GUESS WHO JUST FINISH THEIR RAMEN

GUESS WHO JUST FINISH THEIR RAMEN

ME

TAKE THAT JAPAN

you bloody tree breathing oxygen hugger four eyed two limbed still living sack of bones, you

wait till get a job as your cook and add caffeine to everything i feed you so you slowly succumb to the awareness that your life is truly meaningless if not used to your own desires.

little bitch, we're all driven by selfishness whether direct or indirect. do the shit you wanna do, yolo. the worst thing they can do is take everything from you. but what if you have nothing? what if you don't care? now that's a hell of a power move. like, you want my money? I'm broke lol. my family? i haven't talked to them in years. my computer? imma go to libraries and talk shit on the free community desktops. my freedom? fuck you my mind is the greatest prison there ever was you got nothing on it. my life? fool that's the only thing that's keeping me. once i'm gone you can't do shit to me.

but wait, there's more~ by taking my life you immortalize me into your soul, we become one as the memory of me will live rent free in the hell you've made your mind. so kill me. kill me and be crushed by just another burden of this world

i mustn't scream

i mustn't scream

i mustn't scream

what the ever-loving CHUG is this

that wasn't a scream, that was a yell.

chainsaws and screams in the distance

Oh, so they get to scream just because some idiot is chasing them with a chainsaw? The world is filled with entitled Dixie Cups.

Y'know, life would be way easier if we were all lawn mooers

Darling take a look at me, I- okay, you can stop now. stop looking at me. please, my blood pressure is skyrocketing and my head is pounding. I'm feeling a bit ill. stop. I'll sneeze into your laundry.

strains uncooked skin into the shape of an up side down turtle shell

bay haby, how are you toing donight?

.̴̨͖̼̙̳̰̞̪͎͇̤͋̐͆̉̚͜͝ͅ.̸͓̯̭̞͇̉̂̄͊̎̂̽̀̅̊͝.̸̧͋̎̈̌̑͊.̷͈̥͙̫̟̠̼̖̝̦̤̟̲͈̓̆̐͆̍̅̓͋̅̇͂̌̚̕.̵̨̰͎̮̘͔̳͕̱͉̰̯́͋ͅ.̷̢̯͚̬̦̟͓͊.̵̡̲̺̺̦̲̬̤̼̠̦̜̑̓̿̑̊́̂͝.̷̧̡̗̜̮̙̿.̶̛̺͋̓͂͗͒̔̓̿̎̉̕͝.̴̨̡͔̬̩̙̼͍̘̤̣̖͒͊̀̉͂̄̕̕͝͝.̶̡͎̗̲̹͉̣̇͆͊͛͒͋̅̐̏͑̈́͠͝͝.̷̨͍̭̪̲̯̹̱̫̘̫̮̥̆.̴̨̟͍̝̗̝̘̭̭̝̈́̅͋̄͛̏̌͂͋̎̔̋̀͛͘ͅ.̸̫́͑́̐̈́̃̇͒̋͐͊.̸̩̖̼̉́̔̂̀͂͜.̷̛̖̤͔̳̦̮̏́͊̈̔͐̒̎̿̕͘ͅ

ohh? no one's stolen you for the night? huh, must be the moonlight

'̷̡̫̥̙̟̤͓̣͎̥̼͎͔̿͗̅̄͘͠.̴̼̮̲̖̹͙̲̠̳̳͕̺̰̰̇̓̎̇͛̓̃͛̏̽̀̚͝ͅ;̶̞̜͕̅͌̽̃̾͘'̷̧͙̭̺̗̺̌̿̓̃̆/̵̡̛̮͎͊͊.̸̡̢̛̯̯͖̤̹̺̹̱̮̝̌̏̕;̸̢̨̨̧̭̹͎̟͇͇̼̖͚͍̉̆͗̋͠'̷̨̒̍́̓̇̆̂͛̈͐͆͆̃͘͝/̵̧̨̠̘̗̤̺̫̣͎̟̬̱̓̿͜͜.̶̧͙̳̊̂̓͆̓͗̇'̵̡͍͕̻̻̠̹͎͔̈̂̂́͂ͅ;̸̡̣͖͙͎̰̮͙͖͓̳̼͇͑̒̎̍͊̍̐̄̕͠͝/̷̝̞̱̤̯̲̭̮̗͙̠̩̈́̆̈̄̓͋͋̓̿͝͠ͅ.̷̨̬̬̜̗̹̳̫̫̫͋͋́̂̿͗͛̀̌͛̿̆̂̈́ͅ

what?? no, no, no, haby, i didn't mean it like that. i meant is that, haby your skin so clear people see right through you.

'̷̧̻͎̫̩̘̥̣̟͈̼͓̐͗̊̌̾ͅ;̸̹̘͓̟̙͕͔̙̠̠͔̝͈͒́̆̈̈̂́̂̈̈́͐̐̃͝[̵̰͎̈̈͘]̵̧̮̩͉͙̥̭̯͊́̿͌̓̂͠͠ͅ'̶͖̫̱͍̩͇͓̩̙̯̈̊̽;̸̨̬̼̬̯̱̰̮̻̬͉͔͖̩̫̓̌̔̐̈̾̏͋͠͝]̷̹͐͛̓͘͠͝[̷̛͖̯̣̙͔̪̍̀'̵͇̺̼̃̋̅͌̒̂͂͛͗;̶̼̣͖̱̖̱̅̈͛̾̇̓̂͑̅͘]̶̜̰̏̍̽̍̾̈́͛[̶̨̢̡͔̫̣̗̭͈̰̗͙̜͌̚ͅ'̵̧̡̡̟̳̘̮̯̰̰̫̂͌̒͑̆̅̕͜͝'̴̟͌

haby don't say that, you're the most gorgeous shade ivory.

]̴̝̪̂̃̿̑͗̓͌̈́͆̕͝͝[̷̙͕͔͔̱͒ͅ-̸̨͉̠̮̳͇͖̣̝͓̃̇̄͘͜]̸̢̰͈͍̤̝̭̋̍̍̐̎͑̈́̋̀̚͝=̷̤̑̕-̶̢͙̖͙̖̳̈́́ͅ]̵̡̺̭͍͇͔͉̮͖̬̱͉͇̗́̀̈́̀̆̕͘[̸̨͉̖̥͚͙̥̝̬̬͇͖͂̋̆̄̀͗͗̉̆̓̽̈͆͘͘ͅͅ]̷̢͙̘̖͉̟̩͍̖̭͖̻̐̔͐͂́̌͛͒̍́͒̿̾͜`̸͓̈́͐̂͌̂̂̆̆̀̚͘̚͝=̷̡̛͓͕̦̥͔͇̩̱̘̀[̷̠̈̑̎͊̃̆̓̚]̷̡̩̱̤̥̗̩̲̦̰̺̮̓͆;̴̜̃̈́́̌̏

nah haby, they more solid than dimonds. they more calcium than milk.