Y'know, Life Would Be Way Easier If We Were All Lawn Mooers

Y'know, life would be way easier if we were all lawn mooers

strains uncooked skin into the shape of an up side down turtle shell

bay haby, how are you toing donight?

.̴̨͖̼̙̳̰̞̪͎͇̤͋̐͆̉̚͜͝ͅ.̸͓̯̭̞͇̉̂̄͊̎̂̽̀̅̊͝.̸̧͋̎̈̌̑͊.̷͈̥͙̫̟̠̼̖̝̦̤̟̲͈̓̆̐͆̍̅̓͋̅̇͂̌̚̕.̵̨̰͎̮̘͔̳͕̱͉̰̯́͋ͅ.̷̢̯͚̬̦̟͓͊.̵̡̲̺̺̦̲̬̤̼̠̦̜̑̓̿̑̊́̂͝.̷̧̡̗̜̮̙̿.̶̛̺͋̓͂͗͒̔̓̿̎̉̕͝.̴̨̡͔̬̩̙̼͍̘̤̣̖͒͊̀̉͂̄̕̕͝͝.̶̡͎̗̲̹͉̣̇͆͊͛͒͋̅̐̏͑̈́͠͝͝.̷̨͍̭̪̲̯̹̱̫̘̫̮̥̆.̴̨̟͍̝̗̝̘̭̭̝̈́̅͋̄͛̏̌͂͋̎̔̋̀͛͘ͅ.̸̫́͑́̐̈́̃̇͒̋͐͊.̸̩̖̼̉́̔̂̀͂͜.̷̛̖̤͔̳̦̮̏́͊̈̔͐̒̎̿̕͘ͅ

ohh? no one's stolen you for the night? huh, must be the moonlight

'̷̡̫̥̙̟̤͓̣͎̥̼͎͔̿͗̅̄͘͠.̴̼̮̲̖̹͙̲̠̳̳͕̺̰̰̇̓̎̇͛̓̃͛̏̽̀̚͝ͅ;̶̞̜͕̅͌̽̃̾͘'̷̧͙̭̺̗̺̌̿̓̃̆/̵̡̛̮͎͊͊.̸̡̢̛̯̯͖̤̹̺̹̱̮̝̌̏̕;̸̢̨̨̧̭̹͎̟͇͇̼̖͚͍̉̆͗̋͠'̷̨̒̍́̓̇̆̂͛̈͐͆͆̃͘͝/̵̧̨̠̘̗̤̺̫̣͎̟̬̱̓̿͜͜.̶̧͙̳̊̂̓͆̓͗̇'̵̡͍͕̻̻̠̹͎͔̈̂̂́͂ͅ;̸̡̣͖͙͎̰̮͙͖͓̳̼͇͑̒̎̍͊̍̐̄̕͠͝/̷̝̞̱̤̯̲̭̮̗͙̠̩̈́̆̈̄̓͋͋̓̿͝͠ͅ.̷̨̬̬̜̗̹̳̫̫̫͋͋́̂̿͗͛̀̌͛̿̆̂̈́ͅ

what?? no, no, no, haby, i didn't mean it like that. i meant is that, haby your skin so clear people see right through you.

'̷̧̻͎̫̩̘̥̣̟͈̼͓̐͗̊̌̾ͅ;̸̹̘͓̟̙͕͔̙̠̠͔̝͈͒́̆̈̈̂́̂̈̈́͐̐̃͝[̵̰͎̈̈͘]̵̧̮̩͉͙̥̭̯͊́̿͌̓̂͠͠ͅ'̶͖̫̱͍̩͇͓̩̙̯̈̊̽;̸̨̬̼̬̯̱̰̮̻̬͉͔͖̩̫̓̌̔̐̈̾̏͋͠͝]̷̹͐͛̓͘͠͝[̷̛͖̯̣̙͔̪̍̀'̵͇̺̼̃̋̅͌̒̂͂͛͗;̶̼̣͖̱̖̱̅̈͛̾̇̓̂͑̅͘]̶̜̰̏̍̽̍̾̈́͛[̶̨̢̡͔̫̣̗̭͈̰̗͙̜͌̚ͅ'̵̧̡̡̟̳̘̮̯̰̰̫̂͌̒͑̆̅̕͜͝'̴̟͌

haby don't say that, you're the most gorgeous shade ivory.

]̴̝̪̂̃̿̑͗̓͌̈́͆̕͝͝[̷̙͕͔͔̱͒ͅ-̸̨͉̠̮̳͇͖̣̝͓̃̇̄͘͜]̸̢̰͈͍̤̝̭̋̍̍̐̎͑̈́̋̀̚͝=̷̤̑̕-̶̢͙̖͙̖̳̈́́ͅ]̵̡̺̭͍͇͔͉̮͖̬̱͉͇̗́̀̈́̀̆̕͘[̸̨͉̖̥͚͙̥̝̬̬͇͖͂̋̆̄̀͗͗̉̆̓̽̈͆͘͘ͅͅ]̷̢͙̘̖͉̟̩͍̖̭͖̻̐̔͐͂́̌͛͒̍́͒̿̾͜`̸͓̈́͐̂͌̂̂̆̆̀̚͘̚͝=̷̡̛͓͕̦̥͔͇̩̱̘̀[̷̠̈̑̎͊̃̆̓̚]̷̡̩̱̤̥̗̩̲̦̰̺̮̓͆;̴̜̃̈́́̌̏

nah haby, they more solid than dimonds. they more calcium than milk.

i mustn't scream

i mustn't scream

i mustn't scream

what the ever-loving CHUG is this

that wasn't a scream, that was a yell.

chainsaws and screams in the distance

Oh, so they get to scream just because some idiot is chasing them with a chainsaw? The world is filled with entitled Dixie Cups.

snaking on the 3d printer crumbs

t-24 hours

i really want to finish this ramen, but i think i'm about to vomit

okay