Kunkiikol - KunkiiKol

i like fr/uk bc francis is far too beautiful and smart and charming, that man is too powerful and needs to be nerfed, and giving him a crush on arthur is literally the most embarrassing thing i can think of

Things Dr. Ink Is Not Allowed In The Foundation, by Dr. Dream (Rule 50-100)

Yes, I know you love surprise birthday parties, but maybe refrain yourself from holding those for your highly-paranoid and trigger-happy coworkers. I won't pay the fee for your medical care next time.

(Still, thank you. Thank you so much. I didn't know that someone still remembers.

(But how did you even find out I love banana cake? Have you been stalking me again, Ink?))

None of the SCPs is your 'blorbo' or your 'evil little meow meow'. What does that even mean?

Stop drugging people you don't like and dragging them through the Site's hallways.

No, Ink, they're not your 'baby ducklings'. Let them go before I cut your salary again.

Prank wars are no longer allowed in the Foundation. Looking at you, Dr. Killer.

What are you eating? Is that crayon?! Stop! Don't eat even faster! Spit it out SPIT IT OUT-

Stop tackling 'Your Royal Unholiness' at the end of the sentence every time you talk to SCP-99.

Telling everyone SCP-99 is just a normal emo teenager who just enters his chunibyo phase is not as funny as you think.

Okay, maybe it is a little funny.

That isn't permission to continue, Dr. Ink.

D-Personals are the Foundation's resources, not your personal plaything. Stop dragging them into your crazy schemes.

And don't even think of blaming them for your reckless ideas. We both know it was your fault.

I'm being serious, Dr. Ink. The ones you terrorizes last month haven't recovered yet. I've never seen someone who flees so fast at the sight of a paintbrush.

Don't even think of touching a D-Personal outside of testing, period.

Stop messing with your therapist. They're here to help you, not become your entertainment.

And don't you even think of traumatizing them again. Driving your therapist to therapy is not something to be proud of.

Dr. Ink and SCP-404 are not allowed to be in a room without an adult supervisor. They have been bad enough alone but somehow they become even worse alongside each other. Remember what they have done to the coffee maker?

I still have nightmares about that abomination of science.

And no, Dr. Sans is not an adult supervisor.

And neither is Agent Red.

That eldritch monstrosity is certainly not your 'baby', Dr. Ink, and yes, we must terminate it.

Pouting won't change anything.

Stop joking about 'pulling a Killer'. It isn't hilarious at all and scaring the higher-ups.

Stopping making bets on how long the new interns may live. At least wait until they sign the contract before terrorizing them.

And making Dr. Sans do it for you is also out of the question.

Yes, you and Agent Cross are clones of Dr. Sans. That doesn't mean you can start a war in the middle of the cafeteria, and certainly not because 'There can be only one'.

Stop trying to falsify SCP-1000's recordings to raise your salary. Or at least do better next time. I can still see your signature there, idiot.

We all know XGaster is a bastard, no need to paint it into my office's door. And why must you do it with silly strings?

Matchmaking SCPs is a terrible idea.

So is writing fanfictions about them. Especially if you leave them where everyone else can read.

Can you please update that Errormare slow burn, enemy to lover, heavy smut though?

Don't encourage them, Agent Blue.

Stop locking SCP-404 and Agent Cross inside a room to 'improve their relationship'. They hate each other's gut and we both know it.

Changing every single link in the Foundation's digital file into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ will only kickstart another manhunt for your head.

The same can be said with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpiB2wMc49g

Stop throwing a morning rite every time someone is sent to interview SCP-99.

And SCP-404, too.

":)" is not an appropriate response to "What have you done now, Ink?". 

I won't even ask how you manage to say it.

Stop using languages like 'twink', 'Tumblr sexy man', and 'stonk' in your paperwork. I'm tired of asking Agent Cross to translate it and watching him laugh himself to tears on the floor of my office.

Next time you try to 'fight the sun', please don't do it from the rooftop, lest you break your rib again.

Gender is an abstract concept and you cannot claim to have stolen them.

'In my defense, I was left unsupervised' may be a plausible excuse but even that won't save you from the higher-ups.

4chan is a terrible place to get advice.

So is Tumblr.

And Reddit.

And especially Twitter.

You know what? I'll give you your phone back. Please just stay the hell away from that dumpster fire.

Well, here it goes. After permission from @zu-is-here I am taking the grand undertaking of animating her animatic. This is only a small semblance of what is to come.

Thank you Zu for allowing me the pleasure of making this come to life.

Admittedly your style is quite tricky to replicate, but I'll try my best to stay true to the style

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