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list of people i would die for

1. i shouldn’t

2. have to

3. die for

4. fictional

5. characters

6. Jake Peralta

The Villains of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a Nutshell

Iron Man: Backstabbing Businessman

The Incredible Hulk: Soldier on Extreme Steroids V2

Iron Man 2: Vengeful Son with no Stage Presence

Thor: Angry Adopted Brother With a Sadistic Streak

Captain America The First Avenger: Actual Nazi Leader

Avengers: Angry Adopted Brother With Backup This Time

Iron Man 3: Ripoff of Syndrome From The Incredibles

Agents of Shield Season 1: Cyborg Military Leader

Thor The Dark World: Space Conqueror With No Stage Presence

Captain America the Winter Soldier: Robert Redford

Guardians of the Galaxy: Overly Dramatic Radical

Agents of Shield Season 2: Manipulative Vengeful Mom

Agent Carter Season 1: Beta Black Widow

Daredevil Season 1: Businessman With Toddler Like Temper Problems

Age of Ultron: James Spader as a Robot Tumblr

Ant-Man: Dr. Goodweather On Shrinking Drugs

Agents of Shield Season 3: Godlike Shapeshifter

Jessica Jones Season 1: Psychotic Mind Controlling Rapist

Agent Carter Season 2: Actress With a Sadistic Streak Going Unnoticed For Too Long Thanks To Cultural Norms

Daredevil Season 2: Resurrected Ninja Burn Victim

Captain America Civil War: Angry Colonel Out For Blood

Luke Cage Season 1: Arms Dealer Having Way Too Much Fun For This Plot

Agents of Shield Season 4: Horny AI Program

Doctor Strange: Mads Mikkelsen With Magic

Iron Fist Season 1: Its own showrunner

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2: Literal god

Spider-Man Homecoming: Honest Blue Collar Worker Turned Scary Arms Dealer

The Defenders: Ancient Ninjas With Resurrected Ex-Girlfriend

Inhumans: Game of Thrones Actor Typecast for the Rest of his Life

Thor Ragnarok: Edgy Older Sister With Fabulous Stage Presence.

The Punisher: Military Friend with a Face Full of Glass

Agents of Shield Season 5: Some Liquid Metal

The Runaways: PTA parents in the Mafia

Black Panther: Radicalist Cousin

Jessica Jones Season 2: Crazy mom

Avengers Infinity War: Space Gorilla With a Shiny Glove

Cloak and Dagger: Oil Corporations

Luke Cage Season 2: Really Angry/Scary Gangster

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Baba Yaga

Amy: *accidentally walks into captain holt*

Amy: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”

Amy: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

#EXACT SAME ENERGY

One Day at a Time Season 4 preview: takes a jab at Netflix

husband and wife™

me: *knows perfectly well jake and amy are a married couple*

jake and amy: *do something tiny and domestic like come to work together or call each other babe*

my dumb ass: oH MY GOD they’re rly,,,, in love ! theyre jsut out there ,,,, bein married,,, oh my gd

season 7 brooklyn nine nine so far:

- officer dad 

- debbie is such a mood i can’t wait to see more of her

- “what’s a mcnugget” “it’s a paella”

- the sleuth sisters have each others BACKS

- jake and amy aRE TRYING!!!

- PERALTIAGO KISS I’VE BEEN CRYING SO HARD FOR THE PAST 30 MINUTES

- leather jackets can make you cool and confident

- captain kim deserves better

- chaperone amy would be the best mom

- the 99th precinct needs to adopt me asap that is one adorable found family

- “ok thanks i love you”

- “i need to pay captain kim 37,000 dollars in damages” “WHAT”

NINE NINE WE’RE OFF TO A GREAT START + add more if you want

Way to call me out on this

Change my mind, ladies (you cant)

“Yeah, we are lovers. Together. In bed.”

Confident!Chidi in The Good Place 4x10

Jake: Music is just wriggling air.

Terry: No, stop that…

Rosa: Funerals are just family reunions with one less person in it.

Terry: No, stop, don’t do this to me—

Jake: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives.

Terry: I’m literally begging you to stop.

Rosa: No, let him finish.

“I have flaws. What are they? Sometimes I sing in the shower. I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.”

— Raina

Hey, Janet, can I have my note, please? If you know that you wrote a note then you know what it says. I do, but I’d still like to see it again, please. I think it might be some of the best writing I’ve ever done.

“If soulmates do exist, they’re not found, they’re made.”

am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"

Instantly iconic

Brooklyn Nine-Nine out of context: season 6

ASOHSFDF THE COMMENTARY IS KILLING ME 

wynonna earp lockscreens

peraltiago episodes

List of Peraltiago eps for maximum feel-good:

Pilot (S1E1) - classic Peraltiago banter.

48 Hours (S1E7) - “Amy, look. There is a guy out there with incredibly low standards and a super weird soul patch, and he is waiting for you.”

The Bet (S1E13) - it’s The Bet. Go watch it.

Operation Broken Feather (S1E15) - “The truth is, our job isn’t always great. I mean, sometimes it sucks. But.. it sucks a little less when I get to do it with you.”

Tactical Village (S1E19) - do you like pining!Jake? If yes, watch. If no, still watch.

Unsolvable (S1E21) - 🗣pining!Jake, Amy follows a different plot though.

Charges and Specs (S1E22) - ROMANTIC STYLEZZZZ

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Jake and Amy: *gazing into each other’s eyes*

Gina: *opens a soda*

Jake: We were having a moment.

Gina: And I’m having a soda.