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lady-of-the-puddle
6 years ago

Once I thought in my eternal anxious state that calling my customers “you guys” was too unprofessional so when an older couple came in I was like ah yes old people say this all the time so I said “what can I get you folks?” but it ended up sounding like I said “what can I get you fucks?”

I decided to be a little less professional after that.

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retail tales from the butcher shop meat market they just paused like they were processing it and then moved on but in that moment I died inside literally the most embarassing moment of my life fml
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love-me-love-my-weirdness
1 year ago

Proposed new rule: no sex scenes in TV unless it adds to the plot

Sincerely, a fed up asexual who just watched two pointless sex scenes in one episode that lasted for three minutes and were never mentioned again

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seriously they weren’t even in a romantic relationship or in a sexual relationship or queerplatonic they were just a man and a woman so they had the one obligatory bang session and then moved on and I had to skip it because it went on for so long and just ew asexual acespec ace aspec
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