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Brian *holding Jisung*: Chris, can you tell this one to stop calling me dad??

Jae *holding Felix in his arms*: hey can we take this one home with us?

Wonpil *holding Seungmin*: and this one too??

Chris: I…

Damn why are all my biases committing crimes 😭😅

Bangchan: Felix where's Minho, Seungmin and Jeongin?

Felix: They said something about theft, arson, world domination and the candy store.

Bangchan: Were they talking about video games?

Felix: Nope, we were already playing videogames before they left.

Bangchan: They probably were just playing around.

Hyunjin: *watching the news* Guys two abandoned buildings were set on fire.

Bangchan: It's not them.

Hyunjin: Apparently it was an unhinged man and his two helpers he refers to as his children.

Bangchan: Oh no.

Hyunjin: They are rumoured to be Yuta, Haechan and Renjun from NCT. Hey I know them. They're good people.

Bangchan: Oh, thank god.

Hyunjin: Also hundreds of cats were stolen across town from cat cafes and they were promised a better more loving home from their captors.

Bangchan: There they are.

Hyunjin: And a zebra was stolen from the zoo.

Bangchan: Where's Han?

Incorrest Kids Stray

Felix: if all dogs go to heaven because their God but backwards... where do cats go?

Jyp: ..... whose kid is this

Chan: good question, i ask myself everyday

*Minho brings someone home from the club*

Minho: Oh yeah baby this will be a fun night aha ;)

*Minho flips on the light switch*

Minho: ...OH MY GOD CHAN WHAT THE HELL

Chan, taking off his wig: We have a dating ban, Minho. I'm just protecting you as your leader.

Minho, eyes shifting to the bed: ...But I- We almost-

Chan: I'm sure I didn't miss out on anything special.

Minho, voice cracking: I-I see

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15. Atleast he's cute

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AN: getting me out of his hair* this was ready so here it is hihi. Thanks for reading 💕 feedback is welcomed 💗

*･゜ﾟ𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: 𝑆𝑀𝐴𝑈 𝕝 𝐸𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠𝑡.

*･゜ﾟ𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝐻𝑦𝑢𝑛𝑗𝑖𝑛 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

*･゜ﾟ𝑺𝒚𝒏𝒐𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒔:𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑜𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟.𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑠? 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒? 𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡?

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19. He wasn't my boyfriend

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AN: it's going to be almost 3 months since HS started. It ll be cruel to drag it more so faster updates! Grammatical mistakes once again Sorry! Thanks for reading 💗

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*･゜ﾟ𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: 𝑆𝑀𝐴𝑈 𝕝 𝐸𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠𝑡.

*･゜ﾟ𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝐻𝑦𝑢𝑛𝑗𝑖𝑛 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟

*･゜ﾟ𝑺𝒚𝒏𝒐𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒔:𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑜𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟.𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑠? 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒? 𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡?

Jisung to chan: Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours? *winks*

Chan, blushing: wtf- Jisung did you just flirt- with me-

Jisung, confused af: what? No, I actually lost my phone so minho told me if I said this you would help me???

Minho: *laughing his ass off*

Felix: Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? *winks*

Chan: ...you broke your laptop again didn't you?

Felix, sweating: yEp-

Felix, freaking out: dAD- ThE LAPTOP IS CRASHING, FIX IT JCJKDD MY GAME ISN'T SAVED-

Chan: relaaax, I've got everything under control

Chan: *writes "everything" on a paper and tapes it under the ctrl key* see? We good~

Felix: ...wtf dad- r u high???

Chan with dark circles under his eyes, staring into the abyss, tired as hell, hasn't slept in days from carrying the whole music industry : ..yeah, let's go with that

Minho: I would walk through fire for my members

Chan, raising his eyebrow: really???

Minho: well not- FIRE, because it's dangerous

Minho: but like a super humid room

Minho: BUT not too humid, because my hair

Minho, looking at chan's hair: but you'd be able to do it though, since you're balding and all

Chan:

Chan, nodding in agreement: honestly-

Changbin: FIGHT ME

Hyunjin: Unfortunately, I have a rule against battling SMOLL children

Seungmin, attacking changbin with a knife: I don't.

Changbin and Seungmin texting

Seungmin: Hey, do you know how to make an idiot feel nervous?

Changbin: No. How?

Changbin: Well???

Changbin: I'm waiting??!

Changbin: Why aren't you answering?!!!!

Felix: Hey, what's up?

Jisung: The sky

Felix: ..lol no I meant like what are you doing

Jisung: oh. Minho.

Felix:

Felix, highfiving Jisung: niceee

Changbin: Sorry, I have a boyfriend

Hyunjin: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number.

Changbin, blushing: o-oh

Felix: *attacks Hyunjin* BITCH ISTG STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN-

Jeongin: Words can't describe how beautiful you are

Hyunjin, blushing: awww~

Jeongin: but numbers can

Jeongin: 1/10

Jeongin: so so ugleh

Midnight thoughts by Yongbok and Peter

Felix: Was Barry white?

Jisung: Was Marvin gay?

Felix: Was Cilla black?

Jisung: Sure makes Stevie wonder...

Bang Chan:IT'S 2 AM FFS GO TO BED

Felix: Does Chan bang?

Jisung: Who does Chan bang?

Chan:...I'm moving out-

Minsung on a first date

Jisung: so what's your fav colour?

Minho, unimpressed: srsly? Don't ask me dumb questions

Jisung: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.

Minho:

Minho: Pink. My fav colour is pink-

Hyunjin: Did it hurt?

Seungmin: Did what hurt?

Hyunjin: When you fell from heaven

Seungmin: I dug my way up from hell.

Hyunjin, awkward: oh.

Felix: ...that makes so much sense-

Hyunjin: *sneezes*

Hyunjin, looking in the mirror: I'd say god bless you, but it looks like he already did *winks*

Felix: what the-

Jisung: I grew up without a father, so I was wondering if you could be my daddy~ *wiggles eyebrows*

Minho: *chokes*

Chan, walking in: I'm right here Jisung

Jisung, wide eyed: p-papa??

Seungmin: Ya'll have daddy issues