Ares: If You Bite It And You Die, Its Poisonous. If It Bites You And You Die, Its Venomous.

Ares: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Hephaestus : What if it bites me and it dies!?

Hades: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Hephaestus , learn to listen.

Apollo: What if it bites itself and I die?

Poseidon: That’s voodoo.

Zeus: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Hephaestus: That’s correlation, not causation.

Poisodeon: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Apollo: That’s kinky.

Ares: Oh my God.

Ummm byee

Ares: I CAN'T DO IT!

Hephaestus, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Ares: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Athena: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Ares:

Ares: I appreciate it,

Ares: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Apollo: Ares-

Ares: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Hera: Ares we gotta-

Ares: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Ares: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Ares, motioning to Zeus: NOT FUCKING THIS

How does everyone have the patience to CAPITALISE EVERY SINGLE LETTER LIKE THIS?! Like u lot are saints I swear

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COSTUME DESIGN IN TV & FILM  — VILLAINS

102 DALMATIANS (2000) Clenn Glose as Cruella de Vil | Costume design by Anthony Powell THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) Heath Ledger as Joker | Costume design by Lindy Hemming CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER | 满城尽带黄金甲 (2006) 周潤發 as 大王 | Costume design by Jessie Dai & 奚仲文  VAN HELSING (2004) Elena Anaya as Aleera | Costume design by Gabriella Pescucci & Carlo Poggioli THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR (2016) Emily Blunt as Queen Freya | Costume design by Colleen Atwood ENCHANTED (2007) Susan Sarandon as Queen Narissa | Costume design by Mona May CINDERELLA (2015) Cate Blanchett as Lady Tremaine | Costume design by Sandy Powell SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN (2012) Charlize Theron as Queen Ravenna | Costume design by Colleen Atwood MALEFICENT: MISTRESS OF EVIL (2019) Michelle Pfeiffer as Queen Ingrith | Costume design by Ellen Mirojnick BATMAN & ROBIN (1997) Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy | Costume design by Ingrid Ferrin & Robert Turturice