So We All Agree That Most Of The Neighbourhood Assumes Crowley To Be One Of Mr Fells Many Many Hired

So we all agree that most of the neighbourhood assumes crowley to be one of Mr Fells many many hired 'companions'.

So then when Muriel (another supposed companion) seems to have taken over the bookshop everyone becomes concerned as to where Mr Fell is.

Then, when Crowley starts coming to the bookshop to help Muriel (Maggie and Nina forced him to after Muriel started selling books), everyone panics that these sex workers have scammed Mr Fell out of his beloved book shop.

But then, one day after seeing Crowley chide Muriel everyone becomes appalled at their previous assumptions because this is obviously a parent-child relationship

And someone else over hears Maggie and nina lamenting over Crowley and Azi separating

So then Mr Brown (a man who never quite understood why ever so sweet Mr Fell showed no interest in even thinking of the possibility of the two of them being together) happily starts saying that Mr Crowley and Mr Fell were married and obviously adopted Muriel. After all, if azi was a married man then Mr Brown can pretend in another life they could have been together, if only this thin dark Duke hadn't gotten there first.

Everyone else goes along with this in part to make Mr Brown feel better.

But wait- why has Mr Fell left then? Divorce? Has their child taken over the book shop to support her fathers during this rough patch? Did Mr Fell not sign a pre-nup and now this Mr Crowley bloke owns the bookshop?

"The bastard, how could he do such a thing to sweet old Mr Fell?" Thinks Mr Brown as he charges into the bookshop to give these people a piece of his mind.

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saw deadpool and wolverine and my god how much gay jokes and homoeroticism can you fit into one film buddy cause I think this broke the record

I'm writing a fic for Legend of Zelda and I adore adding little tidbits to how the races act!

E.g. bcs Hylians have long ears due to being blessed by Hylia I hc that they express a lot of emotion through them such as their ears twitching when their nervous or going red in embarrassment

A lot of the fic is abt Rito culture too & how flocks are guided by sacred winds but I kinda allude to the wind of the flock in Hyrule actually being from the Stormwind Ark that guides them back whenever there's a great evil that the Sage of Winds needs to be awoken for

(Here's the link to my fic here)

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I accept the headcanons that Eddie Brock is bisexual, but I refuse the headcanons that Venom is bi or has any sexuality, because that is a human concept and whatever the fuck Venom is transcends beyond our human understanding

He does nasty fuck Eddie though