I Need A Whole Separate Series About What The Fuck It Is Cross Guild Is Getting Up Too. Just A Day In

I need a whole separate series about what the fuck it is cross guild is getting up too. Just a day in the life working for cross guild. with the exact same tone as the most ridiculous episodes of undercover boss.

Because I need to know what the hell is going on over on circus island.

Crazy that luffy saw two kids that the world hated just for being alive and offered them love that gave them some kind of healing.

Crazy that Robin saying that the world wanted her dead for no sin of her own most have reminded him of Ace, judged and found wanting for the crime of being born.

I think it would be funny if there was a version where at some point before they got together when they were still stupidly pining for each other across the oceans

Shanks somehow got it into his head that Mihawk had to be a virgin (you know giving his general disposition) and was low key very exited and to be his first time.

His insane sex talk lets this assumption slip when they final get their shit together and Mihawk fully pauses and is like “you think I’m a virgin? Look at me. I fuck”

And shanks staring at a disheveled red in the face Mihawk has to agree. On principle alone

He the type of dude to hear the call of a strange foreign object and answer it

Megumi fushiguro 🤝 roronoa zoro

Refers to their insanely powerful care takers/fatherly figure solely as “that guy”

Reading egghead and we leave while the strawhats are fighting for their lives the seraphim unbearable come back it’s all wrapped up they all good now I’ve never been more confused in my life 😭😭

I reeead so may chapters like I couldn’t possibly have mistakenly skipped the whole fight but lo and behold Oda just said “ain’t nobody trying to draw all that” and hit fast forward 😭😭