LMAFOOO Its OKAY We Stand Illumi But You Are Not The Asshole

LMAFOOO it’s OKAY we stand illumi but you are not the asshole

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AITA for asking my fiancé not to sleep in dirt?

My (28 M) fiancé (24 M) will ocasionally dig a hole straight in the ground to bury himself like a cicada to sleep. I say cicada because when he emerges from the ground he always immediately wants to cuddle or do otherwise intimate things. I’ve asked him to shower first, at least, but he doesn’t see what the issue is. 

It then began to get worse when he decided that sleeping underground was more “efficient” than in bed. When I asked him to sleep in the bed with me every other night at least, he misinterpreted and started climbing into bed halfway through the night after emerging from the dirt. 

I told him this behavior was completely unacceptable and he argued with me for being “judgemental” about his burrowing habits and now he’s dug a tunnel and hasn’t come out for three days. Help :(

Hello this is another hxh/Hunter X hunter scenario!

The hxh characters proposing to you!!

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feitan-would probably take you to a Park and bring some strawberries along with him he would propose to you (and obviously for the sake of the story you would say yes) and you guys would sit at a bench while eating some strawberries and watching the sunset (I wouldn’t really call it Romantic more just cute lol)

Phinks-he would take you out on a nice dinner around evening and he would take you to a Lake and propose to you and he would take you on a nice joyride in his car (The car was definitely stolen😚)

Nobunaga-he would ask the troupe for advice  and he would bring you to a gorgeous resort along with the phantom troupe and would propose to you right then and there (The troupe would definitely be cheering and the boys would definitely be yelling yeah he did it!)

Chrollo-he would take you out to dinner at a five star restaurant he would propose to you in private and after he would absolutely shower you with gifts!

illumi-he would go onto the balcony of the zoldyck mansion along with you and would propose to you there and then he would hold your hand as You two walked around the garden and he would give you a bunch of the things that you like<3

hisoka-he would drop little hints that he is going to propose to you (for this you are going to act dumb and pretend that you don’t know anything that’s going on even though you already read the story lmao) he would make you dinner and take you outside of his house and propose to you there (ik it’s not really romantic but I could not think of anything else like at all sorry Reader)

That’s the end of the story everybody I hope you enjoyed i’m thinking of more ideas to do at the moment if you have any suggestions questions or stories that you would want me to do just let me know

JoJo's bizarre adventure the pillar men go for a walk la-squadra1234 original post warning: spoilers yelling being rude and more......

Kars caring for his team members but you really have to get to know him he is a pretty confusing person one moment you think you know him the next moment you don't know him at all so you'll have to know him for years to know his full side he is very strong very intimidating and pretty scary.

Wammu is a pretty organized person he thinks before he moves and plans everything out which is the proper way to do it in his opinion he is very strong and intimidating but if you really get to know him he is very caring and not as scary as you think he would be he can be pretty positive and tries to let the negative side go.

Acdc has a bunch of sides for an example if he does not like you but be nice to you you will never know if he really likes you or if he doesn't because he has so many personalities especially for different people it just depends who you are and what you do she shows no mercy to the people that he hates and the people that he hates to know that he will not show no mercy he is intimidating and can be pretty scary when it comes down to it but he is also a pretty goofy person since he has multiple personalities especially for different people he tends to be pretty goofy.

The pillar men were just walking and they were not going to split up just in case if they came around an enemy that was very strong like stronger than them which is very very unlikely but still they are not taking any chances people want them dead and they know that so they will not risk their lives but they know that they probably would not be in danger considering that they are intimidating and very strong and they know about that they know that people are scared of them and they are not afraid to scare people off.

They were just walking in a trail by the woods and they like it there it was late night considering that the only person that can go out in the daytime is kars.

As they were walking they suddenly came across Joseph and Caesar wammu was about to do Divine sandstorm so they would die Kars quickly stopped him did they all just started staring at each other it was like a staring contest acdc just said are we just going to keep staring at each other it's getting boring Joseph told acdc to shut up Caesar agreed with Joseph wammu told the both of them to not tell master acdc to shut up they should shut up considering that they're the annoying mouth and Joseph is known for his loud mouth wammu pointed out although Caesar was on Joseph's side he could not help but laugh about what wammu just said Caesar said damn it must suck being known as a loud mouth how does it feel Joseph I would not know is Caesar continued laughing Joseph elbow Caesar and told him that he is so annoying and that he is supposed to be on his side not the pillar men side Caesar said this is not about siding with anybody it's just funny what he just said especially since he just pointed out that you are a loud mouth after you told acdc to shut up it all backfired on you that's the only reason why I am laughing right now Joseph said fine and he just walked away from the problem Caesar known that he was not the problem it was the pillar men it was not their intention to walk into them but that's what ended up happening Caesar shortly followed Joseph wammu ask kars why he did not let him kill Caesar and Joseph kars said because we already have enough problems on our hands and we do not need to cause more people already want to kill us 95% of the people that want to kill us don't even know us so it's just not worth it causing more problems and if we kill Joseph and Caesar the entire community will come after us considering that they are pretty much saving the entire community so it's not worth it don't put yourself in danger when you can control it that's not how we do it we are pillar men not dumb men acdc agreed with everything that Kars just said wammu said okay and that he is sorry kars said there was no need to apologize they both made their points so there is no reason for anybody to be apologizing in this situation they just continued walking.

And the pillar men were shocked to see Santana also walking the trail they all were staring at each other Santana slowly walked away as he did not want any problems he known that he also counted as a pillerman but people did not want to kill him which made the original group want to kill him wammu said to Santana that he would not kill him considering that they grew up together Santana assured all of them that he does not want any problems with any of them they all agreed that they all do not want any problems kars and Santana shook hands on it kars asked Santana if he wanted to join the rest of them on a walk Santana said sure he has nothing better to do anyways.

Hello everybody and welcome back to another hxh/Hunter X hunter scenario! 

Today we will be doing what the hunter X hunter characters would do if somebody tried to hurt their s/o let’s get into this

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feitan-this guy would go absolutely crazy but he would hide it from his s/o and as soon as you leave he would take the person and torture them in the worst way that he can possibly think of he has the mindset that if anybody touches his s/o they deserve to die one of the most painful deaths and he will fulfil that thought no matter what it takes….

Phinks-he would beat the absolute living shit out of whoever even attempt to touch his s/o (just don’t ever try it it’s not worth getting a beating for sorry that I could not think of much btw)

Chrollo-he would act totally calm he would take his s/o to a safe location and tell them to stay there and he would use all of his painful abilities on that person who tried to harm his s/o

Nobunaga-this man would freak the fuck out he has no chill at all he will stab that person with his sword right in front of his s/o and he would do it repeatedly and then after he would slit their throat and leave them there he would of course apologize to his s/o for doing all of that stuff right in front of them but at the end of the day he feels no regret

illumi-he would take whoever tried to hurt his s/o to the zoldyck mansion and leave them in the torture room for a few days to let them starve and get dehydrated asf and then after he would start skinning them alive and carving things into their body (it would be a very gory site to see)

Hisoka-he would flip out and then he would allow the person to run but he knows damn well that he can catch the person and he won’t kill them straight away but he Will haunt them for a while before killing them in their sleep

That is the end of this scenario I hope everybody enjoyed if you have any requests DM me or put it in the comments!!!

JoJo's bizarre adventure part 1 what if Dio and Jonathan got along la-squadra1234 original post

Dio we all know his story his biological father is a scumbag he eventually drugged his father to death and his mother was dead already that left him with one option that his father gave to him before he died to go to the joestar family at first Dio did not like the idea of it but eventually he got over it the boy was smart enough to know that he would not survive in the world if he did not have a family to provide food and shelter for him so he went to the Joestar's as that was his only option.

Jonathan now we all know how Jonathan is his mother died but luckily for him his father is still alive and very rich as well which means Jonathan had a pretty good childhood considering that he could get pretty much whatever he wanted with the amount of money that his father had he would be set for life with that kind of money he known about Dio and how he was coming to live with the Joestars Jonathan was very excited about it he was a little scared but mostly excited.

As soon as Dio arrived he was amazed to see the mansion he was very amazed about the fact that he was going to be living in that mansion until he decides to move out which he wasn't thinking about that anytime soon Jonathan greeted Dio along with the maids the housekeeper and Jonathan's dad which would now become dios dad for the rest of his life whether he liked it or not.

It was around 7:00 and they had the traditional dinner steak and a little bit of red wine dio you realize that Jonathan was eating so fast and it was embarrassing dio pulled Jonathan aside and told him that he was eating like a pig Jonathan apologized not only to his father but Dio as well he was pretty thankful for Dio Dio called him out in private instead of saying it out loud and embarrassing him in front of his dad the housekeeper the Butler and the maid's Dio said that it was no problem it's just a matter of common Sense that he was willing to teach Jonathan it was a life skill dio you know knowing that was willing to teach Jonathan about it.

Dio did not really like dogs but dio was fine with Danny honestly he did not really mess with the dog or feed the dog or give the dog water or give the dog baths or play with the dog it's more of just respecting from a far distance.

Jonathan asked Dio he would never play with the dog or give Danny affection Jonathan said to do it's almost as if dio acted like Danny was never even there all dio said to Jonathan was that he did not like dogs at all he does not go around dogs or attempt to befriend a dog he could care less about that he cares more about school and about sports than a dog Jonathan on the other hand well let's just say he was a major dog lover and he let that get in the way of school and sports and Jonathan would be punished for this considering that he was homeschooled by his father who would slap him with a bell and the hands if they got a question wrong whether it's dio or Jonathan that was their dad's way of teaching them life skills and how to be intelligent dio was already smart he known more than his age would typically know which he already known that was a special gift and he was honored to have that.

Dio would be up the bullies especially the ones that bullied Jonathan Jonathan could not fight at all dio you know knowing that stood up for him each and every time a bully would try to mess with him and Jonathan was so thankful for that eventually the bullies just left him alone because they were not trying to deal with Dio or now Jonathan's brother the bullies disappeared as if they were flies and Jonathan was very thankful for that more than he had ever been.

Deal eventually got into University with Jonathan and they were both pretty happy about that they managed to get into the same University dio graduated with honors Jonathan graduated normally not with honors but he still managed to graduate out of University he was so happy about that of course at sometimes he was a bit jealous of his brother Dio but he would never let that get in the way of their bond especially since dio beat people up for him and was always kind and respectful to him.

Eventually Jonathan got married the woman took Jonathan's last name and made it her last name of course dio was obviously at the wedding in fact he helped out Jonathan pick a good suit to wear for the wedding Jonathan was so happy when he was on his honeymoon he really wanted to take his brother with him but he could not it was only him and his now wife not even their dad but that was not a problem plus Jonathan got to spend some time with his now wife which he was pretty happy about.

Shortly after Dio got married of course Jonathan was at the wedding with his wife too Jonathan helped him pick out his suit but he did not really do much as Dio known what he was doing especially since it's his wedding he would not mess up Jonathan knowing that let dio what he wanted to do

He was not mad about it one bit he knows that Dio has his own ideas but it was different for Jonathan's wedding he actually needed help and Dio knows what he is doing so Jonathan stayed out of his way Jonathan said bye to dio when he was about to go on his honeymoon with his new wife.

 Hello everybody and welcome back to once again another hunter X hunter/hxh scenario! Today we will be doing how the hunter X hunter characters react to their child getting into a physical fight!

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Feitan-his kid would be pretty quiet for the most part so when he found out that his kid got into a fight he known that it must’ve been something serious considering that his kid doesn’t talk much and his kid is not a attention seeker at all he questioned his kid over and over about it until he got the answer he was not upset at all he was just wondering what happened and he wanted to know the details safe to say that it wasn’t bothering him at all and it was more just a inconvenience

Chrollo-he would be a little disappointed but he would not say much considering that it would be very hypocritical and especially since his kid knows what he does he just didn’t talk about it but he didn’t like the fact that his kid was getting into fights he wanted his kid to be a good kid and not follow into his footsteps

Phinks-he was all over his kid asking his kid about it “did you win” ”Who did you get into a fight with” “why did you guys get into a fight” “was anybody recording” The questions were endless he would not stop asking until he got all the answers kind of like feitan except he is more annoying about it lol if his kid did not win he would be absolutely pissed and he would probably slap his kid and he would tell his kid to never get into a fight unless they are planning on winning and if his kid won he would probably get his kid ice cream as a reward

illumi-he wasn’t really surprised because it’s in his nature he was raised with violence so he expected that out of his kid since he tried his best to raise his kid the same way as he was raised he did not really care at all he was asking his kid a bit of questions like who did he fight and why did they get into a fight he didn’t ask if his kid won because he already known that his kid would’ve won considering that no other kid at his school is as strong as him (yes I know that he would never enrol his kid into school but his kid would not be allowed any friends so I did not know what else to put)

Hisoka-he would be watching the whole thing he would make sure he has popcorn and tea  he would definitely be cheering for his kid and if his kids started to struggle which would be very unlikely but hypothetically he would definitely jump in the fight because he’s just that type of parent

Nobunaga-he would be upset that his kid is fighting and when his kid calls him a hypocrite he would yell at his kid for calling him names (ik it seems so toxic but trust me it gets better in the end) Nobunaga will eventually come around and apologized to his kid for being a hypocrite and yelling at his kid and his kid will apologize for making him upset but then his kid would just get into another fight and Nobunaga wouldn’t care as much

silva-he wouldn’t care at all he would be proud of his kid if anything (his kid would probably fight one of the butlers because there is literally nobody else to fight)

This is the end of the story thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

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