RepComm Characters Learn Everything From Their Training Sergeant, Holo Dramas & Books. Which Is Hilarious.

RepComm characters learn everything from their training sergeant, holo dramas & books. Which is hilarious.

Ordo, one of the Null ARCs, shoots a government spy that had been following his gf right in front of her. And then he's like 'oh you're upset, let me cook you your favorite meal' and she's like 'no, you just killed a man, I can still smell his singed flesh, I'm not hungry' so he's like 'duh, of course. Let me make us some coffee. Also, what are your thoughts on marriage, here's a priceless ring my sergeant stole when we robbed a bank... sorry I couldn't get you something legit but clones don't get paid"

Also, they met when he was pretending to be another trooper she worked with, but she figures it out and does something that threatens to mess up their covert special ops mission, so he stuns her & they kidnap her & she starts working for them & it sounds insane but they're such a cute couple.

Do you think the clones had to take a “how to be a normal human being in society” class in order to somewhat be able to seem like normal in non military settings or do they just wing it and hope for the best?

Nah vod all clones have rizz. Rizz is the ability to attract someone and clones just naturally attract people by virtue of the fact that they're hot heroes of the Republic.

They're fit, smart, incredibly skilled, principled, and super loyal elite soldiers, which is more than you can say for most men. And it certainly doesn't hurt that they're clones of Jango Fett who's a good looking mf.

They might not all be assertive & confident in social situations, but that doesn't matter because all of their other qualities are insanely attractive.

Just look at Tech. Out of the Batch, Tech is easily the one who has the hardest time navigating social interactions & regardless, Phee's interested. It doesn't matter that he's awkward or on the spectrum, or completely missing all her hints...she knows he's a great guy, he's fit & handsome...nat rizz

Wrecker's another good example. Half his face is scarred, he's a total man child but women flirt with him anyway. In the episode when they get back from Raxus, as they walk into Cid's & the Batch is watching Omega kick ass at Dejarik, he eyes up and smiles at the girl next to him. She gives him a cute side-eye and smiles flirtily back. It's super brief, but it's there.

Crosshair is a standoffish grump who actively antagonizes people, but he gets Ventress of all people to take his hand when he offers it to climb on to the ship. He also has that Pabu fisherwoman on standby if he were ever interested. Nat rizz.

Same in Legends, most women just end up falling for troopers without them doing anything & no matter how awkward they are. Etain & Darman, Laseema & Atin, Besany & Ordo and Parja & Fi. This might be more a product of the writing than anything, but all of these women just fall for these men without them doing a single thing to try and attract them and often in spite of several things which would make women normally say "stay the hell away from me". And we, the readers, don't even question that because we're totally simping for them too.

The only exception are Mereel and Corr, who do go out of their way to pick up women and they score all the time. Omega squad estimates Mereel has slept with half the women in the galaxy or "at least half of the ones in the sector". And that's what happens when they are confident & assertive and do put in an effort.

Cause, like let's be honest, who says "ew no thanks" this guy.

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

Echo would be watching the reflection of the clouds & how the light changes, when Fives & Hardcase drive speeders by and splash him

*Echo groan* "not again" 🤦🏽‍♂️

What would Dogma and Tup do with a puddle?

Dogma would probably want nothing to do with it (because he doesn't want to risk the chance of getting water in his boots or that gif you posted ) and Tup would probably playfully kick the water about in an attempt to splash him.

Lol yes and Fennec walks in like "tf was that?" 🤨

Them: nothing *stare intensely*

Fennec sighs "c'mon Grogu, lets give your dads some space"

Them: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

#what do you mean this didn’t happen

Oshamir just watching the sunset feeling positive...

Darth Plagueis in The Acolyte – 1.08 (2024)

They needed more time together! 😭😭😭😭😭