No One In Their Right Mind Well Thankfully For You Im In My Wrong Mind

“No one in their right mind” well thankfully for you I’m in my wrong mind

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Inaccurate quotes for this fic specifically; https://archiveofourown.org/works/13980036/chapters/32186445

( Fuck me, you, and the military)

Al - Stop threatening and saying you hate the military! You ARE the military now!

Ed - I can hate both me AND the military thank you very much.

( Mechanic lesbians )

Ed - god this is gross…

Winry - oh please. It’s not like I’m sharing my wife with you

Ed - yeah well in that case, I’m not paying child support.

Winry - I’m not telling you to. I’m telling you to lend a hand, if you’re not even going to help what are you going to do?

Ed - I’ll be the uncle who teaches them swears and how to fuck with the military.

Winry - oh for fucks sake…

Ed, a stupid asshole - who’s ‘fuck’ and whys it for his sake?

( I’m an atheist, I say fist fighting God )

Ed - why the fuck would I believe in god?

Person, maybe a bit offended- why wouldn’t I?

Ed - no no, I said why would I believe in god, you can believe in Santa Claus if you want.

Ishvalan people mistaking Ed as a ghurayb - please come in! Be apart of our family

Ed, confused, flustered and probably thinking about running- uh, no? I’m not- no thanks?-

Ishvalan people - do you want a wife or three?

( RoyEd , ((MockCharm? RiotFire? BaitFire? I would say RebleFire but that’s taken) Bring back cool ship names)

Roy - *kisses Ed’s hand* my prince, I shall fight for you

* Trips and lands face first into the concrete *

Ed - I admire your skills but you don’t need to fight the whole earth for me bastard

Riza/Winry - you’re smiling, did something good happen?

Ed - can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Al - Roy tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Ed - I fell-

Roy - from heaven?

Ed - no, I fell d-

Roy- in love with me the moment you saw me

Ed- MY ARM IS BROKEN YOU DONKEY FACED CABAGE

Roy - ok but do you think I’m pretty?

(idfk, wobble de gong suckle my dong)

Ed - Everything hurts and I’m tired

Al - I wish we could block people in real life…

Riza - Restraining order

Ed - Murder

Roy - Fuck

Al - Language!

Winry - shit!

Al - Language!

Ed - Go Fuck yourself you piss eyed dick nip! You Rat ass (some vegetable in ishvalan) bitch!

Al - Language…

Maes (child filter) Hughes - who the frick frack, flip flap, tic tac, man?

Al - …

Al - what the fuck…

I just had a truly horrible realization. I was talking about the worldbuilding in fma with someone the other day, and they mistakenly said it took place during the Victorian era, or Amestris’s equivilant to it.

I, being a lover of fashion history as well as an insufferable pedant, corrected them by saying that both the year(s) it takes place in as well as many of the technological and cultural influences seen in the world are actually more in line with the subsequent, much shorter era known as the…

the Edwardian era.

God fucking dammit.

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock