L0r3ll3 - Sakura

"Get back in here before you turn to ash" he said while guiding me back inside from getting fresh air while my ramen cooks. Do I pout? I dooooo 😭

My doctor recommended I check out something called "midnight sun" and I had the audacity to ask if it was Twilight... it's not.

You what still bothers me to this day....

I was 8 years old, the year was 2001 and I was taking a school exam.... geese, goose.... mouse, mice, moose, meese....

Yes, meese.

"Oh but that sounds like mouse" people would tell me. No. Mouse has mice, that's already plural so it wouldn't make any sense!! If goose is geese, why can't moose be meese??

It's madness. I got it wrong on the exam. Fools. All of them.

It's 2023 and I stand by meese.

Goose-geese, moose-meese

That is all.....

Imagine being afraid of going to heaven as a child because you're afraid of clouds. My Godchild asked if I'm going to heaven or hell, I told him hell. He asked why and I straight up told him "I'm afraid of clouds". He followed up by saying "I going to hell too" so I asked why and he told me "pooping my pants".

There's a special place in hell for both of us and we'll be arriving there via Ms. Frizzles short bus.

2023: btw=by the way

1600s: btw=burn the witch