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The Faroe Islands are way better
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Fuck you you live on some tiny rock in the middle of nowhere
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So do you and also your mother is a whore
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What's it like not having independece
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Does anyone care about us
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Submission for @zucchiyeni ās dtiysā¼ļøā¼ļø
Bro ever since that last drawing I posted Iāve been having a style crisis ššš
(I was gonna give all of them different outfits to fit the whole idol au thing but I was too lazy to do so whoopsies)
SƔpmi and Norways relationship is quite complicated.
SƔpmi was the one to first discover him; a little boy, barefeet in the chilly wet tundra. Without hesistation he brought him into his lƔvvu, a traditional sami tent, where he clothed and fed him. SƔpmi is quite nostalgic about this time and will tell any unfortune soul with an ear to lend all the stories about young Norway.
"I could barely get any work done! He would sometimes wrap around my leg and simply refuse to let go, haha!"
However, eventually Scandinavia reached the northermost parts of the Norwegian territory and after a brief but violet confrontation SƔpmi would be forced to give up the young boy to the much larger and stronger Scandinavia. This was when Norway joined up with Denmark and Sweden. After this, SƔpmi would sometimes approach him when he was alone, making sure he was always well-fed and properly clothed, teaching him valuble lessons about nature and spiritualism. The influence of sƔmi shamanism together with norse mythology is one of the reasons why Norway can see and speak with spirits.
After having gained independence from Denmark in 1814, Norway finally had his own constitution. In this period of time, the young nation fixiated on creating a Norwegian identity due to technically being under Swedish control. He wanted true independence, but he knew this could only be achieved through establishing a strong Norwegian nationalism throughout the population. This is where he and SƔpmi would butt heads.
Norway hoped to integrate SƔpmi into modern society, leaving behind the "hedonistic" lifestyle that the SƔmi people lived. In his still immature mind, why would anyone choose living in a lƔvvu and the physically straining task of hoarding reindeer through the unforgiving tundra over a house, education and stable income? After SƔpmi outright refused, he saw no other choice than to reinstate a harsh policy to Norwegianize the SƔmi people by removing their culture, language and religious practices, sometimes by violent measures. This policy would last until the 1960s.
This is a part of Norwegian history that Norway regrets immensely today, and he has taken many measures in order to assist SƔpmi in rebuilding his people's culture and language... Now that he is more mature, he has realized that:
"In the land of Norway, there is space for all kinds of people and culture."
TOP 10 ANIMANGA ON FANFICTION.NET BASED ON NUMBER OF FANWORKS (1999-2022)
To make this bar chart race, all series titles in the Anime/Manga Section on November 29 (or the closest date to it) of every year were copy-pasted from Wayback Machine to Google Sheets, rearranged according to number of fanworks, and then inputted to Flourish to turn into a bar chart race.
In 1999-2001, FFN used AnimeĀ as a catch-all tag for all anime that didnāt have their own category yet before it was removed in 2002 onwards.
In 1999, fanfiction werenāt divided into sections like Anime/Manga, TV, Books, etc. yet. It was just a small list of mixed fandoms.
Originally, the fanfiction list was sorted alphabetically too, but was changed to number of fics at around early 2013.
By November 2013, FFN started abbreviating numbers above 1,000 to K, so exact numbers arenāt available for series with more than 1,000 fanfiction.
Thanks for understanding and hopefully I didnāt mess up anywhere! š
Edit: This bar chart is all made with the assumption that the numbers listed in section are correct. I canāt seem to get the same numbers for some for these series when I go to the specific seriesā page and filter everything to All thoughā¦ I donāt know if Iām missing something or notā¦
For example, currently, the anime/manga section says Naruto has 439k fics, but going to the Naruto page and filters, ratings and language to All, it says thereās only 413k fics. Thereās also 37.3k crossover fics, but adding would be equal to 450k ficsā¦ If anyone can clue me in on how FFN calculates these numbers, Iād be very grateful.š
Well, here it goes. After permission from @zu-is-here I am taking the grand undertaking of animating her animatic. This is only a small semblance of what is to come.
Thank you Zu for allowing me the pleasure of making this come to life.
Admittedly your style is quite tricky to replicate, but I'll try my best to stay true to the style
Dust: Don't go there
Killer: Why?
Dust: I saw a spider
Killer: Well did you kill it?
Dust: It has 8 arms and I only have 2. It's not fair
Iceland Headcanon Masterpost!
HallĆ³! It's time to update my Nordic 5 headcanons! I'm offering you this (way too long) master post of big and small headcanons I have for each family member, and first up we have Iceland
Note: My headcanons are just my interpretations of the characters. As a warning, I am known to drift away from the canon quite a bit when necessary, focusing more on history and culture. I love hearing how other people view these characters, especially if they contradict my ideas, so feel free to share them! Also, all my headcanons are free to steal - feel free to add them to your own interpretations
Read the whole list under the cut!
Physical Features
Iceland is the second "shortest" Nordic at 180 cm / 5' 11ā³
Iceland has a lean and soft body type, which lacks definition or muscle
He may not be physically strong, but his active lifestyle keeps him in good shape and makes him relatively enduring - he could hike up mountains without problem, while his older brothers (Denmark) would keep complaining the whole time
He has a birthmark on his right leg, below the knee, supposedly presenting the Vestmannaeyjar
He has a red spot on his forehead, that is teasingly called Surtsey
Iceland has ashy blonde wavy hair, which he keeps in its natural state. Though for formal occasions he tries to comb it to the side, which usually causes frustration in a hurry
He tried to grow facial hair once but got teased for it, and now he's too self-conscious to try it again
He has faint freckles on his nose and acne scarring on his forehead and cheeks. He also has bacne
Iceland has a tendency to get reddish skin. Whether it's the cold weather pumping his cheeks red or just a physical reaction to emotions. He often experiences windburns
He gets voice cracks more often than others
Personality
Iceland has always been very independent and free-spirited. He hates when others tell him what to do, even when it comes from a place of just trying to help
He values self-efficiency and has taken care of himself from a very young age. He's calm and composed, at least on the surface
He's a young nation and a bit childish. It's something his family loves about him but something he might get judged for in work-related settings
Ice has this innocence and child-like naivety. He follows the world news quite intensively nowadays but he can have a rather simple outlook on life and its problems. He can also be a bit reckless and inexperienced, like with finances, which might backfire occasionally
He's known to be the daredevil of the group. Also lacking common fears, such as the fear of heights, which let him remain calm in unexpected situations
He's a proud person but not arrogant. He's proud of his country and people; he talks about it with a big smile. He thinks he lives in the best place in the entire world and has a close relationship with his tight-knit population
Iceland is the type of person to make everything out of anything, both positive and negative. A small victory is a huge celebration, but a minor inconvenience can ruin his day
He's a bit blunt. He might accidentally say something rude but immediately realize it and be embarrassed. Iceland is very respectful and fears offending anyone
Ice is emotionally the most open and vulnerable of the Nordics and isn't afraid to cry if he needs to
He's also a bit hotheaded and gets frustrated easily, especially if things don't immediately go as he wants. Learning new skills takes him a while due to his bad temper
Iceland can be a loud personality who proclaims his space, at least with close friends and family. A trait he learned from Denmark. He just gets irritated when the other Nordics pester him, and he will let them know about it
He's extremely caring and always ready to help others, lending a hand even to complete strangers
If anyone takes the time off to go and visit him, it's a huge deal but also something that makes Iceland feel a bit anxious. It feels bad that a person dropped everything just to see him. But if people do it, Iceland will make sure to be a lovely host and welcome them with open arms
He may overreact to people having arguments or petty disagreements and he wants them to get resolved immediately. He hates seeing people angry and can make him emotional. Iceland is remarkably pacifistic and having grudges seem like a total waste of time; fighting always leads to the other side feeling bitter or hurt
He has a weird, even dark, sense of humor. He finds Hugleikur Dagsson's illustrations extremely funny
Iceland has no organization or time management skills whatsoever. He's very flexible when it comes to planning, but you can never be 100% sure that things go as you initially planned with him
Iceland feels stress from his position and fears of burning out. He's still fairly young and not that experienced, but he has difficulty talking about it in case his abilities are questioned
Iceland appreciates when people have trust and confidence in him. He feels like his skills are downplayed a lot, but he's actually very reliable and intelligent
Hobbies
Whenever he feels down, he goes to one of the local farms to take care of horses and sheep; they're therapeutic to him
He plays fiĆ°la (Icelandic fiddle) but he's not particularly skilled at it. He still tries though, even if he's not musically talented. Iceland wants to preserve as many of his unique traditions as he can
Iceland had to learn how to make traditional sweaters (mostly Lopapeysas) because all of his friends kept asking for one. He usually gives them away as a birthday or Christmas present
Ice is a decent cook but not a creative one. He can make you a traditional meal without a problem but learning any new recipe can be time-consuming for him. He has done things this way for centuries, so being constantly introduced to new trends and ideas can be overwhelming to him. But Sweden is trying his best to help him out
Iceland doesn't like baking. He does enjoy pastries and such, but he doesn't have the patience or energy to make them. To him it's annoying to follow complicated recipes, the ingredients are expensive, it takes too much time and the kitchen is a mess afterward. He just doesn't get the appeal of the hobby
Ice likes all things weird and unusual, and he collects strange items and trinkets he comes across, like ceramics or just weird stones in nature
Growing up, he was rather sheltered and lonely. One way for him to ease that loneliness was by sending letters to various places, in search of a pen pal - and there are a few friends he made that way! Ice might still send letters on special occasions, and he remembers that time fondly
He's into photography, and has been into it for a while! He still has all his old retro cameras stored somewhere. His land is particularly picturesque, so Iceland is snapping photos quite frequently. He just adores his land and nature, and photos are just a great way to store memories
When the weather allows, he'll head outdoors for a beach picnic or hiking in the mountains. Out of the Nordics, he's the most used to bad weather and never complains about it. In his words, "There is no bad weather, only bad clothes"
Ice loves relaxing at the local spas, saunas, and hot springs. Recently he has developed a skincare routine, and he is trying to teach the rest of his family to adopt something similar too
Iceland knows a thing or two about football and handball. But other than that, he's out of the loop regarding sports - He just likes hiking by himself or trying ice and rock climbing!
Iceland is familiar with his local wrestling sport, GlĆma, but he quickly realized that contact sports aren't his thing. His brothers might still teasingly challenge him into a match though
He's quite gifted at chess, being the land of surprisingly many chess grandmasters. He and Norway might play for hours if they have time to do it
Iceland is a fast and active reader with an impressive bookcase wall at home. He has read all the classics. He mostly likes gloomy fiction, Icelanders can just relate to cynical topics - and he likes historical sagas and poetry, of course
Fantasy is one of Iceland's favorite book and tv genres. Though he tends to point out all the inaccuracies relating to his country and culture, especially about the Vikings
Iceland also likes fantasy RPGs! He enjoys coming up with storylines and playing campaigns online with his teen-nation friends; it's an activity where his literature geek side gets to shine through
Iceland is a bit of a linguistic nerd. He speaks multiple languages and likes studying them. He is active in preserving his own native language as well
Lifestyle
He goes by the human name EirĆkur IngĆ³lfsson, but his nickname is EirĆ or Erik. Iceland doesn't know who his dad is, so he named himself after the supposed first settler of Iceland
Iceland is, of course, the youngest of the group and is in his early twenties. He was born in the late 9th century but developed very slowly throughout history. At the time of his independence, he was around 18 years old
Due to his job, Iceland finds it the most convenient to live in ReykjavĆk. To him, ReykjavĆk feels massive and busy, so he wouldn't mind living somewhere a bit more peaceful, like the Westfjords
He fears he has a heavy accent when speaking in English, but actually, he speaks the best out of all the Nordics due to his long historic connections to English-speaking countries. He also speaks Danish, and can therefore understand most Norwegian and Swedish. Other languages he has been exposed to throughout history are Gaelic, Latin, German, French, and Basque
Iceland is known for his weird customs and rituals, and he's still very superstitious. He believes in supernatural things and events, even when others might mock him for it. He, for example, believes in a lake monster (LagarfljĆ³tsormurinn) and elves (HuldufĆ³lk)
Ice has his own secret spots where he likes to go hiking, swimming, and picking berries. He generally finds the tourist spots annoying and too crowded
He always carries chapstick with him and can't leave the house without at least one in his pocket
Ice loves the smell and taste of fresh coffee but can't handle caffeine. It just makes him more anxious and trembly. Thankfully there are decaffeinated options available nowadays
He enjoys soft, mellow music. Just a man and a guitar is enough. He has a long list of his favorite indie bands and artists
Iceland feeds and looks after birds, through which he has made adorable Puffin friends. They're curious and sociable animals, always cheering up his day
His favorite foods include traditional lamb or fish stews. Plokkfiskur with traditional Icelandic rye bread is also a classic. Maybe a bit hesitantly, he'll also admit that he does enjoy fermented shark, HƔkarl, as a guilty pleasure. But quickly add that Pylsur are a classic Icelandic hotdogs everyone should try
Though he pretends to be super mature, he can't help but look forward to Fastelavn and most importantly, Bolludagur, every single year. And he drinks kĆ³kĆ³mjĆ³lk occasionally, to become stronger and not because chocolate milk tastes great
His house is hot because he is a bit sensitive to cold. When the other Nordics visit, they complain that his heater is turned all the way up
He likes celebrating national holidays, birthdays, and even little accomplishments. His favorite is the tradition of SĆ³larkaffi when the residents of a small village will come together for a coffee in the house where the first sun ray of the year lands
Iceland takes part in rĆ©ttir every year on horseback! It's the annual roundup where people retrieve their sheep stock from the mountains and valleys. Itās a nationwide event, where people come together to play music, picnic outdoors, and help each other gather their sheep
Iceland, as a small remote country with no railway system, is used to traveling everywhere by car nowadays. At least if he needs to get out of ReykjavĆk
Iceland is a diva when it comes to sleeping. He needs block-out curtains, a warm room, no sounds, comfortable pajamas, and a soft cold pillow. Thus he dislikes sleepovers. He can get adjusted to anything once long enough time has passed, though he's definitely taking in all the luxuries of the modern age
Ice dresses up for practicality. It's better to bring too much clothing than too little, and you might catch him with a winter jacket well into the summer season. Back home, he's not too concerned with his style, but if he's visiting some other place or having guests over, he suddenly gets very conscious of what he'll wear. He fears that he dresses up too "old" at times, but instead, he gets a lot of praise for his clothes. He's probably so late on trends, that his clothes end up becoming fashionably vintage. Sweaters are his favorite, with a high-quality pair of outdoor pants and hiking boots
Relationships
Due to the far distances to the continent, Iceland often experiences loneliness. Iceland has spent most of his life alone or with his family, so he doesn't really have long-time friendships outside the Nordics. But he has a strong urge to make friends, preferably with other younger nations, as he's tired of being always treated like a child in his family. He tries his best to reach out to others, but his shyness occasionally hinders that. Due to his distance, Iceland doesn't travel as often as other Nations, and nowadays does most of his meetings online. Iceland takes his job very seriously and wants to prove his abilities. He's an active listener at meetings and follows the world news constantly. He hates fighting and isn't afraid to stand up against bullies. When he has a lot to say, he'll take the initiative (after trying to get others' attention for half an hour)
Denmark Iceland has a huge need to get away from Denmark and appear as independent as possible. Denmark has always acted like Iceland's guardian and still has difficulty trusting him with adult responsibilities. Ice thinks Denmark can take his role as a former guardian too seriously and fall back into the overprotectiveness he used to have. To Iceland, Den can appear very pigheaded and forgets Iceland has been independent for a while now and has his own culture and life. Den calls Iceland all the time and makes sure he's okay, which Iceland finds condescending. But, when Iceland needs "dad's help" with something, he's immediately calling Denmark in panic. Denmark can be pretty playful and teases Ice a lot (and bores him with dad jokes), but he's just proud of the kid and sees Ice as a brilliant young man. Den knows Iceland can be shy when trying things out of his comfort zone, so he pushes him to new situations for better and worse. The Copenhagen nightlife was more traumatizing than fun for reserved Ice, so now Denmark opts for simple board game nights at local Icelandic pubs with him. Ice gets self-conscious when visiting Denmark, fearing he will somehow embarrass himself with how he speaks or dresses up. In return, Denmark gets very defensive if someone is making Iceland feel uncomfortable (which Iceland sees as another form of overprotectiveness). But as long as Denmark doesn't come to tell him what to do, Iceland doesn't mind him. Growing up, Denmark was always the father figure young Iceland so desperately wanted. So he has to take Den's fatherliness, in both good and bad
Norway Norway has never been good at parenting or taking responsibility for others, so he has a lot of regrets concerning Iceland. He has always known Iceland is his brother but has never been able to connect with him. That doesn't mean he doesn't care about the kid; he absolutely does, but Nor just never found a way to claim that big brother status. Iceland can feel insecure with Norway - like he needs to prove himself and his capabilities to get his validation. He's afraid to ask for Norway's help in case he appears weak or Norway would somehow judge him (which he of course wouldn't). Norway's attempt to reclaim their lost bond is sometimes irritating to Iceland, even though he knows it shouldn't. He has lots of disappointing memories when it comes to his brother, which is the reason for his underlying insecurities. He fears Nor will abandon him once again On the other hand, Norway has always given Iceland the freedom Denmark never knew how to give. He took Iceland on long trips and taught him necessary life skills. Iceland adored Norway growing up, always choosing him over anyone else. He even got jealous if someone else took his brother's attention. When Iceland was nervous or unsure as a child, Norway would tell him fantastical stories and restore hope in him. Norway sees a lot of young himself in Iceland. He wants to make sure Ice has everything he needs and the tools to do better than he did in the past. Norway has difficulty putting his love in words, so he keeps buying Iceland stuff and asking if Ice has always got what he needs, which Iceland insists he has. Norway feels terrible that he wasn't there for Ice when he was still a small child. But Norway wouldn't have been much of a parental figure even if he had been with him. He still feels a sense of failure in this and tries to make it up for it nowadays. In order to build their relationship, they go camping and fishing together whenever possible. They tell stories and talk about the past. Iceland is fascinated by his roots, and Norway tries to help to the best of his abilities (but the fading memory isn't helping). They both have regrets and disappointments regarding their shared past, but they will always have that unique family bond no one can take away from them
Sweden While historically they have been pretty distant, Sweden has always worried about the kid and ensured that whatever dispute and fighting happens, it doesn't directly affect little innocent Ice. During Union times, Iceland was a bit scared of Sweden, but Sweden managed to get on Ice's good side with various toys he carved for him. Little Iceland occasionally guided practically blind Sweden around and told Denmark to stop bullying him. Iceland and Sweden have gotten closer during modern times, and Sweden usually takes the mentor role. Whenever Ice has a problem that he will definitely not bring up with Nor or Den, he'll go straight to Sweden. Iceland is always welcome at Swe's place, and Ice can always call for any troubles or issues he might have. Ice never says it out loud, but he does appreciate this. Sweden isn't pushy or obsessive about it but rather a trustworthy adult he can rely on. Sweden actually listens to him and offers some genuine advice as he trusts Iceland's ability to make decisions himself. Swe is always happy to see Ice, makes him his favorite foods, and offers him a room to stay. Ice can become a bit uneasy about this because he feels Sweden does so much for him and never expects anything back. He'll start working and cleaning around the place to show gratitude, and Sweden tries to stop him. Lately, Sweden has taken time to teach Iceland skills, like cooking, and they're slowly getting somewhere
Finland Finland and Iceland have the most distant relationship out of all the Nordics since they are on opposite sides of the region. Ice finds Fin cool, but even he can fall into parental-protection-mode like the rest of the Nordics. Finland is always lending a hand to Ice when needed. Iceland likes Moomins and asks Fin to bring him a new mug when he visits. On the other hand, Finland admires Icelandic nature and wants to try all the craziest activities (like having a barbeque on lava). Finland can relate to Iceland and bond over the fact that they're both considered strange within the family. They both have a morbid sense of humor, which the others sometimes find a bit concerning. During the union times, Finland was left out of discussions and decision-making, and he had to spend time working or taking care of the youngest members, like Iceland, probably bringing him along to work and taking care of chores. Care for animals is something that unites them both. Nowadays, they go camping occasionally, which is a lot of fun, and they always say they should hang out more often (but they never seem to have time to do so)
England Iceland doesn't have enemies, but he feels like he has always been England's target. In his eyes, England is a bully, and he doesn't respect Iceland (or many others, for that matter). England finds Iceland petty and immature, but he won't say it out loud; he has frightening big brothers after all. They have had many little disagreements throughout the ages. Little Iceland was known to be mischievous, and he would often prank England when he was visiting their house. The other Nordics found this hilarious but tried to stop Iceland before he could do any significant damage; they didn't want to embarrass their important ally, after all. The Cod Wars against the Brit were important for Iceland, even if others saw them as unnecessary. The victory offered a well-needed confidence boost and showed others Iceland was more than capable of taking care of himself
Ireland When it comes to other island nations, Iceland has nothing but nice words to say about them. They have all been very friendly and welcoming. Iceland is especially friendly with Ireland! Ireland and he share history, and Ice is fascinated by this. He might sometimes inquire Ireland and ask him questions about the past, which Ireland would gladly answer if he had much to offer. They both have harsh environments and rocky relationships with England, so they get along great on that front too
United States America is one of the few countries Iceland has historically interacted with. He was the first to recognize Iceland's independence and considers Iceland an ally he is always ready to support. Iceland isn't sure how it happened. Their relationship just started with young America claiming, "You're my friend now," and Iceland was too confused to say anything to that. America finds Iceland cool and shares a similar upbringing to him, though Iceland would disagree. Iceland is happy to know he has a strong ally like America, but he's not exactly sure what to think of him. America is an important business partner and someone who supports Iceland no matter what. But America has a very different status and lifestyle, and he can be oblivious to Iceland's life or problems, so their friendship is rather one-sided at times. Yet, they get along surprisingly well
Miscellaneous Iceland is a small nation that supports other small nations. He was among the first to recognize Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Georgia, Armenia, and Azerbaijan from the USSR - also Croatia's and Montenegro's independence from Serbia. Significantly, Iceland was also the first Western state to recognize Palestine. His solidarity and recognition have given him a lot of praise among other small nations. They remember this by sending Iceland postcards and flowers occasionally, which Ice gets flustered by - He's just doing what he'd want others to do for him Iceland also feels a special connection to other younger nations, such as Seychelles, Latvia, and Hong Kong - and the South-East Asians, who have always welcomed him. Iceland has an easy time making friends and connections due to his friendly attitude. He's a well-connected Nordic, with strong diplomatic relationships that have over time turned into friendships. Ice might just stay a bit quiet and unnoticeable in a crowd. And he doesn't even seek any attention on himself. He's quite content with the way things are - he's just happy that he gets to finally do his own thing
And there it is, more or less copypasted from various sources haha. If you were wondering, no, I will never beat the insanity allegations because no sane person has this much to say about a fictional character. I adore Iceland, and it's always fun trying to find a balance between the awkward hotheaded teen and the well-read modest young man that he is. I was about to add my historic headcanons for him too, but maybe some other time, this is too much already
Next up is either Denmark or Sweden, let's see which one I finish first (and when)
Aph nordic fan slander, totally not based.
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Error!Sans by @loverofpiggies
Ink!Sans by @comyet
HALLLO EVERYNYAN HOWAR YU FINE SANK U
I made a thing for dragon nightmare :D Iām sorry if itās too dark heās just being spooky š
This was rlly fun to make and Iām 90% sure thatās because I didnāt bother trying to draw his talons properly. Blobby paws only.
Idk if I mentioned before but I changed his horns to be more smooth and curved cuz the way it was before was weirdly hard to draw. Also he and Dream have wings(because they are not normal monsters) but corrupted nightmare can sometimes not have wings cuz heās a shapeshifter, so itās mostly gonna depend on if I feel like drawing them or not XD
Hugin andĀ Munin.
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i like fr/uk bc francis is far too beautiful and smart and charming, that man is too powerful and needs to be nerfed, and giving him a crush on arthur is literally the most embarrassing thing i can think of
OH MY GOD
THEY BOTH HATE THE BRITISH GOVāMENT āØ
The Cold War era was honestly the cause of so many hilarious things that sound fake but are 100% real. Itās one of the reasons the Cold war is my favorite history era. (I know a lot of horrible stuff happened in that time but letās focus on the goofy stuff okay?)
Top funniest moments include:
1. Russia thought that they were building a top secret office in the center of the pentagon and pointed nukes directly at it but KGB spies confirmed it was actually a hot dog stand. 2. America was going to nuke the moon as a fuck you to Russia. But decided that might be a bad idea.
3. America had a plan to strap listening devices on cats and turn them lose in Moscow and try and get them to sit in windows and listen in on conversations but then after sinking 2 million into the plan someone was like.Ā ābut how do we get the cats to do thatā¦ā and they threw that idea out the window.
4. After a big āol woopsie RussiaĀ āaccidentlyāĀ āallegedlyā almost nuked the USA because someone read the screen wrong and said that the US had fired 5 nukes onto Russia and they were on the way. Luckily the guy in charge was likeĀ ānah, that aināt them they wouldnāt do us like that.ā He basically diverted a nuclear war on aĀ āgut feelingā. Because the computer systems said it was a go.
5. America built a bunch of rail ways that went nowhere and spent a ton of money on advertising for them basically saying how important that these railways were. They let the info slip to Russia incase they did nuke them they would nuke the useless railways. I canāt decide if thatās a 200 IQ plan or stupid. because Russia of course took the bait.
6. Russia at the same time had the exact same plan and built a couple fake cities in Russia and let some advertising slip about how cool and groovy(it was the 60ā²s) and also very important these cities were. America of course took the bait. EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD THE SAME PLAN!
7. Russia commissioned America to make fake maps and the only difference was that Russia was bigger on the map than usual. Wow amazing truly astounding.
8. The time America tried to train bears to fly planesā¦ Because they thought it would be super sick and the Russians would be so jealous of the bear pilots. Didnāt work out.Ā
9. Russia tried to use psychics yes you read right the were looking for someone withĀ psychokinetic powers to train to divert missiles. Yes really, they were doing this. America got so jealous of this that they wanted their own super hero program and they also started looking for someone who could make objects float and also read minds they sunk about 20 mill into that one.
10. (donāt remember who) In the 50ā²s the current leader of Russia came to America for a meeting which was in California. He toured the Hollywood studios ad really really wanted to go to Disney Land like so fucking bad. The current president of the US was likeĀ ādude that is a horrible idea you are the leader of Russia you canāt just go to Disney. He flipped his shit he was so fucking mad. He was likeĀ āwhy canāt I go? Is there some secret launch base there? Is there something I canāt see? This is so stupid I want to go!ā he even threatened to unalive himself at one point. I donāt think they ever did let him go because they would of had to empty the entire park for him because it was a crazy security risk for him to even be on his GT of Cali in the first place. Apparently the CIA agents with him had a 70+ page book on how to keep him safe. Frank Sinatra was even there to try and keep him happy. though i donāt exactly remember how he got roped into being there.
That is just 10 things there is so much more. So much bonkers shit. I didnāt even get into things Germany and England did.Ā
I haven't drawn their canon clothes in YEARS bc I'm a canon divergent gal lmao but I love them so much.... gonna have this as a print at upcoming cons, HOPEFULLY including Dokomi this weekend :) table 3H87, come see me if you're there!
Swedish Midsommar: šøš¼šš²āØš„ā¤ļø
Norwegian jonsok:
I made this nearly a year ago wow, anyways another post woo
Things Dr. Ink Is Not Allowed In The Foundation, by Dr. Dream (Rule 50-100)
Yes, I know you love surprise birthday parties, but maybe refrain yourself from holding those for your highly-paranoid and trigger-happy coworkers. I won't pay the fee for your medical care next time.
(Still, thank you. Thank you so much. I didn't know that someone still remembers.
(But how did you even find out I love banana cake? Have you been stalking me again, Ink?))
None of the SCPs is your 'blorbo' or your 'evil little meow meow'. What does that even mean?
Stop drugging people you don't like and dragging them through the Site's hallways.
No, Ink, they're not your 'baby ducklings'. Let them go before I cut your salary again.
Prank wars are no longer allowed in the Foundation. Looking at you, Dr. Killer.
What are you eating? Is that crayon?! Stop! Don't eat even faster! Spit it out SPIT IT OUT-
Stop tackling 'Your Royal Unholiness' at the end of the sentence every time you talk to SCP-99.
Telling everyone SCP-99 is just a normal emo teenager who just enters his chunibyo phase is not as funny as you think.
Okay, maybe it is a little funny.
That isn't permission to continue, Dr. Ink.
D-Personals are the Foundation's resources, not your personal plaything. Stop dragging them into your crazy schemes.
And don't even think of blaming them for your reckless ideas. We both know it was your fault.
I'm being serious, Dr. Ink. The ones you terrorizes last month haven't recovered yet. I've never seen someone who flees so fast at the sight of a paintbrush.
Don't even think of touching a D-Personal outside of testing, period.
Stop messing with your therapist. They're here to help you, not become your entertainment.
And don't you even think of traumatizing them again. Driving your therapist to therapy is not something to be proud of.
Dr. Ink and SCP-404 are not allowed to be in a room without an adult supervisor. They have been bad enough alone but somehow they become even worse alongside each other. Remember what they have done to the coffee maker?
I still have nightmares about that abomination of science.
And no, Dr. Sans is not an adult supervisor.
And neither is Agent Red.
That eldritch monstrosity is certainly not your 'baby', Dr. Ink, and yes, we must terminate it.
Pouting won't change anything.
Stop joking about 'pulling a Killer'. It isn't hilarious at all and scaring the higher-ups.
Stopping making bets on how long the new interns may live. At least wait until they sign the contract before terrorizing them.
And making Dr. Sans do it for you is also out of the question.
Yes, you and Agent Cross are clones of Dr. Sans. That doesn't mean you can start a war in the middle of the cafeteria, and certainly not because 'There can be only one'.
Stop trying to falsify SCP-1000's recordings to raise your salary. Or at least do better next time. I can still see your signature there, idiot.
We all know XGaster is a bastard, no need to paint it into my office's door. And why must you do it with silly strings?
Matchmaking SCPs is a terrible idea.
So is writing fanfictions about them. Especially if you leave them where everyone else can read.
Can you please update that Errormare slow burn, enemy to lover, heavy smut though?
Don't encourage them, Agent Blue.
Stop locking SCP-404 and Agent Cross inside a room to 'improve their relationship'. They hate each other's gut and we both know it.
Changing every single link in the Foundation's digital file into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ will only kickstart another manhunt for your head.
The same can be said with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpiB2wMc49g
Stop throwing a morning rite every time someone is sent to interview SCP-99.
And SCP-404, too.
":)" is not an appropriate response to "What have you done now, Ink?".Ā
I won't even ask how you manage to say it.
Stop using languages like 'twink', 'Tumblr sexy man', and 'stonk' in your paperwork. I'm tired of asking Agent Cross to translate it and watching him laugh himself to tears on the floor of my office.
Next time you try to 'fight the sun', please don't do it from the rooftop, lest you break your rib again.
Gender is an abstract concept and you cannot claim to have stolen them.
'In my defense, I was left unsupervised' may be a plausible excuse but even that won't save you from the higher-ups.
4chan is a terrible place to get advice.
So is Tumblr.
And Reddit.
And especially Twitter.
You know what? I'll give you your phone back. Please just stay the hell away from that dumpster fire.