Life Is Short, Go Infodump To Your Boyfriend

life is short, go infodump to your boyfriend

we could have been… us.

GUYS

James and reg are a penguin and a crow

James would find a cool rock and give it to reg

Reg finds cool little objects and collects them

They are

A penguin and a crow

They're so silly

10 Things I'm convinced James Potter has said

(Its true I was his glasses)

1. Upsetti Spaghetti

2. Oh deer

3. What the flip

4. Spoopy

5. Stahp I could've dropped my croissant

6. Road work ahead? [Cue half his friends groaning, half finishing the quote]

7. Tee hee

8. I'm in me mums car, broom broom

9. Kachow

10. That's not very [insert reference] of you

“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”

glass (I took some creative liberty with this one) - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 213

James was never supposed to see. It was supposed to be a secret. Something Regulus literally took to his grave, never to be revealed to anyone under any circumstances.

He was careful. So careful to make sure nobody ever saw. But of course, James Potter was smart. And damn sneaky.

"Hi, Reg!" he announced himself one day, arriving as if out of nowhere in the alcove Regulus thought nobody knew about. And how, Regulus wondered, did he even know he was there?

But Regulus didn't have a chance to ask, because both of them were distracted right away.

"Merlin's beard," James gasped, grinning and pointing at Regulus's face. "No fucking way!"

Instantly, Regulus snapped the book he had on his lap shut, an reached for the bridge of his nose. "None of your business, Po-"

"Reg, you make fun of me all the time! You never leave me alone about it! And you have them, too?" James asked gleefully, almost jumping with joy.

"No," Regulus grumbled, but it was no use. The reading glasses in his hand did, in fact, exist.

"Awww, baby," James said, coming closer and placing a kiss on his cheek. "They look adorable on you, if it's any consolation."

And Regulus refused to look up as he blushed scarlet.