Theater Kid!Yuu: Okay, This Year's Cast For The First Year's Rendition Of Peter Pan Goes As Follows.

Theater kid!Yuu: Okay, this year's cast for the first year's rendition of Peter Pan goes as follows. Ace, Peter Pan.

Ace: YES!

Theater kid!Yuu: Deuce, Lost boy because you don't have to remember your lines and still get to fight.

Deuce: Thank the Seven.

Theater kid!Yuu: Jack, Captain Hook.

Jack: Sure.

Theater kid!Yuu: Ortho, Wendy.

Ortho: I'm a star!

Theater kid!Yuu: Epel, Tinker Bell.

Epel: What no! Why do I have to be Tinker Bell?! Make Ortho Tinker Bell!

Theater kid!Yuu: You're Tinker Bell because Vil bribed me with an upgrade to our costume and prop budget. He also already has your costume ready.

Epel: That's corruption!

Theater kid!Yuu: It's showbiz, every child star as an overbearing narcissistic parent making deals for them. Be grateful It's Vil and not a real monster. Sebek, you are the crocodile.

Sebek: I will not! I'll bearly be in the show.

Theater kid!Yuu: Unless you want to be Mr.Smee I'd shut up and put the costume on. I paid for it with Epel's pride.

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♡↷ | "When will I see you again.." (Childhood crushes that never faded)

CHARACTERS. Riddle Rosehearts, Ruggie Bucchi, Malleus Draconia

TAGS. Fluff, Love at first sight(?), meeting them at their childhood/teenagehood, spoilers for character's backstory(?), ambiguous ending, mentions of being stabbed in Malleus' part

WORD COUNT. 2 035

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS.. ᐟᐟ

Somewhere in the Queendom of Heart's small forest, you, a little child wandering off alone to explore. Walking not too far, you heard a shuffle and a few whimpered cries behind the bush. You were curious as to what it was and walked toward it. You pushed down a few leaves to see a red-headed boy crouched down and crying.

"AH—!" The boy jolted as he heard the bushes beside him shake from movement—he held an arm up defensively and closed his eyes like he's defending from an attack. "Are you...lost?" You asked in a gentle tone. He opened his eyes slowly, his eyes fully opened after

"Uhm, I-I am..." He looked down from his lap but a minute later, his tears started to pour out again, "I don't know where I am..." he sniffles, "Mother would be angry if she found out I— I haven't stayed out this long..." He's not only scared of being alone out of nowhere, but also because scared of his mother finding out about his secret.

You panicked when the tears kept flowing out like a waterfall, "Oh no.. don't cry—! I'll help you out of here, we're not too far off of home!" You kneeled in front of him and grabbed his soft, tiny hands, and give him a reassuring smile "C'mon, follow me!" You stood up and pulled him out of the ground, dragging him out of the forest.

This was the first time Riddle held someone's hand and felt the warm fuzzy feeling he read in books. He can't contain the red blush adorning his face either. Is this what adults call 'love'? But he was far too young! He doesn't even know your name yet! Oh no... He held someone's hand... he's not married yet and he held someone's hand! How inappropriate! Mother would be ashamed....

His thoughts were all over the place he doesn't notice you already arrived at Queendom of Roses. His best friend Trey and Chenya just outside the forest, waiting for him.

"He's alive! Chenya, he's not dead yet!" The green haired shook his cat friend back and forth before running off to hug their short friend. "We've been worried sick! We couldn't find you anywhere!" One of them said,

"I'm okay Trey, an angel found and saved me!" The two was confused and look to the side, they see you standing behind them awkwardly. once they all pulled away from their hug, the two friends gave a small bow and a thank you for founding and helping their friend out.

But sadly, you soon had to leave. "It was nice meeting you! But I have to return home, see you next time!" You waved them goodbye and ran off. The three boys waves back while Riddle smiled fondly, Chenya nudged his elbow to his arm teasingly. "It looks like you have a crush~" Riddle gasped and playfully punched his friend's arm, "I do not!"

To this day, Riddle remembers that small but memorable memory, he never once let himself forget. It was the day he experienced the feeling of 'love'—he wishes he can meet you again even if it's a brief moment.

It may sound foolish—clinging to a person he only met once in his life. How absurd to even continue loving them when you barely know them at all. But he lets himself be foolish, he'll let himself be deluded because he hasn't given up finding you yet.

RUGGIE BUCCHI.. ᐟᐟ

As a child, Ruggie had always had it rough—he had to thrive and work hard just for a piece of bread. The world was too cruel on him. He only wishes for one day, one day where he doesn't have to steal or work tiredly just for one meal with a drink.

As if his wish was granted, he saw a noble walking by on the slumps without anyone defending them, they're completely defenseless. Their luxurious bag look liked it was handcrafted by an expensive fabric, the inside smelled a delicious aroma of food he'll never get to eat. Out of instinct of a hyena, he ran towards you and stole everything he can grab on,

"Oomf— What the..." The sudden bump made you stumble, but you get to see a brown-haired(?) beastman who stole from you run away "Hey—! Get back!" But your shoutings was ignored as he continued to run. The only thing you have left was a water bottle and your extra coin purse somewhere in your pocket.

Ruggie hid in a corner where no one can see him, he ate the first thing he grabbed from the bag, he gobbled the expensive looking bread and ate it all. Inside still had some extra—enough to feed the remains to his family.

"Slow down. You'll choke if you eat too fast." Your sudden appearance fumbled him, How did you get here so fast? He grabs all the items he stole from you and piled them all up, protecting them like a beast protecting their valuables, "I'm not gonna steal it back, here, have this water." You hand out an metal water bottle, which, he was still hesitant to take. What if you're trying to poison him? "Geez, you're too wary..." You pulled out the cap and poured some water in it, drinking it to prove it was consumable. When you held out the bottle again, he quickly snatched it from your hands and drank all of it like it was the last water he'll ever drink. Some even spilled out of his mouth

"...Thanks," he said lowly as he wiped his mouth off, "You're welcome!" You gave him the biggest grin you could muster. It gives Ruggie an ick at first, how can someone this be forgiving when they just got robbed? He has too many questions, why are you so... Weird...?? You didn't yell, shout or do anything to get back at him after he mugged you.

Are you secretly a saint, or a liar who'll liar him who'll punish him after?

He has too many questions, and none had been answered, but one he guess so far is that you came from a rich family. The given hint was your expensive attire.

"What are you doing here, anyone here could've easily robbed you or done something worst. You don't even have any guard on sight to protect you." He chides and eyes you suspiciously. You let out an awkward laugh and touched the back of your neck, "I wasn't thinking when I ran away... It was also dumb of me from getting lost." Oh, so he was right, you are a noble. A very dumb one at that.

Watching you be naive to your surroundings, he almost felt guilty for robbing you—he guesses he can repay you by getting you back to your guards.

He let out a sigh after contemplating his decision, "I'll safely get you out of here." After he said that you gave him a loud thank you as your eyes sparkled like jewels. He wishes he can have it for himself, it was breathtaking

"You have to pay me first, Nishishi~" You pulled out a coin purse from your pocket and was willing to give him everything to, "Deal!" He flicked your forehead and scolded you for how idiotic you were. Seriously, who the hell easily falls for a simple joke?

He wishes he didn't help you return to your home. He wishes he stole you away instead. Because that was the last time he ever saw you, it's like you completely disappeared forever. The only remaining he has of you was the coin purse you gave him.

MALLEUS DRACONIA.. ᐟᐟ

A stroll in the woods alone could be scary for a little kid like you, but you were different—you're a Fae! It means you're powerful, strong, you can totally take care of yourself! Well, you cower in fear once you heard a loud roar. It wasn't from any feline animal like a lion, it sounded like it came from a dragon, a weeping dragon. You gulped when you realized how near you were to the Dragon's territory. What if you get eaten?! But a little peek wouldn't hurt... Right?

You hid behind a tree to look at the dragon, and what you saw surprised you. Normally in fairytales, Dragons were more larger and menacing—this one was rather... small... You took a closer look to see why it was whaling so loud. There, a sword was impaled on its stomach and it was losing blood, it look like it was weakened from it with how spent it looked. You wanted to leave it alone, but you felt bad for it.

You didn't know Dragons can sense their surroundings because their head turned toward you, and their eyes were piercing through your skull. You shrieked and almost ran away but it let out another wail that made you turn around and face it again.

This time, walking towards it in a more civil approach. "Uh, do you want me to take it out?" You pointed towards the sword, the dragon just stared at you which didn't give you a clear answer. "I'll pull it out. It might hurt, okay?" You grabbed the sword, but it was rather difficult to pull because of your weak, young body. But sooner or later you did manage to pull it out.

The Dragon let out another roar as it stood up, then it's head lowered down to your level. "...Thank you," the dragon said in a low, gruff voice. Suddenly, green magic illuminated everything, you covered your eyes with your hands from how bright it was. Once the magic died down, the dragon was nowhere to be found and was replaced by a kid a year or two older than you who stood tall and gazed at you. His hand pressed against his stomach trying to apply pressure on his wounds. He was taller than you, not adding the horns on his head.

"You're— You're just a kid—! Like me!" You shouted while pointing at him, he covered his ears from your loud shouts. "You're too loud..." His voice was surprisingly less low compared to his dragon form. You covered your mouth with your hand and let out a small 'sorry'

"Why are you out here alone?" You asked him, "Why are you out here alone." He repeated your question, he was a bit sassy. "I asked you first!" Geez, are you this childish? He thought as he ignored your question. But you gave him an innocent, curious look that made him give in, "I ran away, my mentor was forcing me to train again. I was too tired to do it"

"Why were you stabbed?"

"You ask too many questions" you weren't satisfied with that reply, and gave him the same look earlier. "A human saw me and attacked me. There, are you satisfied with your little interrogation?"

"Not quite" as you continued.

He sighed, he noticed how the sky was turning orange and how dark it had gotten. "It's getting dark soon, you should head home" he suggested. You looked left, right, and back but didn't walk away, you just look—like an animal who had gotten lost.

"...You're lost aren't you?" You turned to him in defeat

"...Yes"

He took out his free hand, and you stared at it for a bit before you held on to it. Just like before, green sparkly magic surrounded you two and fireflies appeared, the magic teleporting the two of you to the Castle. Everything was a blur after that. All he remembers was his guard already out to ask him where he had been while trying to heal his wound. He asked his mentor, Lilia, to escort you personally and return you home as he passed out from blood loss.

He doesn't remember anything after that, all he knows is that he never found you again. He tried asking Lilia, but even he doesn't know where you had gone. He can't find the Fae who saved his life.

But this doesn't mean he stopped his search. You haven't left his thought even after so long, he'll keep searching even if it's an eternity

Tits/Ass/Thighs NRC Student HCs ✨

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts

Thigh man

Wants his head to be crushed between those thick juicy thighs like a nutcracker

Sucks on them and leaves little marks

Trey Clover

Trey is hot in an older brother way so I’ll have to say he’s a tits guy

Loves to lay on boobs

Doesn’t matter what size they are, he loves them

Cater Diamond

Boobs for sure

When you lean forward on something and they dangle down a little ? He will melt

Will shove his face between your boobs and just stay there, he’s happy

Ace Trappola

Thighs, thighs, thighs

He will be putty in your hands if you get on top cowgirl style and just let him grip your thighs

He’s weak for that moment when you sit down and your thighs spread on the chair

Deuce Spade

Deuce loves ass

Will probably ask for anal a lot

Loves doggie style and will smack your ass hard while you’re doing it

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Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

Hello! I really liked your fanfic about mistletoe and I would like to submit my application. Can you write what type of girl the characters in the twisted wonderland like?

What Kind of Girl they Like

Summary: Fem! Reader What girl the twisted wonderland boys say they will fall for, versus who they will be attracted to.

CW: Fem! Reader, some of the boys are assholes with their answers, it's explained away in the who they end up with section, so take it with a grain of salt, also these are just my opinions. If you don't agree that's ok!

A/n:it is truly humbling how few of these I actually fit the description of 😭 also, feel free to send in an ask if you want the staff and non nrc boys, or a masc. Reader version (there are some differences for some of them for a male lover)

Masc Version gn! Version

Heartslaybul 

Ace Trappola

What he says

"I dunno, she'd have a great bod and make me sandwiches. Kidding! Sevens, don't glare at me like that, I was just messing with ya! She's probably smart, and sweet as sugar, and let's me get into trouble. And a great bod wouldn't hurt- hey don't throw stuff at me!"

Who he ends up with

Ace is going to be naturally attracted to a girl he can "bring out the worst in."  She probably starts out shy and quiet, then Ace adopts her into his friend group, and now they are sassing each other back and forth. She calls him out on his bullshit, and fights against his teasing with teasing of her own. But she also takes care of him when he's down. He's hiding a lot of insecurity under his cool guy exterior, so if she lets him snuggle, and lets him whine, and then whispers how much she loves him, he'll be a happy man. Also, side note, he's fine if you like sports, but if you know nothing about basketball, it means he gets to look really good when you come to his games. Just saying….

Deuce Spade

What he says

"Huh, I've never really thought about it. Um, I guess she's nice and funny, and isn't scared of my past. I'd also want her to be a little like you, Y/N….not that I like you! Well, I like you, not like like you, shit I'm sorry! This isn't sounding any better…"

Who he ends up with

He really means it when he says he wants someone like you. You're one of his first friends, and, in his mind, the person you date/marry should be your best friend. But if it's not you he ends up with, he will probably be attracted to a girl who's book smart, but less street smart. A little "dumb" like him, in a cute kind of way. He likes a cuddler, and maybe a girl who is shorter than him so that he can feel like he's swallowing her whole when he wraps his arms around her. Also, someone who encourages him and helps him with his homework/paperwork. 

Riddle Rosehearts

What he says

"I don't have time for a relationship right now….but I think I want someone well behaved who follows the rules- what are you smirking at? Just because you're a rule breaker doesn't mean every girl is. I'd also like her to be in the medical profession. You know, someone who works the same profession as me so we have similar interests."

Who he ends up with

As much as he hates to admit it…he's attracted to rule breakers. Not as bad as Ace obviously, he's not trying to go gray early. But if she says something like "let's have a non herbal tea" when it's time for only herbal tea…damn what a rush. By the time he gets serious with someone, he'll be confident enough in himself to cut ties with his mother, so she has to be strong willed, and willing to live off of a low budget for a while.  He'll need someone understanding, who knows he'll have relapses and be too much and too angry sometimes, and she has to be understanding of that, and encouraging of improvement, or he'll live with guilt for the rest of his life. 

Trey Clover

What he says

"Someone who's willing to settle down and grow fat and old with me. You're laughing, but I'm going to be running my parents bakery, and feeding people is my love language. Speaking of, you better finish off that slice of cake before the others steal it."

Who he ends up with

Trey isn't that picky. He really means it when he says he wants someone to get old and fat with. That's his dream. Running a bakery with his wife by his side, and growing old together as your own kids grow up and bring home their own spouses. But he also wants a girl he can blindside with his sadistic side. Someone who'll enjoy that side of him, but also someone who easily forgets it's there. It makes things more fun for him.

Cater Diamond

What he says

"Ha ha someone trendy and totes hot. Someone totally cammable. Aw, are you jealous? Don't worry, you'll always be my fave girlie, even if you're not the girl I love."

Who he ends up with

Cater wants someone who won't disappear when he looks away. Yes, if she's "cammable" that's the first thing he's looking for, but when all is said and done, if she seems like she's going to be flaky, he won't take it too seriously either, as a defense mechanism. He needs a girl with mental endurance, because he's going to spend the beginning of the relationship trying to scare her off. Not that he wants to, he just needs to know he won't be left alone like he usually is. He is going to be attracted to a girl who humors his trends and magicam addiction, but who also sees through him. Someone balanced.  She sees the real Cay Cay, but she's also willing to be his "trophy wife" online.

Savannaclaw

Jack Howl

What he says

"Oh, I uh, well someone who can keep up on a run with me I guess…"

Who he ends up with

Jack says he wants someone who can work out with him. And he would really be happy if he had a girl who was as active as him…but he'd also be happy with a curvy girl. He gets blushy thinking about holding someone soft and plush against his firm muscles. But he's flexible. In the end he won't choose his future wife based on appearance and activity. Wolf beastmen mate for life, so the main thing he is looking for is loyalty. Loyalty, and someone who would want to raise lots of kids with him. As long as you have those two traits, nothing else really matters to him.

Ruggie Bucchi

What he says

"Girlfriends are expensive, shihihi. Tell you what, you find me a lady with sticky fingers, and we'll eat the rich together."

Who he ends up with

This is a deflection. Ruggie loves the idea of a busy business wife, while he is a trophy househusband, cooking and cleaning for his high powered  lady. He wants a strong woman who will scratch his ears and tell him he did such a good job! Then he'll draw her a bath, and massage her feet as she tells him about her day, then they'll snuggle and make out until they fall asleep…that's the dream anyway. He can be a little worker bee until you rise through the ranks, which you will, Ruggie has absolute faith in you. You guys can rob people early on if you have to. In short…Ruggie wants a dommish woman who will call him a good boy and keep him well fed.

Leona Kingscholar

What he says

"Body pillow"

"That's not-"

"Body pillow"

Who he ends up with

He's going to be attracted to a strong woman who whips his ass into shape. Someone who says, "Hey bitch, you're going to therapy, cause I love you and want you to be happy!" And then she actually makes him go. And when he does go, she rewards him with snuggles, and soft kisses. He wants a woman who's never scared of him, who's self assured, and is certain and vocal about her feelings for him.

Also, she has to accept that nighttime is when she's a body pillow. That's an absolute must.

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

What he says

"Why do you wish to know? Are you attempting to reach my standards? Ha ha, let's see. A woman who is ethereal, who is willing to dress stunningly, and sit in my lap when I make deals, so that competitors can see what a high value man I am."

Who he ends up with

If that didn't make you want to throw up 🤢. He'll be attracted to someone who makes him feel beautiful in subtle ways. He knows how easy it is to spin a verbal web of lies. But there's some things you can't fake. Like allowing someone to rest on your lap, and caressing their hair. Or squeezing someone's hand gently when you have to let go. Or pressing a kiss to someone's cheek after you help them straighten their outfit. It's the soft romantic moments that'll speak to Azul when he finds his love. Aside from that, he's not looking for anything in particular. Just someone who makes him feel loved and beautiful.

Jade Leech

What he says

"Fu fu who's to say? Perhaps you are the woman of my dreams. Or not."

Who he ends up with

She's a woman who can see through him. She's someone who never compares him or confuses him for his twin. She's smart. Very smart. She eats his mushrooms and goes on hikes with him. She is patient with Floyd. What Jade is looking for….is female Jade. Someone like that is the only one who can truly keep up with him.

Floyd Leech

What he says

"Aw Shrimpy! Are you worried? Don't worry, whoever she is, I'll still squeeze ya!"

Who he ends up with

He's looking for someone fun. That's his only criteria. At least that's what he says. He can't be sure if he loves her because she's fun, or if she's fun because he loves her. In that sense, it's sort of a soulmate situation for Floyd. Whatever will be will be. He'll just know. 

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Also she has to be squeezable. 

Scarabia

Kalim al Asim

What he says

"I love everybody!"

"But-"

"Have some of this ice cream, it's amazing!"

Who he ends up with

He wants someone he can spoil, but he doesn't know that. It's something in his subconscious. He doesn't want things in exchange either. So she has to be someone who is okay with being spoiled, and doesn't feel guilty about it. He's going to be attracted to someone who loves life like him, but also helps to keep him grounded. And if she has a spark of danger in her, oh man, he'll be simping so hard. 

Jamil Viper

What he says

"I'm not going to even think about it until my freedom is assured. Kalim has promised, but it would be irresponsible to force someone into servitude with me."

Who he ends up with

Jamil is going to be attracted to a hard worker. Someone who's dedicated, and slightly serious. He's also looking for a girl who will see how hard he works, and pampers him from time to time. He's never been in charge of anything, so he likes being the boss of the household. Not that he doesn't see her as an equal! On the contrary, he wants his marriage to be a partnership. But the idea of having somewhere where he is king is definitely something he likes. She can rule the house from as well. They can split the time they rule over the household. They'll take turns being served and pampered.

Pomefiore

Epel Felmier

What he says

"Um, she knows I'm the boss. Wait, that came out misogynistic, sorry I jus mean she knows I'm manly and can support her an all that."

Who he ends up with

He says he wants a cutsie tiny housewife, so that he can be the manly man at the manliest job for mans. He really will be attracted to any girl who doesn't doubt his masculinity, nor call him cute. Someone who tells him that they feel safe and secure with him. He says he wants a short wife. But he's fine with any size or shape as long as she sees him as someone who can care for her. 

Rook Hunt

What he says

"Mademoiselle trickster, I can find beauty in every woman."

Who he ends up with

What he says is actually true. He can and will fall in love with every kind of woman. It's hard to say who he will tie himself to, in the end. It'll be someone who he heavily bonds with and imprints on. It's a lot like with Floyd. Essentially a soulmate situation.

Vil Schoenheit

What he says

"Hm. Why do you want to know, potato? I suppose she's professional, and beautiful, and cares about her image enough that she doesn't cause a scandal."

Who he ends up with

The thing about Vil is, he's not that far off from Rook in his take on beauty. He doesn't so much believe in conventional beauty, or societal beauty standards. He knows everyone has an individual definition of health and beauty. When he says he's looking for a beautiful woman, he's looking for someone who's willing to reach her full potential. Or, more accurately, to allow him to help her reach her full potential. Vil never admits it, but he adores pampering and styling people. His love language is helping people look their best. So if she's someone who knows herself enough to know what style she likes, he'll appreciate it, and take up the mantle of doing the hard work, ie making outfits, styling hair and makeup, formulating skin care etc. TLDR, he wants a confident self possessed woman he can dress like a doll, and show off.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud

What he says

"-------------" mutes ipad.

In his head, he doesn't think any woman would ever love him. But his dream woman is a sexy anime cat girl.

Who he ends up with

What he'll be attracted to is someone who is patient, speaks at a reasonable volume, and is assertive enough to make him leave his room. Essentially, winning Idia's heart is a siege. You'll have to starve him out. That's the patience bit. The reasonable volume comes from him being easily scared by loud noises. Assertive enough to make him leave his room…well that speaks for itself. He wants to believe he can be part of the outside world, and the girl he will fall for will be willing to show it to him.

Diasomnia

Sebek Zigvolt

What he says

"She is someone of noble bearing, who shall help me defend my liege!"

Who he ends up with

He'll fall for a woman who is stronger, mentally, physically, etc., than him. A woman who can put him in his place. A woman who speaks, and it makes him shut up, and sit pretty. She's assertive, and can come off as abrasive to others but to Sebek? Sevens, he'd die for a smidgen of her affection.

Silver

What he says

"I don't think it's worth it to try and define the girl I'll fall in love with. There are so many wonderful women, and my father always told me that love is the greatest mystery in this world. Who's to say who I'll fall in love with?"

Who he ends up with

Silver will fall for someone soft. The entire romance will be soft. Soft caresses in the moonlight. Soft kisses in the morning. Soft fingers gently intertwining.  She'll be empathetic about his sleep condition, never blaming him since it's not his fault. She'll be gentle with his animal friends. She'll be sweet and kind and the very image of a Disney Princess. I'm picturing Aurora, actually. How ironic.

Lilia Vanrouge

What he says

"Fu Fu Fu wouldn't you like to know."

Who he ends up with

Lilia can and has fallen for every kind of woman. He's lived a long time. He's had the time to romance lots of women.  What he'd probably fall for in this stage of his life, is someone he can tease, and play around with, but who is also ready to settle down a little bit. Someone who enjoys the little things in life. He's getting a little old. He wants to build onto his family that he already has. Silver can stand to have three or ten more siblings, right?

Malleus Draconia

What he says

"You."

Who he ends up with

You.

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