The Outbursts Of Everett True Was A Comic Strip That Ran In Papers From 1905 To 1927, Wherein The Aforementioned

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Well damn good thing it’s Sunday

Summary:

“I wouldn’t, if I were you.”

She glances as the blonde then back down at the candy a few times before it clicks.

“Oh…”

“Yeah.”

OR

They get high on a roof. That’s it, that’s the plot.

Happy 4/20 folks

Angie: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Peggy: Angie, what did you think a tiger shark was?

academic self-regulation explained

Modern Fantasy: Pets!

Tiny pet dragons that are the size of dachshund and corgi’s being lead on little leashes. 

Alternatively bigger dragons the size of malamutes and pit bulls pulling the lead of their owner because they smelled some hotdogs from a pop-up stand. 

Strange cross bred animals with fantastical  elements. (i.e A wolf and bird hybrid having large wings, a cat and fairy hybrid)

Parrots who are completely sentient and act as a familiar to witches by choice. They can be very helpful but, also pretty snarky at the same time. 

Cat familiars who have amazing patterns that match their witch/wizard owners deviation in magic. (Crystal witches who have cat familiars have crystals growing on their back.)

Cerebus like dogs who are different breeds or are a mix of different breeds. Imagine a tiny chihuahua cerebus who is fiercely protective but, they just so tiny. 

 OWL+CAT=OWL CAT. Observant, pretty  yet goofy creatures that can fly. 

Pet shops that have multiple floors where specific pets could be found. Larger ones on the bottom floor while smaller pets can be found on higher floors.