Imagine Being Afraid Of Going To Heaven As A Child Because You're Afraid Of Clouds. My Godchild Asked

Imagine being afraid of going to heaven as a child because you're afraid of clouds. My Godchild asked if I'm going to heaven or hell, I told him hell. He asked why and I straight up told him "I'm afraid of clouds". He followed up by saying "I going to hell too" so I asked why and he told me "pooping my pants".

There's a special place in hell for both of us and we'll be arriving there via Ms. Frizzles short bus.

How dare they make me choose

Kiss him goodnight❌️

Hide in the closet and chant "cucuy" at rising volumes✅️

"Get back in here before you turn to ash" he said while guiding me back inside from getting fresh air while my ramen cooks. Do I pout? I dooooo 😭

My doctor recommended I check out something called "midnight sun" and I had the audacity to ask if it was Twilight... it's not.

*angry eagle screeching noises*