I.

I.

WEAR.

WEIRDASS.

SOCKS.

I WEAR WEIRDASS SOCKS.

say it with me now

I WEAR WEIRDASS SOCKS

YO

heheheeeeeeee

I'm on the strict diet, via my own will, of chaos and phobias.

*CHOMP*

*CHOM-

OUWWnCH! What the hell?! Another cardboard cut out of Jesus Christ? What's wrong with these fetuses

Darling take a look at me, I- okay, you can stop now. stop looking at me. please, my blood pressure is skyrocketing and my head is pounding. I'm feeling a bit ill. stop. I'll sneeze into your laundry.

ramen for the win

Correct, rainbow star 4 u

something about your posts is just so interesting. I thought I’d Never see the words “I’ll sneeze in your laundry” but here I am, and I am not complaining whatsoever. I love it

I'm going to break into your house and meticulously scrape food waste your silverware and dishes. <3