Wlizard Would NEVER Harm Sqwizard. They May Be Tea Rivals, But They're Civil. And Maybe Secret Pals.

Wlizard would NEVER harm sqwizard. They may be tea rivals, but they're civil. And maybe secret pals. Who knows

OooOOo, I must ask....do-.....do I shmell......lore. Secret 'pals'.....perhaps they may be......wfriends?????

squidzards pretty much just make generic magic sound effects and just squid around. their diet is mainly of cheese and crackers(cause, you know, they’re fancy)

This is going to sound weird....but...would they perhaps make the :sparkles: sound?

I need someone to repeatedly hit with a text book and the intent to kill while Burn from Hamilton plays (on loop) from a obnoxiously loud volume until I pass out.

Job description:

Your payment is whatever I have in my wallet, actually just take whatever you want I wont stop you. (Except my coat, it's my comfort item, if you take it I will track you down and force you to ingest your favorite food to the point it makes your stomach churn, even then I will not cease until your demise.) There is a chance I'll have nothing of value, though, keep that in mind.

Book is provided, it's about four pounds. (If you need, I can show you how to properly swing it so you don't hurt yourself)

I'll probably pass out in a short amount of time, but I'm not sure, so the duration is undetermined.

Risks:

The music might hurt your ears too. I also might sing along (you can sing too) or scream which could damage your ear further.

you lucky bastard

the worried swquizard is uh. going to give you a glass of water. yeah that’ll help

takes glass of water

thank you my friend. I will never forget this. Y'know, this might sound crazy, but from the moment I first saw you, I knew we'd be friends, the best of. You changed me, and I wouldn't trade you for my anteater plush.

eats the glass

McDonalds gave me a four piece chicken nugget box with only three chicken nuggets. I feel betrayed.