How Did You Find Me

how did you find me

You were in my "Check out these blogs" so I checked...you......out. I sound like a creep. ANyway, I scrolled through your blog for the next 30 minutes. I thought you were wholesome, funny, and I wanted to see more of your content on my feed so I followed..you....I don't get out much.

If you're wondering what mysterious force compelled me check out your blog: you also have a traditionally drawn profile picture!

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I feel like I have that kind of face that'd stare back at you with this smug expression, from a pastel blue toilet bowl, it might have just been the water, after you've done a massive dump.

Then as horror tickles your left arm, the shackles of your knees yank you into the vent above. As you ascend, the room elongates and time slows. From the room you existed for what seemed like eternity, you are torn.

The light, that you now understand were Lay's Classic chips, ceases. In it's place was nothing, not the absence of something, just nothing. Despite how they always meant the same thing, they never did. How have you just now noticed? How have you just now made sense? It didn't matter. Nothing matters anymore, solely because, nothing is left.

Nothing except-

You jolt awake to the deafening silence. Ringing screams into your ears and blood races through your veins. You feel. For the first time in forever. You exist again. As you brain returns to reality, it slaps with the realization: it was all a dream.

But wait. what is this feeling? your bowel....it begs you...for relief

guess who gets to add Doritos Locos Tacos to "Things I Have Accidentlly Snorted List"

My roommate just gave me a plate of food and told me to eat. Little do they know a strand of their hair was on it. You know what that means. :]

This is Philip and he is my son. Today I gave him a blanket. He is very happy.