My Poor Mother. She Tries To Wholesome With Me But It Just Dont Happen. Heres An Example:

My poor mother. She tries to wholesome with me but it just don’t happen. Here’s an example:

My mom (has one of her moments of giving random affection): I love you :)

Me (with one working brain cell): Have you ever had a milky burp?

Ngl I’d kill for some yandere Disney genderbent-princesses. Especially with this Yandere Disney princesses fanfiction that made me act some type of way.

so i kinda wrote this one male!yan!snow white x reader thing and its over 8k words long and only getting longer (help btw) but also I wanna publish it because i haven't wrote shit in so long and its actually inspired by twisted wonderland before i was aware of neiges existence is it okay if i post it under the twst tag or- (i also wanna write more yandere!male disney princes since i'm rewatching the movies and just getting inspired to write historical nonsense but make it greusome and dark kinda like the original tales the movies were based off of✨🌞)

OH but also the dilemma of leaving the characters as female because i'm gay asf and can't decide what i want to do okay anyways

if this post annoyed you i'm sorry fhdhdh i genuinely wanna find out what tags to use here so i don't unnecessarily clog other tags ty for reading this catastrophe of a post

I had an Orange slice in my mouth while I had my phone and, apparently, my Face ID couldn’t recognize me.

I now identify as Orange.

My favorite parts of having actual friends is fucking with them. Especially with this one friend who often mishear things since I wanna see how far I can go.

(Walking through the school during lunch)

My friend Noah: So how you’re feeling okay?

Me (on my bullshit): Hell yeah! Imma do drugs!

Noah: HuH?!

Me: I said imma burn some uggs.

Noah: Oh…my bad

My sister late for online school: Sorry I’m late!

Me listening from the bedroom: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon, how do you sleep so much?

I’m not a pedo. I have online friends who I wish I could meet! They’re awesome people and I’d be willing to comfort them when they seek it! They are just as much as friends as the ones I see in my day to day life.

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.