Ferid: Now Watch Me Whip *sends Guren Flying*

Ferid: now watch me whip *sends Guren flying*

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

Another head canon! But make it a family one!

The rest of the Eckarts at some point start to be really enthralled by Penelope’s hair because all of them have straight hair, and hers is fricking magenta and curly and it looks as soft as a cloud.

Yvonne is always like- ‘can I play with your hair’ ‘can I touch your hair’ it’s so fluffy and she can’t get enough- and always does small braids or just puts little flowers here and there. Penny lets her because Yvonne asks her first, and she’s soft for her sister.

Reynold plays with Penny’s hair mostly to annoy her. She has some small curls, and he definitively stretches them and lets them go watching the curly hair strand bounce, or just randomly takes a few strands and throws them in the air while saying ‘weee’ (he does this with Yvonne too). He definitively enjoys the soft feeling of her hair, but wouldn’t admit it out loud. She ends up smacking his hand away telling him to knock it off, and from there the two start bickering.

Derrick doesn’t really play with her hair like the other two do- but he sometimes pats her head. She just goes like ‘I’m not a child- why are you patting my head’ but doesn’t smack his hand away like she does with Reynold.

Even the duke pats and rubs her head from time to time but she doesn’t complain about him.

(Reminder that in my head canons the rest of the Eckharts aren’t shitty and that Yvonne isn’t possessed)

YOU hate JK Rowling!

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

Yvonne: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision.

Reynold: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!

Yvonne: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!

Derrick: Please, turn off my fucking life support.