This Is So Hypocritical When It Comes To The Killing Part Lol But I Know He Would Be Pissed Or Surprised

This is so hypocritical when it comes to the killing part lol but I know he would be pissed or surprised if he ever found out

Hello again everybody! Today we will be doing once again a hunter X hunter/hxh  scenario today it will be what the hunter X hunter characters would do if you got into a argument with there friend!!

Let’s get into this

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Feitan-would not care at all if it was just a normal argument he would completely ignore it but if the other person said any hurtful things to you he would tell them to watch their mouth and if you said any very hurtful things to the other person he would tell you to watch your mouth

phinks-would cuss out The person that you are arguing with but then he would also be upset with you for letting the argument keep going

chrollo-he would just sit there and observe and make sure there is no very hurtful words being said back-and-forth and if there is let’s just say if the other person is not a part of the phantom troupe let’s just say they will be dead👍 otherwise he would just be very disappointed

Nobunaga-he would be pissed off at the both of you for even arguing he doesn’t get the point in it he just tells you both to shut up and when you don’t shut up he starts yelling at the both of you

illumi-he will tell the both of you guys to watch your mouth and he will sit back and observe he might punch the other person in the face but that’s a might depending on who they are to him

Hisoka-no matter who it is unless it’s illumi he would kill anybody else (so just don’t start an argument with his s/o it’s not worth your life)

That is it for today everybody I hope everybody who is reading this enjoyed!!! if you have any requests DM me or put it in the comments….

Thank you for reading bye now!

Hello everybody as I said in my last post I am going to be making a hxh story but Halloween addition only because today is Halloween have a happy Halloween everybody and I hope you enjoy the story!

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Feitan-you and feitan would have tons of fun on Halloween at least feitan for the most part considering that he would be scaring little kids stealing all their candy and dingdong ditching houses safe to say maybe not the best option to go with for Halloween but if you’re up for the trouble certainly a fun one!

Phinks- he would definitely not want to go he wouldn’t understand the point and that he would just say “can’t we go to the store and just steal a bunch of candy instead plus we don’t have to look through it to make sure no sickos put any poison or needles in it“ of course you would refuse and end up forcing him to go out with you but he would end up liking it I can already tell he’s gonna go all out next year

Chrollo- he doesn’t really want to go as he has much more important business to attend to but if it makes you happy then he will definitely go with you at first he just thinks it’s boring but when you get on in the night and end up getting a lot of candy he finds it kind of soothing and he sees that you can wear any kind of costume and nobody will judge you and nobody was looking at him weirdly for wearing his normal outfit usually people would look at him weirdly but this time nobody did so he definitely liked it

Nobunaga-(The only way that you’re ever gonna be able to get this man to go trick-or-treating is if you have a kid other than that there’s literally no way that I can think of that would go into a scenario sorry I will try to figure out some thing to make it up to everybody!)

illumi-he would definitely tell one of the butlers to go out and get a bunch of candy but then he would end up sending another butler to get candy from the store and he would swap out the candy that the butler had from going trick-or-treating with the butler who got the candy from the store and he would give you the store-bought candy instead of the trick-or-treating candy so safe to say it be very boring considering that you wouldn’t even get to go outside (oh man)

Hisoka-(I can’t wait for this one this one will be even better than the feitan one!!!) you guys will definitely have matching costumes no doubt about it and you have no say in what costume it is he is going all out with the make up the hair the costumes he will even go as far as to make you go get your nails done just for this one occasion he does not care he’s going all out there’s no going back he will be stealing Candy from little kids he will be dingdong ditching houses he will be throwing toilet paper at houses and throwing eggs at houses he will be scaring the absolute shit out of people if you’re down to cause a little bit of trouble this man is the best person to go with because he’s not gonna kill anybody feitan on the other hand definitely would but hisoka just views the whole situation as some harmless fun and he’s not actually going to hurt anybody

Damn I think that was the hisoka was the longest scenario I have ever done to somebody I told you I could not wait for him this would be a great occasion for him😊

I am currently trying to think of how I can make it up to the bunch of Nobunaga fans out there I think I will just make a individual post for Nobunaga him going trick-or-treating with his son or daughter I would have to think about it! but I am definitely going to do that just to make it up to everybody

Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed the post let me know if you have any suggestions in the comments or you can DM me!! bye everybody enjoy your day

LMAFOOO it’s OKAY we stand illumi but you are not the asshole

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AITA for asking my fiancé not to sleep in dirt?

My (28 M) fiancé (24 M) will ocasionally dig a hole straight in the ground to bury himself like a cicada to sleep. I say cicada because when he emerges from the ground he always immediately wants to cuddle or do otherwise intimate things. I’ve asked him to shower first, at least, but he doesn’t see what the issue is. 

It then began to get worse when he decided that sleeping underground was more “efficient” than in bed. When I asked him to sleep in the bed with me every other night at least, he misinterpreted and started climbing into bed halfway through the night after emerging from the dirt. 

I told him this behavior was completely unacceptable and he argued with me for being “judgemental” about his burrowing habits and now he’s dug a tunnel and hasn’t come out for three days. Help :(

JoJo's bizarre adventure la squadra

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Prosciutto is a very organized person he is a great role model and make sure everything is put in order and is planned out before taking action he is a great assassin and he deserves more credit for that but he can do other skills besides being a great assassin and a good role model to other people he's good at cooking and cleaning he's pretty good at social life but knows when it's too much of course being the organized man that prosciutto is he doesn't spend that much time looking over a TV computer or a phone or any electronics in general.

Risotto he is very strong and a great assassin he is similar to prosciutto in different ways he doesn't really like the social life that much he's not into that and he has never been into it the only people who he really likes to talk to is la squadra he is okay with talking to all the members but when it comes down to talking to other people he does not like it that much he does not have social anxiety it's just he prefers not to talk to random people especially when he doesn't get anything out of it he believes that if they are not in passione then they are a waste of time.

Everybody knows that they are both great role models and they both deserve to be leaders as for risotto he is a leader he's the leader of la squadra and prosciutto is just a member but he honestly does not really care because he still does get credit and that's all that he really cares for honestly that's all you really need to be a great assassin you need to know what you're doing have an organized plan have a second plan just in case things go wrong you have to know what you are doing you can't screw things up if you mess up you have to notify your teammates immediately and you have to make sure that you don't screw them up like you screwed yourself up.

We all know that they would be great leaders we have that part over with but what if they were working together only risotto and prosciutto imagine that just think of it how strong they would be let's get on with the story.

Prosciutto and risotto's plan was to take out Bruno's team they know that it would not be easy but they known that they would have to stick together no matter what and have more than one plan they know that they have a bunch of tricks up their sleeve and they are willing to save each other's lives as much as they're willing to save their own but them knowing that gives them the advantage you might be thinking to yourself how would that give them any advantage they know something so little how can that change the whole game well let me explain they will try their best to take one member off of Bruno's team at a time risotto will be for the far attacks and prosciutto will be for the close attacks considering that if he hits somebody they will start aging faster like crazy.

Their plan was to take off one person off of Bruno's team at a time in hopes that another person from Bruno's teen would come by so they could kill that person too which their plan was going pretty well so far they known Bruno's whereabouts and they killed half of his team so they already got a head start which gives them the biggest advantage Bruno has pretty much no chance of winning at this rate at least.

There were only three more members of brunos team that were still alive Bruno fugo and mista the rest of them had been killed.

Prosciutto and risotto made a plan they decided to go individually they known about fugo's stand ability and the virus that his stand ability has so prosciutto decided to take on fugo and risotto was going to kill mista and after they killed them they would both go after Bruno they known Bruno stand ability and they known that he was dangerous to take on individually even though they were both strong individuals they known that it was going to be risky and they did not want to screw it up.

Eventually prosciutto ran into fugo not on purpose it just happened and sadly for fugo he was at the wrong place at the wrong time and he ended up getting killed by prosciutto shortly after prosciutto killed fugo prosciutto called risotto telling him the news that he ran into fugo by accident and killed him risotto was pleased to hear that but risotto also told prosciutto that plans would not be changing we are still not going after Bruno he said it's too dangerous plus we still have to take on mista prosciutto agreed and said that he would help out risotto so they set up a time since they know Bruno whereabouts it was going to be pretty easy for them.

Bruno realize that fugo had been killed and evacuated he also realized that prosciutto and risotto known his whereabouts and that's how they haven't been running into each other lately because they have been planning this all along Bruno said it's finally making sense now that's how I could not find them because they were finding me and I did not even notice it until now Bruno thought to himself very carefully and said it may be too late though me and mista are the only ones alive on our team we are more than likely not going to make it prosciutto and risotto are very organized individuals and they plan everything out very carefully and think of all the possible bad things that could happen so they make plans just in case if something goes like that Bruno was trying to think of a way that he could escape without it being obvious and without them having a plan for it obviously Bruno could not enter their minds so he thought that he was screwed and he told mista about it he was shocked but he known that his life was properly going to end and he was not going to deny fate as he cannot change his fate him knowing that just accepted it the both of them did but they were not going to stop without a fight that's not how mafiosos do it them knowing that said that they have to be the strongest that they have ever been they have been through so many things together and this is not the time when they can stop not at all this is the time where they have to be the strongest out of all the things that they have been through whether it's their team dying right in front of their face or their family getting severely hurt or people just betraying them they know that they have to be the strongest stronger than la squadra but that thought all left their mind as soon as they realized that prosciutto and risotto are not the only ones that are left on la squadra they still have their full team but it's just only them who were tracking Bruno's team down Bruno knew he was screwed for sure after that there was no hope at all whether he wants to deny it or accept it.

Prosciutto and risotto eventually got mista and killed him did not even try to get any information out of him because they already known everything that they needed to they known Bruno's whereabouts and his ability and his abilities range that's all they needed to know they don't need to know anything else they don't even need to know his tactics those will not help him because of prosciutto and risotto died they still have the rest of the team so they really have nothing to worry about.

They eventually caught up to Bruno and said everything that they wanted to say to him and killed him he suffered a painful death the most painful thing he has ever felt more painful than seeing his father getting shot because of drugs more painful than watching his entire team die more painful than the divorce of his two parents more painful than how drugs are affecting the world it was so painful.

But you already know they did not care they needed to kill Bruno it's not that they wanted to it's that they needed to and of course they got the job done one by one they were so happy after they finished they said finally this hell is all over now we can go back to our team and celebrate about the fact that we just killed our worst enemy not only that we killed his entire team damn how depressing is that they both were giggling and laughing as they were going back to their base.

The entire team heard the news and congratulated the both of them they finally finished the work that they needed to be finished for years and it was finally all over they were so happy the happiest that they were ever nobody was even mad not even one bit not even the most crankiest people in la squadra which is actually surprising.

They threw a celebration party eventually killed the boss risotto became the boss of the Italian mafia and la squadra went on with their lives.

 getting into arguments with hxh/Hunter X hunter characters and their reactions!!!

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Hisoka-you guys would probably get into a argument over him being weird or him going out very late with illumi overall I think the argument would be Bad but it could be way worse so in the middle I think that he would stop talking to you for a couple hours at most one day but then I think you guys would make up and forget that anythingeven happen

illumi-would definitely fight over the amount of times that he let his mom disrespect you and the fact that he’s gone for so long sometimes he’s gone for months!!! due to being a assassin overall the fight would be bad very bad he would probably beat you until Zeno and silva tell him to stop

Chrollo-(OK but how the fuck do you actually end up in a situation where you’re in a argument with this guy💀) honestly if you were worth to get into a argument it would probably be out for him prioritizing his gang over you I don’t think the argument would be that bad I think he would just say a couple things to you and then end the argument right there

Feitan-(oh boy🥲) if you do end up getting into an argument with feitan be prepared for the worst honestly I think that The argument would be about him torturing people and how you don’t like it and I think he would just tell you to shut up and mind your own business and if you keep going I think that he would slap you or something like that overall the argument would definitely be bad I honestly think there’s no way of stopping it I just can’t picture it sorry

Phinks- I think you guys would get into a argument over him drinking too much beer I don’t think that argument would be too bad I think it would be in the middle but I think he would be more pissed than you I just think that it would be a screaming match and I don’t think it would get anywhere I think you guys would make up by going to sleep and then waking up in the morning you know the start of a new day lol

Nobunaga- The argument would be over him getting mad too easily (nah bc it’s giving anger issues) I think this would also be a screaming match and I think he would threaten to pull out the sword on you but he wouldn’t actually I don’t think the fight would be that bad so in the middle I think he would just tell you to shut up over and over again I think that you guys would need to be apart from each other for a little bit but then I feel like you guys would make up right away

I hope you enjoyed this!!! let me know if there’s any characters that you want I can make a part two if you guys want me too