kiwidragons - Questionable
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kiwidragons
4 months ago
1: i'm listening to a podcast that could be summed up as whimpering british man and disembodied voice with anger issues raise a baby together
2: SLDHDJSG real
full house
anyway is that just the good omens book
1: They've already lost the baby come on guys
Disembodied voice: there's a chair... with wheels, for some reason....
British man: a wheelchair??
Disembodied voice: .... yeah i guess
British man and disembodied voice are doing a gay little ritual to get their baby back
THEY TRADED THE BABY FOR A SEVERED HEAD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM

ARTHUR. ARTHUR WAKE UP. ARTHUR WE HAVE TO HIDE THE BODY ARTHUR.

THERE'S NO CHEESE AND CRACKERS IN PRISON, ARTHUR
Disembodied voice: arthur during the month that you've been comatose, I've had a lot of time to self-reflect and really dive deep into my emotions and the rash actions that resulted from my out of control emotions. I spent some time working on my anger issues and I believe I can face our problems with a more level-headed approach.

Arthur: you left behind the severed head? 🥺🥺🥺

Disembodied voice: SHUT TF UP ABOUT THAT STUPID SEVERED HEAD YOU KNOW I FING HATE THAT THING I LEFT IT TO DROWN IT HAS NO PLACE IN OUR MARRIAGE
Arthur: well i guess we go.... here next!
Voice: or. we stop and buy a gun
Arthur:
Voice: arthur please 🥺
Arthur:
Voice: please? pleek?

hello malevolent podcast fandom. i have listened to the first 6 episodes.


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kiwidragons
4 months ago

rip sand dan glokta you wouldve loved elevators


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kiwidragons
4 months ago

looking for timothy stoker inspiration

Looking For Timothy Stoker Inspiration

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kiwidragons
4 months ago

arthur to himself: am i a good person? i know i have made mistakes ? but i am just human i am doing my best

his best:

Arthur To Himself: Am I A Good Person? I Know I Have Made Mistakes ? But I Am Just Human I Am Doing My
Arthur To Himself: Am I A Good Person? I Know I Have Made Mistakes ? But I Am Just Human I Am Doing My
Arthur To Himself: Am I A Good Person? I Know I Have Made Mistakes ? But I Am Just Human I Am Doing My

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kiwidragons
4 months ago

Old HMMS,IGI concept art and loglines

Old HMMS,IGI Concept Art And Loglines

And there is my bunch of concept art for "Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!" I love making funny cartoons (gonna share them soon???) and i have many ideas for a loooot of songs 🤪 And Will? He is a DREAM for an animator, the way he uses his voice is incredible and he is so expressive and it's hard to resist from imagining a cool amv with fav characters or Will himself. So i have one in my mind too!

Old HMMS,IGI Concept Art And Loglines

I imagine something between looney-tunes stuff, EDGY FACES 😺🙏 (cartoonish and ironic level of edgy) anddd some psychologically-grotesqually-timburtonly serious scenes what brings the story into this piece! Prob imagining him digging into unknown grave, but he never reaches the coffin there, so he digs down and down and becoming more and more obsessed and insane..... + Some flashbacks about his past life + all that serious stuff that lies beneath the cartoonishness about addictions and social degradation ☠️ + in the end he finds a coffin and surprise surprise its his own ⚰️

Sorry for my silly speaking! English is not my mother language + i just dont see much sense in being very serious about non existing animation

Anyway! So this one is like an one big metaphor on self destruction..? You know diggin your own grave and stuff

Old HMMS,IGI Concept Art And Loglines

This piece is for that dramatic part near the end of the song. I imagine endless space filled with empty glasses pills and uhhh other terrible things. The character (Which is sorta like Will's songsona for this concrete song, based on WW's appearance AND lirycs of the song for his character and story)

Also there is a scene in the end when he gets absolutely nuts so he digs dirt with his fingers..... Imagine the long long tunnel above him and when i mean long i mean looney tunes level of exaggeration

Old HMMS,IGI Concept Art And Loglines
Old HMMS,IGI Concept Art And Loglines

Oh there is a lot of world plays I'm not sure i can translate 0.o.... these are pretty old !!! Explanation for left bottom corner its a joke based on lines about blind pickpocket

That's all!!!! Sorry for longread


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kiwidragons
4 months ago
Making A Collection
Making A Collection
Making A Collection
Making A Collection
Making A Collection
Making A Collection
Making A Collection
Making A Collection
Making A Collection

making a collection


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kiwidragons
4 months ago
Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5

hotd textposts part 5

Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5
Hotd Textposts Part 5

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kiwidragons
4 months ago

Arthur Lester's best tips to survive the horrors:

Arson

Rock. Just really go to town on a monster with a rock

Make a fragment of an elder god love you so much he won't let you die

Remember that to be human is to make mistakes. Sometimes that mistake is murder

Randomly but earnestly call people "good boy." Especially effective against those who want to kill you


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kiwidragons
4 months ago

special skills of tma fans include

recite leitner rant

know the outro by heart including the name of the license

making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r

dig


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kiwidragons
4 months ago

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay


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kiwidragons
4 months ago

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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kiwidragons
4 months ago
Read Rote They Said. Itll Be Fun They Said.

read rote they said. it’ll be fun they said.


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kiwidragons
4 months ago
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kiwidragons
4 months ago

divorcity win colin becher from the magnus archives likes men and is multiple times divorced!!!


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kiwidragons
5 months ago

Bought a potion claiming to divide my immortal soul into good and evil so I may finally be free of all that plagues me but it actually just gave a face to all of my worst impulses. I can't believe companies can get away with such blatant false advertising what a fucking rip off🙄


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kiwidragons
5 months ago

One of my favorite things about Arthur and John’s weird relationship is their refusal to properly delegate.

In quite literally every other shared-body story in the history of mankind, working together in tandem with each other would be one of the very first things attempted.

Sure we have “ORTHUR, Jesus Christ orthur they’re dead. They’re all dead. FUCK orthur, it’s Thomas the Tank Engine. He’s staring at you orthur. There’s blood everywhere- WE NEED TO GO-“ etc etc, but that doesn’t count. They fail every single Quick Time event that crosses their path because sometimes John will deliver information, sometimes Arthur will make an action, and neither will happen at the same time.

They both act like they’re just standing very close to one another. They have the problem solving capabilities of two people losing a three legged race.

They are tasked with minding a lighthouse flame upon pain of mysterious and creepy monster-death and god forbid BOTH of them pitch in at the same time. Could you imagine either of them being that reasonable? Their hearts would give out under the strain.

Instead tweedlestupid with one hand and zero eyes minds the light while tweedlestupider with one hand and two eyes dedicates every sense available to the crusade of maintaining their back and forth pre/post/current divorce level bitching.

But even before that, the way they chose to tackle the feat of driving was as insane as it was hilarious. That’s when I knew they were incurable morons and deserved to be stitched together on the celestial plane for the rest of their arcane lives.

Tldr: You could merge the consciousness of any other two souls on this planet together and get a more immediately capable pair. That’s how you know they’re soulmates.


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kiwidragons
5 months ago

Arthur Lester's best tips to survive the horrors:

Arson

Rock. Just really go to town on a monster with a rock

Make a fragment of an elder god love you so much he won't let you die

Remember that to be human is to make mistakes. Sometimes that mistake is murder

Randomly but earnestly call people "good boy." Especially effective against those who want to kill you


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kiwidragons
5 months ago
kiwidragons
5 months ago
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears
The Fears

The Fears

Pixel art for The Magnus Archives :。・:*:・゚’★ please don’t repost or edit  。・:*:・゚’★ Available on redbubble and as cross stitch patterns on kofi!!


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kiwidragons
5 months ago

MAG160 and MAG161 SPOILERS

a flashback to the og crew celebrating jon’s birthday after… that… was FOUL.


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