Kitkat404 - Hopelessly Optimistic

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First Cairo and now Riley headcanons? I see you

Riley’s parents are away so often, she has often claimed she would forget what they look like if not for the few pictures of them in her house

Riley had to learn how to answer the door and properly accept deliveries from a very young age, and many postal people were very surprised (and a little concerned) to be greeted by an incredibly polite nine year old

Riley and Cairo do the classic climbing through each other’s windows instead of using doors like normal people

Riley never really put a definite label on her sexuality, she knows she’s had crushes on guys but she also knows that she really likes Cairo

Most definitely had a crush on Eva, something Kate is very aware of, and absolutely hates

Riley has a hard time interacting with other people besides Cairo because she never learned the basics of socializing from being stuck in a house by herself for so long

Sorry most of these are kinda sad, it’s what I think of when I think about her

I felt this

no punchline. bug

Noooooooo I don’t like seafood

That moment when you have to convince your girlfriend to not boil themself while taking a bath:

@sleepdeprivedcracker

I don’t want to date a lobster, stop it

That moment when you have to convince your girlfriend to not boil themself while taking a bath:

@sleepdeprivedcracker

I’m glad that Mrs. Greene doesn’t have a lot of lines in the soundtrack, because every time that woman opens her mouth, I want her to close it again if only to stem the constant stream of ignorance and bigotry.

Just a disclaimer: I have nothing against Courtenay Collins, I think she’s a wonderful actress and I applaud her for being able to portray a character that I can loathe so deeply while also being an awesome person.

Thank you?????

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First Cairo and now Riley headcanons? I see you

Riley’s parents are away so often, she has often claimed she would forget what they look like if not for the few pictures of them in her house

Riley had to learn how to answer the door and properly accept deliveries from a very young age, and many postal people were very surprised (and a little concerned) to be greeted by an incredibly polite nine year old

Riley and Cairo do the classic climbing through each other’s windows instead of using doors like normal people

Riley never really put a definite label on her sexuality, she knows she’s had crushes on guys but she also knows that she really likes Cairo

Most definitely had a crush on Eva, something Kate is very aware of, and absolutely hates

Riley has a hard time interacting with other people besides Cairo because she never learned the basics of socializing from being stuck in a house by herself for so long

Sorry most of these are kinda sad, it’s what I think of when I think about her