You Lucky Bastard

you lucky bastard

Wlizard would NEVER harm sqwizard. They may be tea rivals, but they're civil. And maybe secret pals. Who knows

OooOOo, I must ask....do-.....do I shmell......lore. Secret 'pals'.....perhaps they may be......wfriends?????

I am xylophile. Gibe me all your wood.

I need someone to repeatedly hit with a text book and the intent to kill while Burn from Hamilton plays (on loop) from a obnoxiously loud volume until I pass out.

Job description:

Your payment is whatever I have in my wallet, actually just take whatever you want I wont stop you. (Except my coat, it's my comfort item, if you take it I will track you down and force you to ingest your favorite food to the point it makes your stomach churn, even then I will not cease until your demise.) There is a chance I'll have nothing of value, though, keep that in mind.

Book is provided, it's about four pounds. (If you need, I can show you how to properly swing it so you don't hurt yourself)

I'll probably pass out in a short amount of time, but I'm not sure, so the duration is undetermined.

Risks:

The music might hurt your ears too. I also might sing along (you can sing too) or scream which could damage your ear further.

get hooked and suffocated you greasy water loving no-leggers

Nononono dont worry they just argue over tea theyre tea rivals

OH, that's good!

But still, take this as a warning to what I would do if Swquizards were ever injurd.

limps toward Swquizard for a high five

Love ya bud.