kizoomtite - Give me poetry or death
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So We All Agree That Most Of The Neighbourhood Assumes Crowley To Be One Of Mr Fells Many Many Hired

So we all agree that most of the neighbourhood assumes crowley to be one of Mr Fells many many hired 'companions'.

So then when Muriel (another supposed companion) seems to have taken over the bookshop everyone becomes concerned as to where Mr Fell is.

Then, when Crowley starts coming to the bookshop to help Muriel (Maggie and Nina forced him to after Muriel started selling books), everyone panics that these sex workers have scammed Mr Fell out of his beloved book shop.

But then, one day after seeing Crowley chide Muriel everyone becomes appalled at their previous assumptions because this is obviously a parent-child relationship

And someone else over hears Maggie and nina lamenting over Crowley and Azi separating

So then Mr Brown (a man who never quite understood why ever so sweet Mr Fell showed no interest in even thinking of the possibility of the two of them being together) happily starts saying that Mr Crowley and Mr Fell were married and obviously adopted Muriel. After all, if azi was a married man then Mr Brown can pretend in another life they could have been together, if only this thin dark Duke hadn't gotten there first.

Everyone else goes along with this in part to make Mr Brown feel better.

But wait- why has Mr Fell left then? Divorce? Has their child taken over the book shop to support her fathers during this rough patch? Did Mr Fell not sign a pre-nup and now this Mr Crowley bloke owns the bookshop?

"The bastard, how could he do such a thing to sweet old Mr Fell?" Thinks Mr Brown as he charges into the bookshop to give these people a piece of his mind.

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7 months ago

Omg yeah I totally mean genetics based omg (hysterically laughing- I'm brown I promise 🙏),

Height wise too, the Gerudo are taller than Hylians but there's no scale to see which ones closer to humans height wise. Hair colour wise the Hylians would be closer since the Gerudo seem natural pink heads but then there's the whole only-female thing

But then again I think humans count as an invasive species and I'd argue the Gerudo are too because with their rounded ears in most games, they probably aren't native to Hyrule and with their physique they can probs out compete Hylian women, as crude as that sounds

Orodons such a weird exception to everything!! Like does Hylia specifically not like Orodon so didnt bless them?? What did they do to her???

1 year ago

If you ever think your humour is bad, know that in high school we spent an entire year just saying "rustle thy boughs" to anything and everything


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7 months ago

KINDA(???) DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE SPOILERS‼️⚠️

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whoever oiled him up, thank you for your service.

KINDA(???) DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE SPOILERS

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1 year ago

Me: I should enter some poetry competitions to make me stand out a little more

Also me: but I also could just not do that?

Sidenote, sooooo many poetry competition websites haven't updated that their competitions are over >:(

7 months ago

Omg there’s more coming 🤩🤩


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