Damn Why Are All My Biases Committing Crimes

Damn why are all my biases committing crimes 😭😅

Bangchan: Felix where's Minho, Seungmin and Jeongin?

Felix: They said something about theft, arson, world domination and the candy store.

Bangchan: Were they talking about video games?

Felix: Nope, we were already playing videogames before they left.

Bangchan: They probably were just playing around.

Hyunjin: *watching the news* Guys two abandoned buildings were set on fire.

Bangchan: It's not them.

Hyunjin: Apparently it was an unhinged man and his two helpers he refers to as his children.

Bangchan: Oh no.

Hyunjin: They are rumoured to be Yuta, Haechan and Renjun from NCT. Hey I know them. They're good people.

Bangchan: Oh, thank god.

Hyunjin: Also hundreds of cats were stolen across town from cat cafes and they were promised a better more loving home from their captors.

Bangchan: There they are.

Hyunjin: And a zebra was stolen from the zoo.

Bangchan: Where's Han?

After seeing the dreamies yesterday, I lowkey kinda get why Jaemin has all his power 😳😅

Renjun: Good morning guys.

Haechan:it's not morning anymore.

Renjun: You know what fuck you. "it's not morning anymore" Go fuck yourself you self righteous bitch.

Jaemin: Oh no someone's cwanky! Will a hug make you feel better?

Renjun: Please don't

Jaemin: Get ready for a hug *hugs and pets Renjun* Don't worry its still morning.

Renjun: Yeah it's morning.

Jaemin: You're not wrong.

Renjun: I'm never wrong.

Jaemin: You're a pretty pretty boy.

Renjun: I'm a pretty pretty boy.

Haechan: Jaemin's power is terrifying.

Jeno: You're telling me Jisung woke up dressed as a victorian doll. Only Jaemin could do that.

Sungjin main dancer >>>>>>>>>>

I spat out my chocolate milk…

JEONGHAN   ✶  NOT ALONE M/V ( 2021 )

Say it louder Terry 😌🔊

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There’s something about Jongho with glasses…. 😍🖤

classic case of icarus almost flying too close to the sun