I Didn't Have "i'm Broken" Teenage Asexual Angst I Had "i'm Literally Being The Only Reasonable One About

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

my ancestors protected other people during the long night hours and now i have to suffer every morning thanks a lot ancestor.

D&D game mode concept: monkey's paw D&D

note: not an item but a gameplay concept instead of a d20, roll with a d100 obviously rolling a 1 is a critical miss but a perfect roll is a 50 roll anything ABOVE 50 and you risk suffering from success lets use an example say you want to knock a guard out rolling a 0 would miss the guard causing you to fall over and get caught instantly rolling a 50 would be a perfect knockout rolling a 100 would cause the guard's skull to explode covering you in blood, which is both incriminating and makes walking slippery. Etc etc sometimes you WANT to roll higher than 50 for additional bonuses like in this scenario, rolling a 60 for example would knock out the guard AND the metal on his helmet would bend in a way that covers his eyes, causing the guard to be out of your hair for quite a while But be careful: the more "successful" you are, the more it will successfully backfire. I also accept calling this D&D: task failed successfully edition.

man, i want to talk about deep and intricate topics but people on the internet have this awful habit of assuming i don't know something just becasue i don't specifically mention it. so then i make an entire thesis addressing as much as i can and no one reads it becasue it is too long. u ghghghhhhh

i want susie's belt

I want you all to know that i am the one person who is the most qualified to have raymond animal crossing on my island because we share the same birthday