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LMAFOOO it’s OKAY we stand illumi but you are not the asshole
 Full credit to this user this is not me Who wrote this!!!
AITA for asking my fiancé not to sleep in dirt?
My (28 M) fiancé (24 M) will ocasionally dig a hole straight in the ground to bury himself like a cicada to sleep. I say cicada because when he emerges from the ground he always immediately wants to cuddle or do otherwise intimate things. I’ve asked him to shower first, at least, but he doesn’t see what the issue is.
It then began to get worse when he decided that sleeping underground was more “efficient” than in bed. When I asked him to sleep in the bed with me every other night at least, he misinterpreted and started climbing into bed halfway through the night after emerging from the dirt.
I told him this behavior was completely unacceptable and he argued with me for being “judgemental” about his burrowing habits and now he’s dug a tunnel and hasn’t come out for three days. Help :(
Hello! Can you do the spiders spying on their daughter’s first date?
Oh my God, why is this so accurate!!!
They would definitely do this. I don’t think the girls would do it because they are less crazy at least in that kind of perspective, but the males would most definitely do that
Thank you so much for the request. I can already tell this one is going to be a great one!
Full credit to la-squadra1234
Feitan-
He would already be pissed off about the fact that his daughter is going on her first date so he would be on guard 24 seven and he would kill anybody that gets in his way
He would definitely disguise himself as a child because he knows that he has the ability to do that
Although he would look really goofy and he would feel really goofy and just weird, he would do it anyways 
Phinks-
He would ask the girls for help him because his daughter is going on a beach date and he wants to spy on them but at the same time be out in the open so he asks paku if she can draw on some eyebrows for him
And he would put on some sunglasses and the outfit that he would normally not wear to the beach and he would have not gotten caught (thank god because I feel like he is the kind of guy to get caught doing something like that but for the sake of this, I’m not going to get him caught lol)
He would make sure that her date is not steering for too long and that he is not being passive aggressive in anyway shape or form. Otherwise he will kill the kid.
Chrollo-
He would be happy for his daughter, but at the same time he would feel a little bit ick about it I mean it’s his daughters first date after all so he’s not used to it
He would stare at them through a tall building, or he would go to the same exact destination, as they are going to, except he would blend in perfectly
Uvogin-
This man would be so extra and dramatic about it he would make sure to grab Nobunaga and he would also make him spy on his daughter with him
They would both be pissed off and miserable at the fact that uvos daughter is going on a date Nobunaga would not be impressed if the date did not know how to use nen
All I have to say is uvogins daughters date, better be strong and able to run very fast…
Nobunaga-
He would start getting very salty, and he would be sure to rant about it to uvogin
And then uvogin would make the suggestion to just stock his daughter so he can protect her just in case anything bad happens and he does not have to be paranoid the entire time
When I’m telling you, this man came prepared. This man had fucking binoculars with him.😭🤭 he is definitely going a bit to overboard and he would definitely be excessive, but he does not care anything for his daughter. Safety is good for him.
Shalnark-
He would be mainly happy for his daughter, and he wouldn’t be too salty about it like at all but obviously since he is in the phantom troupe, he would have to take safety precautions just to ensure his daughter safety everywhere that she goes
It would be hard for him to disguise himself, considering that his hair stays the same, and he can’t really change of his face, and even if he changed up his outfit, it would be pretty noticeable
So he would definitely manipulate a few people and make them watch over his daughter, and he would be watching his daughter from afar he wouldn’t do anything to extreme and yes, I don’t consider that extreme considering what he could do
Hisoka-
He honestly wouldn’t care, but then he considers the risks of it and although he is very laid-back, he doesn’t want anything bad happening to his daughter as he knows that a lot of people would definitely try to harm his daughter for mistakes and things that he has done
He would ask illumi for his help and so he can manipulate people and they would both be watching from afar at different angles just to make sure nothing happens like at all
That is it for today everybody I hope everyone enjoyed!
This one was very fun to make, and it wasn’t too hard either. I just had to think about the character and things that they would do which is what I have to do most of the time, but this one didn’t take that much thought luckily enough for me (I got off easy😂)
I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!
Who is your personal favorite phantom troupe member and General favorite HXH character in general?
OK, so for the phantom troupe, I have already did some thing like that but I could definitely do my favourite character in general although it would be hard to pick I will do a list sorry if it’s a little extra.
BTW this is all my opinion and the characters that I like if you don’t like these characters, then you don’t have to like them, but if you are going to hate on me then gtfo<3
That’s for the phantom troupe ^^^
Full credit to la-squadra1234
My favorite, hunter X hunter characters in general!
(Btw no characters from the phantom troupe is going to be in this one)
Silva,Zeno,illumi,Kalluto
Kurapika,killua,alluka (idk if I spelled her name right so if I didn’t then I’m sorry,)
Yeah that’s it at least off of the top of my head. I know that if I think a lot more there will be so many more but I’m not trying to get into that right now otherwise, you are going to be reading this all day if you can even last that long😅 that would be way too long anyways
I hope everyone enjoyed this!
I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!
👀 may I know your HeadCanon for yandere hxh characters please ? If you have ideas of course
Of course I only have a couple ideas for a couple characters, so there are not going to be that many unfortunately, but if I think of something for another character along the way, I will definitely add them on!
Thank you so much for requesting!
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Feitan-
He would definitely be your stalker
If you are dating anybody or seeing anybody, he will kill them immediately and he will do it in the most gruesome and gory way possible and he will make sure that you see it as well
Chrollo-
He would just make it quick he would kidnap you and lock you in a room where you cannot leave it just wouldn’t be possible
He wouldn’t hurt you, but he would check up on you every hour and he would be sure to bring you delicious food (not like it matters because you’re kidnapped and the food is all stolen anyways)
Hisoka-
Of course he would kidnap you, but first he would want to show you off a little bit so he would ask illumi to help him kidnap you (even though we all know damn well that he does not need the help)
He will constantly tease you and be a bitch and annoying, but he will eventually stop (have fun though, because it will be a hot minute before that ever happens)
Nobunaga-
If he sees something that he wants, he will take it immediately especially if it’s a person and if it has nothing to do with the phantom troupe, it’s even better for him because he does not have to ask for approval by chrollo or feitan depending who is boss at the time
 He will definitely treat you as well as he possibly can but if you piss him off, there is no promises that he will not hurt you
Uvogin-
The moment that he lays eyes on you, he would abduct you immediately you were definitely never see the light of day again unless you are with him
 Again, he would treat you very well, but of course, it would be some thing with the occasional tease, and it would be pretty hard to piss him off, at least to the point where he would hurt you
Illumi-
He would kidnap you and leave no trace of you. You basically disappeared off the face of the Earth and he would be sure of that
You definitely wouldn’t get treated well but you would get to be in his room and the butlers would have to treat you well and you would get good food
But he’s definitely not treating you well and of course his brothers aren’t any better or should I say brother if you know which one I’m talking about😭
Silva-
He would also make sure that you disappear off the face of the Earth and of course he would leave. No trace of you completely undetectable by anybody.
He would definitely be nice to you and allow you to stay in his room and all of that nice stuff and he would also keep track on what is going on in your family like if there’s a wedding going on, he would tell you about it if somebody’s having a kid he would tell you about it he is nice enough to not hide things like that or keep it away from you
That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed this as much as I did this took a bit actually normally it only takes me about 10 minutes to make a story but this took me like 20 to 30 minutes, so yeah it took a while
Almost as long as my Christmas specials Oh and btw do not go looking for my Christmas special. It’s bullshit seriously, do not. I will literally cry🫡
Any of my stories that weren’t requested are just trash, straight up trash at least I have gotten better along the way, but like oh my God don’t even get me started on my JoJos bizarre adventure scenarios. Those are literally the worst out of all of them
Anyways, I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!
🤔 we know how would be the yandere hxh characters... but what about a yandere s/o ? Would they be unconfortable about this sick love ?
OK this one is a good one…
^^^This was the original for anybody who has an already seen it
I know for a fact, I am definitely going to enjoy this one because it’s very creative and it’s something different. I have never done anything like this before and I always like trying new things in writing about new things!
Thank you so much for the request
Full credit to la-squadra1234
Feitan-
He would honestly just be pissed off about the entire thing. He would just want to leave and not be kidnapped and just to live his life he would try to escape, but of course his attempts would be unsuccessful. 
Chrollo-
He would honestly just not be feeling himself he would feel depressed and just not good about himself. Overall, he would definitely pray to himself that the phantom troupe will come and save him, because he can’t save himself from this.
Illumi-
He would feel sick to his stomach. He would think that this kind of behaviour is disgusting (which it is but it’s giving hypocrite lol) he would wanna leave get out of the whole situation and just continue being a assassin and living his normal usual life he would just feel sick constantly knowing that he has put people through that and now he is going through the exact same thing that he put them through and he would Indore the same torture may be a less gruesome tho
Silva-
I’m sorry but I literally cannot imagine anything like that ever happening to him and if you can you must be very very very good at imagining things because I’m really good at imagining things but I just can’t physically imagine some thing like that I just don’t think it’s possible and it would never happen to him so it’s kind of hard to imagine it especially knowing the kind of person that he is like a good luck with that lol
Hisoka-
He would definitely be too scared to use any of his powers to get out of the situation, knowing that if he does, it could end way worse than how it is right now, and he is not trying to make anything worse and he thinks back to all of the things that he has done in his life, and he honestly regrets wasting his time like that, and he wishes that he used his time more wisely instead of being in the phantom troupe and joining the hunter exam (even though his life isn’t over he’s just dramatic. It’s pretty obvious by now)
Nobunaga-
He would be pissed off sick to his stomach and sad. He would be going through a roller coaster of emotions and he would hate every single second of it. He just wants to go back to his normal life with the phantom troupe and continue going on killing spree’s and robbing, auctions and killing mafia members
Uvogin-
Again, I am sorry, but I cannot imagine anything for him because it just literally wouldn’t happen
Sense I cannot do two of the people that I did in my original post. I will cover it all up with shalnark because I could imagine something like this happening to him
Shalnark-
He would be sick to his stomach and sad at the same time he would just be very overwhelmed, and he would just want to leave, and if he had the choice to leave, but you never kill again, he would definitely choose to never kill again, and just to leave because he cannot take all of the stress that is put on him it’s just too much for him
That is it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did. This was very fun making as expected!
Again, I am sorry about the fact that I couldn’t do Silva or uvo but I just couldn’t think of any kind of scenario that would happen to them. It was hard enough thinking of one for Nobunaga and chrollo
I will see everybody in my next Post bye now!
How would the Zoldyck family feel about seeing Future Killua, y'know future Killua is all powerful and all but they also see with KIDS and his wife, but his wife is powerful like POWERFUL POWERFUL, and so are his kids but Killua and his wife don't agree on the kids being assassin's. And the kids don't want to be either. But despite all that, they're like a powerful family that can't be touched. How would the zoldycks react to this? Like headcanons of each Zoldycks reaction😳
I think silva would have mixed feelings about it. I think that he would want killua to push the assassin lifestyle on his children, but I don’t think that he would say too much about it.
illumi would definitely talk to the children, himself any chance that he got, and he would try to convince them to be an assassin (like an asshole)
kikyo (i’m not sure if that’s her name. I think it is though but yk killuas mom)  she would be super upset about it and would complain to everyone about it and annoy everyone about it and she would show up at killuas house all the time, even going as far as to threaten to kill his wife
The musty cow (i forgot his name) he would definitely bother zeno and silva about it, and bc he’s a desperate mamas boy he would completely be on his mother side and back her up over everything in that situation, even if she is in the wrong (she’s completely in the wrong)
alluka (i think that’s her name but yk the little sister) she would definitely not want killuas kids to be assassins. Regardless, she thinks that they should have a good fun and memorable childhood unlike what she had but at the end of the day she trusts in killuas & his wife’s decision and things that they both know best for their children, so she completely stays out of it
kalluto (i don’t think I spelled his name, right but yk the youngest out of the family) he would completely stay quiet about it. He wouldn’t even bother, spreading his opinion out in private, because he knows that everybody is going to completely disregard his opinion so he doesn’t even bother to say it but deep down, he thinks that killuas children should not be assassins at all, and should not even be exposed to that life as much as he can possibly prevent it 
zeno would be annoyed that this is even topic of conversation he thinks that killua should do whatever he thinks is best for his own children deep down, he doesn’t want his children to keep up with the lifestyle that has been going on for generations, but he just wants killua his wife and his kids to be happy but he would talk about it a bit with killua just to see what the plan is
idk why I decided to make this I just seen it in my inbox Sorry if my writing is really bad right now. it’s 2:17am as I am writing this, but I’m just going to post it immediately 
me fr:
I saw you do hxh as well, can I ask for a dating Illumi moodboard? Inwould really appreciate it 💕
Dating Illumi Zoldyck <3
=͟͟͞͞ ⌧ : yes yes yes my baby my baby my baby 🥹💕💖
i know this meme is kinda old (not really but still) but this idea came spontaneously to me like five minutes ago