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This is so hypocritical when it comes to the killing part lol but I know he would be pissed or surprised if he ever found out

How would the Zoldyck family feel about seeing Future Killua, y'know future Killua is all powerful and all but they also see with KIDS and his wife, but his wife is powerful like POWERFUL POWERFUL, and so are his kids but Killua and his wife don't agree on the kids being assassin's. And the kids don't want to be either. But despite all that, they're like a powerful family that can't be touched. How would the zoldycks react to this? Like headcanons of each Zoldycks reaction😳

I think silva would have mixed feelings about it. I think that he would want killua to push the assassin lifestyle on his children, but I don’t think that he would say too much about it.

illumi would definitely talk to the children, himself any chance that he got, and he would try to convince them to be an assassin (like an asshole)

kikyo (i’m not sure if that’s her name. I think it is though but yk killuas mom)  she would be super upset about it and would complain to everyone about it and annoy everyone about it and she would show up at killuas house all the time, even going as far as to threaten to kill his wife

The musty cow (i forgot his name) he would definitely bother zeno and silva about it, and bc he’s a desperate mamas boy he would completely be on his mother side and back her up over everything in that situation, even if she is in the wrong (she’s completely in the wrong)

alluka (i think that’s her name but yk the little sister) she would definitely not want killuas kids to be assassins. Regardless, she thinks that they should have a good fun and memorable childhood unlike what she had but at the end of the day she trusts in killuas & his wife’s decision and things that they both know best for their children, so she completely stays out of it

kalluto (i don’t think I spelled his name, right but yk the youngest out of the family) he would completely stay quiet about it. He wouldn’t even bother, spreading his opinion out in private, because he knows that everybody is going to completely disregard his opinion so he doesn’t even bother to say it but deep down, he thinks that killuas children should not be assassins at all, and should not even be exposed to that life as much as he can possibly prevent it 

zeno would be annoyed that this is even topic of conversation he thinks that killua should do whatever he thinks is best for his own children deep down, he doesn’t want his children to keep up with the lifestyle that has been going on for generations, but he just wants killua his wife and his kids to be happy but he would talk about it a bit with killua just to see what the plan is

idk why I decided to make this I just seen it in my inbox Sorry if my writing is really bad right now. it’s 2:17am as I am writing this, but I’m just going to post it immediately 

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At some point during Hisoka's time with the Phantom Troupe, probably...

Feitan: *sneezes*

Phantom Troupe: ...

Feitan: ok, is ANYONE going to say "bless you"?

Hisoka: honey, you're already blessed...

Feitan: aw! Thanks-

Hisoka: ...With our presence!

Feitan: fucking clown!

*proceeds to set off Rising Sun... Hisoka just uses the opportunity to roast some marshmallows*

Phantom Troupe: ...

Machi: ... bless you?

Feitan: thanks.

Chrollo: Machi, it's your turn to take out the trash.

Machi: okay.

Machi: Hisoka, you heard him. Get out.

A normal night in Zoldyck Mansion:

Illumi: good night

Killua, Kalluto, Milluki (Alluka was in the basement): good night

Illumi: good night monster under the bed who eats siblings who don't bend to my will!

Hisoka, under the bed w/o needing a voice filter: good night!

Zoldyck kiddos: wtf?

Phantom Troupe Sneezing Headcannons because why not

Hisoka: very rarely sneezes. When he does, it's like a fox yipping. Depending on the circumstances, really funny or terrifying.

Nobunaga: sneezes like a robot. Saying "bless you" is hard cause you can't tell if it's a sneezes or a cough. The confusion.

Machi: sneezes really loudly, then acts like nothing happened. Will deny that she ever sneezed in the first place.

Phinks: always frustrated because he feels a sneeze, but has NEVER actually sneezed.

Shalnark: angry sneezes. Don't bless him, you'll just make him even madder. Why does he get so upset? No one knows. He sneezes like a normal human being. It just makes him mad.

Korotopi: sneezes like a demon. Really low growl. Thinks it's completely normal. Everyone else tries to tell him otherwise, but he'll never listen. Insists that they all sound like that.

Feitan: has the most adorable sneeze. He's very embarrassed about it. Will avoid sneezing at any cost.

Shizuku: completely normal sneeze except it always sounds like she's saying "Blinky". She always forgets that it happened and says that she never sneezed. The others gave up trying to explain it to her.

Franklin: takes forever to sneeze and uses the forewarning to leave the room. No one knows what he sounds like. It's really quiet but he thinks it's the loudest thing ever.

Kalluto: sneezes like the precious baby he is. Super quiet and gets really shy afterwards.

Illumi: he's never sneezed. Ever. It's terrifying. He claims that he does sneeze, whenever he blinks strangely. No one knows what to believe.

Uvogin: he yell sneezed. Didn't mind it, in fact he liked scaring little kids whenever he sneezed.

Bonolenov: he's never sneezed either. The other members think that it may be because of all the holes in his body. He'll never confirm or deny their suspicions.

Pakunoda: sneezes pretty loudly, but not loud enough to be a distraction to anyone else. Still, she always excuses herself.

Chrollo: rarely sneezes. When he does, he usually expresses no emotion. He asked the other spiders to never bless him because of some angsty nonsense about not being able to be blessed. They still do, with blinks, Morse code, sign language, or anything else. They love their leader.

stream doodles + requests! again, thank you to everyone who came 8′) love you all

♡Adorable Killua Comfort HCs♡

Random small Killua HCs because I just want to see him happy and comforted dammit

He would have a fuzzy blanket that he just loves. It's not a big blanket, and it's actually just a small perfect square so he can carry it around the house (wherever he lives in an au or with gon. Not the mansion obvi) it's either lavender or light blue.

Despite loving chocolate his favorite pokey stick flavor is strawberry or matcha

He really likes Gon's drawing style because he was raised to draw semi-realistically with minimal style and kind of like a criminal profiling type of thing for if he ever needed it on a mission, so Gon's scratchy yet cute style that he layer develops even cleaner and better is the best thing to look at.

I think I've said this before but Killua has those mole-freckles that dot over his neck and shoulders/collarbone area. They're spaced out and large but not actual moles, just those specific types of freckles

Despite being a blue character and all, his actual favorite color is that light lavender purple or a maroon red. It's one or the other.

He's actually a redbull kid and gets extremely angry when someone says some dumb stuff. Kinda like how Kurapika is an android kinda guy Killua is the redbull version of that whole thing.

When he was very little, in one special moment, he had a small break in his thinking from training. He was still a little kid, and so while yes it's when his own will was at the very least because of the training it was also when it was at the highest. He'd basically observed how the family interaction was supposed to work, like how most kids do, and he just thought/got used to not interacting or being involved with Kalluto. In one moment though, he wanted to. He gave Kalluto a little innocent forehead kiss and told him he seemed like a good brother (because he didn't really know what else to compliment or say- what would he?) And they both remembered it deeply.

If it weren't for training, when Killua needed to get outside and play in the snow he'd be bundled up in a blue and pink coat that was so puffy he'd fall over all the time. Just imagine his cute scrunched up red nose and little fat coat body! He'd find comfort in things like that in general and get Gon and himself matching ones when it's winter to just lay in the snow with.

Every ounce of food that Mito makes he worships so much. Not getting into some ED HCs, he just finds the food so good. Whatever he did eat at the mansion wasn't the same. It didn't matter how rich the family was to get good cooks, and it didn't matter how "sophisticated" the family's taste was "compared to little civilians food", Mito's Chilli was the best thing he'd ever tasted! So were the brownies, or the spicy chicken tortilla soup!

Even with trouble simply complimenting anybody, let alone Gon's aunt, he tried his best some times. She knew a bit about him and Gon had told her what he probably meant by all the awkward compliment presnotation. She'd greatly appreciate it.

One thing not a lot of people talk about id the amount he probably hates how he looks. So much insecurities and horrible things from his mom's attitude when he was little, from a lot more as well. I'm not here to talk about that though. There's very few things he loves or likes about himself at first, and most are because of Gon, but he does like his eyes naturally. Even without Gon mentioning it he would've, and has loved the blue. It actually quite a good color, he'd admit.

Best big sister 💞

Alluka and Kalluto headcannons

When Killua goes off with Gon, they both stay with Leorio

Alluka is older, but Kalluto acts like the older sibling

Sometimes Alluka tags along with Kalluto to troupe meetings

Kurapika likes to send threats via both of them bc nothing is weirder than this adorable 10 year old girl threatening to kill you and every one you love

Machi complains about having to “babysit” Alluka but not so secretly likes it

Kalluto comes to know all of Nanikas rules and has more or less the same bond as killua does with Nanika

Someone (most likely phinks tbh) called Alluka a boy/a transphobic slur and Kalluto punched them

Kalluto makes Alluka origami

Kalluto was fucking pissed when Killua left to take the hunters exam

Not for himself, but because he knew that Killua was the only one who could get Alluka out

He visited Alluka at least once a week in her “room”

Neither of them are allowed within a 10 foot radius of Hisoka