Me: Pointing At A Hospital That's Where I See Myself In The Future.Friend: As The Doctor Or Nurse?Me:
Me: Pointing at a hospital That's where I see myself in the future. Friend: As the doctor or nurse? Me: :) Friend: As a doctor or nurse....right?
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I feel like I have that kind of face that'd stare back at you with this smug expression, from a pastel blue toilet bowl, it might have just been the water, after you've done a massive dump.
Then as horror tickles your left arm, the shackles of your knees yank you into the vent above. As you ascend, the room elongates and time slows. From the room you existed for what seemed like eternity, you are torn.
The light, that you now understand were Lay's Classic chips, ceases. In it's place was nothing, not the absence of something, just nothing. Despite how they always meant the same thing, they never did. How have you just now noticed? How have you just now made sense? It didn't matter. Nothing matters anymore, solely because, nothing is left.
Nothing except-
You jolt awake to the deafening silence. Ringing screams into your ears and blood races through your veins. You feel. For the first time in forever. You exist again. As you brain returns to reality, it slaps with the realization: it was all a dream.
But wait. what is this feeling? your bowel....it begs you...for relief
I like your banner :) kitty cat
Awww, thank you! I drew it myself, but it was based off of the unfiltered cat in this video:
I feel like I should also mention I take a lot of inspiration from Crumb. I love her style and wholesome personality very much.
This is Philip and he is my son. Today I gave him a blanket. He is very happy.
Somebody one told me off for ingesting canine nutrition
They weren't my mom so I bit them
They were talking kind of loud, and it really made me mad
So I clenched my fists as a warning
Well, a cluster started forming and my ears had starting ringing
Fed up with this coward and they run away screaming
It didn't make sense just to stop at one
The bodies are there, but the souls are gone
So much to do, so much to clean
So what's wrong with doing a backflip
My neurocranium hits the floor (bo!ng)
My neurocranium is no more