Stray Kids Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Jisung: are you a big spoon or a little spoon

Changbin: I’m a knife

Felix, from across the room: he’s a little spoon

Jeongin: What does BDSM stand for?

Minho: it means-

Chan, loudly: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING. HALLELUJAH I LOVE THE LORD

Changbin and Seungmin texting

Seungmin: Hey, do you know how to make an idiot feel nervous?

Changbin: No. How?

Changbin: Well???

Changbin: I'm waiting??!

Changbin: Why aren't you answering?!!!!

Felix: Hey, what's up?

Jisung: The sky

Felix: ..lol no I meant like what are you doing

Jisung: oh. Minho.

Felix:

Felix, highfiving Jisung: niceee

Changbin: Sorry, I have a boyfriend

Hyunjin: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number.

Changbin, blushing: o-oh

Felix: *attacks Hyunjin* BITCH ISTG STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN-

Jeongin: Words can't describe how beautiful you are

Hyunjin, blushing: awww~

Jeongin: but numbers can

Jeongin: 1/10

Jeongin: so so ugleh

Midnight thoughts by Yongbok and Peter

Felix: Was Barry white?

Jisung: Was Marvin gay?

Felix: Was Cilla black?

Jisung: Sure makes Stevie wonder...

Bang Chan:IT'S 2 AM FFS GO TO BED

Felix: Does Chan bang?

Jisung: Who does Chan bang?

Chan:...I'm moving out-

Minsung on a first date

Jisung: so what's your fav colour?

Minho, unimpressed: srsly? Don't ask me dumb questions

Jisung: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.

Minho:

Minho: Pink. My fav colour is pink-

Hyunjin: Did it hurt?

Seungmin: Did what hurt?

Hyunjin: When you fell from heaven

Seungmin: I dug my way up from hell.

Hyunjin, awkward: oh.

Felix: ...that makes so much sense-

Hyunjin: *sneezes*

Hyunjin, looking in the mirror: I'd say god bless you, but it looks like he already did *winks*

Felix: what the-

Jisung: I grew up without a father, so I was wondering if you could be my daddy~ *wiggles eyebrows*

Minho: *chokes*

Chan, walking in: I'm right here Jisung

Jisung, wide eyed: p-papa??

Seungmin: Ya'll have daddy issues

Hyunjin: I wanted you to kiss me today, but then I realised you can't

Changbin: Why? Because I have a BOYFRIEND? *points at felix*

Hyunjin, rolling eyes at a jealous felix: No

Hyunjin: It's bc you can't reach my face

Felix: *laughing at his own bf*

Minsung at their finest

Jisung: Do you like sales?

Jisung, winking: bc if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place

Minho:

Minho: fuck, I'm down-

Felix, sweating: I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the std, I just need you~

Changbin: uhm-

Chan: Doctor. NOW.

Chan: Go on. Don't be shy, ask me out~

Woojin: Okay, Go out~

Chan: wait babe no that's not how it works-

Predebut Chan: do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams

Jyp oppar: o-oh- *blushing*

Also predebut Chan: LET ME DEBUT FFS-

Seungmin, trying to hug Jeongin again: Where have you been all my life?💗💗💗

Jeongin, disgusted: hiding from you

Chan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGMINNIE🎉

Chan: what did you get for your birthday?

Seungmin: sadness and dissappointment

Chan: ...jeongin didn't hug you yet, did he

Seungmin, in tears: NOT. ONCE.

Jeongin: I- HYUNG IT'S 1 AM, YOUR BDAY JUST STARTED

Seungmin: YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN IN MY ARMS SINCE 12 AM *sobbing*

Jisung: Is there a mirror in your pants? Bc I think I see myself in them

Chan: JISUNG ISTG FOR THE LAST TIME

chan: I AM NOT LETTING YOU BORROW MY PANTS AFTER THE NASTY MINHO INCIDENT!

Jisung: Can I buy you a drink?

Minho: Actually, I'd rather have the money

Jisung: oh- If I had all the money in the world, I'd give it all to you

Minho: ok then where tf it at, this hoe doesn't have all day *hairflip*