paint or something

Poe in a skirt

Poe in just his pants (trousers?) and button up. Shed the outer layers.

Poe with eyeliner

Ranpo learning Poe has tattoos. Maybe a crow on his upper shoulder blade, something like that.

Poe in glasses

Poe with hair clips

They get sucked into a book; vastly different wardrobe.

Ranpo suddenly realises he's really into how tall Poe is (maybe he stands up straight for once and Ranpo realises the difference is more than he'd thought)

Poe chewing on a pen or pencil. Or having a lollipop, making his lips all red

Poe making... noises when eating something.

Poe in knee-high socks (bonus if it's those raccoon ones)

Poe in Ranpo's hat.

Poe being much stronger than Ranpo thought.

Poe holding Ranpo's hand for whatever reason.

Poe playing with Ranpo's hair while he's asleep, but then he wakes up.

That's all I can think of right now.

A boop cat to live on your blog!!!!!

headcanon that poe and yosano are friends and poe asks her about how realistic the murder scenes in his novels are

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.