When People Ask Me What Cut Of Meat They Should Get For A Specific Recipe And I Recommend A Thing And

When people ask me what cut of meat they should get for a specific recipe and I recommend a thing and they go with something completely different and probably wrong because what do I know about meat it’s not like I work at a meat market

retail though

Wendy Carlos (b. 9/14/1939), composer, musician, and first trans woman to win a Grammy

Suite from Tron (1982)

Happy Pride Month!

I love when one of those customers come into the shop and they just strut up to the counter and is like "HELLO GIRLS HOW'S EVERYONE TODAY BLAH BLAH HAHA I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY SOMEONE SERVE ME" I mean congrats man the speed with which you made me want to die is record breaking

Once I thought in my eternal anxious state that calling my customers “you guys” was too unprofessional so when an older couple came in I was like ah yes old people say this all the time so I said “what can I get you folks?” but it ended up sounding like I said “what can I get you fucks?”

I decided to be a little less professional after that.

Is your username a Phineas and Ferb reference because if so it is highly appreciated

I’ve been waiting for someone to notice this for ages bless you

I made this as an animated business card, except, in this version I put the T:U logo in the end.